Justice: ok second one ... this was a dream i had soo yea its waay weird and it disturbed me too when i wrote it!
"Hey Sasuke" said Naruto more hyper active than usual.
"Umm, hey Naruto" replied Sasuke wary of Naruto's stranger than usual behavior.
"Hey I heard we're goanna have a substitute sensei today" said Naruto a small grin appearing on his face.
"We are so what happened to Kakashi?" asked Sasuke upset that he didn't know before Naruto.
"Let's just say that he believed he could fly but didn't make it" answered Naruto suppressing laughter. He walked off to class sing the chorus of 'I Believe I can fly' leaving Sasuke to wonder how insane Naruto really was.
Later in class…
"Alright you little snot nose freaks! I know what you did to Kakashi sensei!" yelled Lady Tsunade.
Yesterday….
"Hey Kakashi sensei wanna know a secret?" whispered Naruto.
"Sure Naruto what are you so anxious to tell me" answered Kakashi sensei.
"ELMO knows where you live!" shouted Naruto giggling. Knowing Kakashi is still scared of the little monster thing.
"He does! Oh my God!"he screamed. He then leaped out of a nearby window and is now currently in hospital with serious wounds and being treated with an Elmo phobia therapist.
"Awww I should thought of that before" grumbled Guy sensei. He was there cuz he had nothing to do and wanted to see what the kids did to scare his rival so badly. Naruto and Sakura giggled at Guy sensei who didn't realize he said that aloud.
"Ahem. Maybe you would like to introduce their new sensei for today while I see how Kakashi's doing" said Lady Tsunade. She turned around and walked out of the class room with an important air about her.
"Ummm. Heheh well your new teacher is this guy"said Guy sensei
In the doorway was a huge shadow with horns and red eyes. The gang gasped at the shadow of their new sensei. In steped ….. Elmo?
"Uhh is this a joke?"asked Sasuke.
"Yeah this is a puppet" said Sakura.
" Its time for your lesson" said Elmo in a cute and cuddly voice.
"What an essay about cats?" joked Naruto.
"No" said elmo in his cute voice. "an essay about why you should fear me knowing where you live" as he was saying this the sky grew dark, his eyes turned red, his voice lost its childish sound and out of nowhere a knife appeared in his hands dripping with blood.' and the best way to learn is from expirence!" " ahhhhhhh" screamed Guy sensei, like a girl in a James Bond movie, absolutely blood curdling.
"Hahaha" the gang laughed. "He fell for it!"
Lady Tsunade steped in and saw Guy criging on the floor... "Oh great another therapy case".
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Elmo: "I know where you liiivvvee"