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Note: This FanFic is written by two cousins, Clare and Rachel. Clare writes all of Harry's entries, and Rachel writes all of Lupin's entries. Thank you!

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The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Bloody Truth: The Story Of My Life

R.J. Lupin's Diary

Monday 16th November

Would say today has been a terrible day, but cannot due to the fact that I have to appear content at all times, as am werewolf and showing any sign of anger might frighten people. If I appear docile, people may ignore my disability, whereas if I am rabid and violent, may have to endure long spell in Azkaban which, to be entirely honest, is not high on my "101 things I must do before I die my obvious untimely death (they got James, they got Sirius, everyone knows I'm next)" list.

Anyway, must not get sidetracked. Today was tolerable enough I suppose. V. startling events took place though. For a moment I genuinely believed that Harry (darling, darling boy, and terribly handsome too - shame about the scar) had worked out my deep, dark secret, but realised that Harry is not the sort to thwart the plans of his friends, especially a friend as calm, good-natured, fair, righteous and perfect as myself. However, do suspect Harry has deep longing for my beloved. Cantankerous fellow. May have to kill him (Harry – not my precious Severus). Rest assured that I'll do it during the "time of the month" though, so people will suspect it was just a hiccup.

I suppose I should explain what I'm going on about.

Today I was feeling lovesick. My heart was yearning for some Snapey lovin'. Knowing that the lessons for the day would be over, I decided to drop in on Snape. Brimming with confidence, I strolled along the corridor to the dungeons, my best robes (only five stitched-on patches) billowing behind me. I had my picture of Dead Sirius with me for luck. As I approached the dungeons, I noticed v. handsome boy loitering outside. Was infuriated, but smiled nevertheless, took deep breaths, and counted to ten.

"You have a beautiful soul, Remus," I told myself as I approached the boy who was lurking with one ear to the door of the dungeon. I stared in disbelief. It was Harry.

He tried to fob me off by saying he was handing in some essay to Snape, but only a fool would have been able to miss the look of deepest yearning in his eyes. They mirrored mine exactly. Sometimes I wonder if Harry is my child. That night with Lily is constantly haunting me.

Anyway, I also managed to fob Harry off with explanation that I had to see Snape on Order business. After 15 minutes we finally decided that I was the one who should leave the dungeons first. Was infuriated once more, but counted to ten and chanted "you have a beautiful soul, Remus," in my head until the anger slipped away.

Will get pissed now. Cannot take the pain.

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The Boy Who Lived: My Modest Life!

Harry J. Potter's Diary

Monday Nov. 16

Have decided to keep a log of my attempts to impress Snape as was losing track of my ideas and forgetting whether I'd already tried something. Decided best thing to do first was to listen in at Snape's office to see if I could find out what he'd want for his birthday. Didn't have any succsess though as that damned Remus Lupin got in my way. He's a nice guy and all but the damn fuzzball interrupted me just as I left the dungeon. Fed him some lie about handing in a late essay. He didn't look impressed though, can't say I'd blame him, was a pretty bad lie considering I'd probably be in detention if I did have a late essay. Snapeykins is sweet and all but sometimes he can be really testy. Luckily Moony fell for it, the gulliable loaf. Asked him why he was there and he said something about Order business. I hate that god damn Order, they always get in my way! Remus seemed reluctant to leave the dungeon, finally we both ended up leaving at the same time, I snuck back though about 5 minutes afterwards just for a quick listen.

Still unsure of what to get Snapey, I wonder whether he likes chocolates, will have to find out.