It was Valentines Day and throughout the castle everyone was happy. Except one person and his name was Snape. He hated everything about this day. The flowers made him want to throw up, he was allergic to chocolate, but worst of all he hated joy of any kind.
Snape decided that he was going to spend this horrible day in his office and get a substitute to teach poisons for him. But first he had to eat breakfast. That is were it all went wrong. First, Ron ran into him and tripped him. Then while he was eating breakfast he got a letter it said:
Dear Snape,
Y o smell like fart and have greasy hair. You never had a chance with my mum.
Have a horrid day,
Harry Potter/the Chosen One
That made Snape mad. No, that made Snape really mad. Now he was going to get even with Harry. First during poisons put a note on Harry's desk. It read:
Roses are red violets are blue take back what you said or I will murder you.
Then Snape put a Sleeping Poison in a bottle.
Expecting to see Harry asleep Snape walked in the door. But instead of that he saw Crab laying on the floor asleep and a note on his desk. All it said was:
I won you lost
Harry
Then the world went black.
When Snape woke up he was in his bed and it was 7:05. It had only been a dream. Or had it?