Disclaimer: I don't own FMA.
A/N: This didn't really turn out the way I intended, but it was one of those things that wouldn't go away. You know? So..without further ado...All thanks to Maes.
"Maes, I'm not supposed to feel this way!" Roy raged. "This is all your fault." He pointed to Maes.
"MY FAULT?!"
"You're the one that kept telling me to get a wife."
"It's not my fault you chose Hawkeye!"
"What are you yelling about?" Gracia asked coolly.
"Roy's yelling at me because he's in love with Hawkeye."
"MAES!" Roy yelled.
"Maes, sweetie, will you get us tea?"
"Sure." He stuck his tongue at Roy, as he went into the kitchen.
"What's the matter, Roy?"
"I'm in love with Riza, and it's all Maes' fault."
"How?"
"How what?"
"How is it my husband's fault you're in love?"
"He pressured me…Oh my god you're right."
"Okay. Now what are you going to do?"
"Drink."
"No!"
"Why?"
"Roy, you can't just drink your problems away."
"Mommy?" A sleepy Elysia came into the dining room.
"Yes, dear?" She climbed onto Gracia's lap.
"Hi, Uncle Roy."
"Hi, Elysia."
"How's Miss Riza?" She asked sleepily.
"She's fine."
"When..." She yawned. "When are you two going to get...?" Elysia looked at her mother. "What's the word that daddy uses?"
"Married."
"Yeah!" A slight blush appeared on Roy's cheeks.
"Ummm..."
"Well, Elysia." Maes walked in. "Roy and Hawkeye are going to get married very soon."
"No we're..." Maes gave Roy a warning look. "Yeah...soon."
"I think it's time for bed." He told Elysia.
"Ok, daddy." Gracia picked up Elysia, and took her out of the room, after whispering something into Maes' ear.
"So...Roy..."
"What Maes?"
"I think...I think you should tell her."
"Who thinks this?"
"I do."
"Oh, really."
"Yes! So, maybe Gracia told me to tell you to tell Riza..."
"How do you expect me to do that?"
"I'll help you...I'll drive you, and help you along."
"Fine." Roy, reluctantly, got into the car with a bit 'overexcited' Maes.
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After work Riza, in being human, would take her dog for a walk, take a shower, pick up her small apartment, and then sit down to read any good book she had found. Currently she was reading a romance/vampire story called 'Kiss of Midnight', it was basically smut trying to have a story line, but she liked the fact that they fall in love. She knew this because she had read it at least ten times. The one thing she didn't expect was for a late night visit. There was a soft knock at the door.
"Ugh." She groaned as she got off of her reading chair. Knock. "I'm coming!" Riza definitely didn't expect this.
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"Maes, do you even know where she lives?"
"Yes, calm down."
"You don't do you?" He turned in his seat.
"No. Do you?"
"Maybe...yes..." The blush came back. "Let me drive." Maes stopped the car and him and Roy switched places. Roy stomped on the gas as soon as he got into the drivers' seat.
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"Elysia, sweetie, how did you get here?" She looked at the small girl of 5 1/2, dressed in only in a coat and night gown.
"I had to talk to you."
"What?" Riza took Elysia inside.
"Miss Riza, Uncle Roy…what's the word?"
"He what?"
"He l-lo-loves you, tonight he said you two were getting…m-married."
"What?!" Her hand covered her mouth, and she sat down. There was another knock at the door.
"I'll get it!" Elysia yelled.
"That's quite all right." Riza said, going to the door. Knock, Knock, Knock. "Yes?"
"Riza…" Roy started.
"Is Maes with you?"
"Yes."
"Will you let him know that his daughter is here?" She asked.
"Sure." He turned to Maes. "Elysia is here."
"WHAT?! How did my baby get here, I didn't even know how to get here." Maes screamed, pushing past Riza and Roy. Elysia had fallen asleep on Riza's couch. "Bye, Roy."
"Maes."
"Stop being such a baby." Maes smiled. "Bye." Roy and Riza stood there watching Maes drive off.
"He's going to get lost." Riza pointed out.
"I know." Roy shook his head.
"Do you…want to come in?"
"Sure." Riza moved so he could get in.
"What are you doing here sir?"
"I came to tell you...What's this?" He pick up her book.
"It's a book."
"What kind of book?"
"The kind you read."
"Hawkeye."
"It's a romance novel."
"Oh, so it's porn."
"No, sir."
"How many times have you read this?" He asked looking at the old cover.
"I don't know."
"Ok."
"Excuse me. What did you come here to tell me?..sir.."
"Riza, I came to tell you...Icametotellyouiloveyoubutit'sokifyoudon'tfeelthesameandIknowwe'reco-workersbutIthinkwecanmakethiswork." He took a deep breath.
"Sir? Did you say you loved me and we could make it work?"
"I guess you could put it that way." He shrugged.
"Well, it's a good thing you came today."
"Why?"
"Because...I had a date tomorrow." She smiled. Roy smiled back and kissed her.
"Well, that could have been potentially problematic."
"Shut up...sir..." Riza kissed him again.
A/N: Please review! That's really all I had to say.