Steven looked back to his childhood, and memories of Garnet's red, juicy ass flooded back into his mind. How could he forget? Even as his most private parts were being fondled by the likes of Donald Trump and Superman, he could think of nothing but Garnet. Garnet - the name rolled off his tongue like semen from his throbbing, dripping wet penis. 'I'm not gonna lie,' he thought, 'Garnet had a smoking hot body back then. Amethyst was a fine BBW. As for Pearl...she looks like some starving Indian kid who drew their dot too big. Not to mention it was the wrong colour. Fucking her was like fucking a dead zombie,
anyway.'

A lot had happened since then; Brooz Jennar became President of the United States and passed a new Amendment into law. This amendment dictated that, should America be in danger, all men must remove their penises and become like him. Luckily, Steven managed to destroy him as he had done to many a monster, and he happily ate him inside the Gem Temple. It was at this point that Steven realised the full extent of his powers - he had inherited his mother's gift of sucking cock. Steven, however, was a straight male, so he had no idea how this power would be of any use to him in any way. He apprehended many criminals throughout his adulthood; the Booty Lord - Grand Rapist of the Booty Butt Pirates, was a rather challenging kill, but he killed the bastard any way. As he was recalling these glorious memories, he heard a knock on the door.

"Hopefully it's some bitch come to suck my cock,' Steven though in his mind with all its synapses. "Hello?"

"Hello there, dear sir...madam...sir? What the fuck are you?" It was a Mormon faggot. He wore the typical Mormon attire - rainbow speedos and a large cross where his dick should have been. Steven knew who this was the moment he laid eyes on him - Alfred Pennyworth, otherwise known as the Joker. His intentions were simple - cut Steven's dick off and shove it into Batman's butthole so he will finally get fired.

"I'm Steven Universe, and I'm going to kick your ass."

Alfred was perplexed. "Sir? You really believe that you can beat me, the great Joker? I raised Batman!"

"I ate him and fucked his corpse."

This revelation changed everything. His beloved master had been cannibalized and sodomized by a flimsy fool like this? Now he'd never be able to sodomize Batman, and he'd been killed TO DEATH!

"Sir, let me remind you that pizza contains 100% pizza." Shocked at this revelation, Steven got to work fucking the Joker's fine funny ass until it was nothing but blood and pulp on the fucking pavement. Then, another knock on the door appeared - it was MR ENTER!

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THIS ISN'T MY LITTLE PONY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"