Zexion's Library; The Castle That Never Was
"Hey Zexion. What's up?"
"Leave me alone Axel."
"Awhh why? I'm bored as hell!"
"And that happens to concern me how?"
"I 'unno. I thought you could entertain me?"
"No."
"YOU SUCK ZEXIONN!"
After Axel exclaims that, poor Zexion huffs and walks away and out of the library.
Axel speaks to himself and says, "Hmm. Me, a pyro, am bored. AND. I'm in a LIBRARY. Which is full of books. Which are made of paper. AHA!"
Axel decides that books are pretty much "worthless" and he summons his chakrums.
"Hmm. Let's see. War and Peace? FLAME."
"Malcom X? BURN BABY BURN!"
"Emo conversion for dummies? What the hell? Oh well, FIREE!"
That goes on for a while, burning all of Zexion's books and anything else in that poor library.
While Axel is burning the library down, Zexion is doing things otherwise.
Number XII's room; The Castle That Never Was
" So the witch poisoned an apple to give to Snow White-"
Zexion smells something burning. "What the fuck is that sm- Axel." Right away, he drops his book and runs to his beloved library- well, what was left of his library.
"AXEL!"
XIII Turns around and says, "Eh heh heh, Hey Zexy! Whaaa'ss happenin'?"
"..." Zexion just stares in awe
"Hehe welll I think that's Superior calling me, well, DUTY CALLS!"
"No. Stay your ass RIGHT THERE." Zexion picks up a crow bar just oh, so convieniently laying so innocently on a nearby table.
"Uhh.. Zexy? Whatcha' doing with that crow bar?"
Zexion approaches Axel deathly slowly.
"Zexy? ZEXY?"
And all 'Zexy' says is "I think it's time we had some, 'Nobody to Nobody' bondage time Axel."
"AHHHHH!"
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