Anal, by Dickfart
"Please, Jacob. Talk Bella out of this madness," said Edward.
"You talk Bella out of this madness," said Jacob.
"No u."
"NO U."
"Bella doesn't listen to me."
"Bella doesn't listen to me either."
"Fucking Bella."
"I know, right?"
The two boys just stood there angsting, and then they made out fiercely.
"Fuck... I... god... damn... hate... you... so... fuck... ing... much," said Jacob between rough tongue kisses.
"I know," said Edward. "Please take your throbbing, burning, thrusting hatred out on my sad frown hole."
"On your knees then, vampire trash," said Jacob, whipping out his dong. He fucked the back of Edward's throat so hard that he tore it to shreds. He wasn't even sorry. All of Bella's blue-balling bullshit lead to this. He was pent up.
Then suddenly, Jacob yanked his thick, brown cock out with a pop.
"Why'd you stop?" Edward rasped chagrined he mused.
"I'm a werewolf. I'm going to fuck you like a dog."
So he turned into a wolf, and rammed his furry, erect cock into Edward's cold, dead arse.
Meanwhile, pregnant Bella laid there, died, and bled out while her demon baby erupted from her navel. Rosalie took that baby and ate it.
"Tee hee," said Alice. "I knew this would happen all along. YAOI RULZ!"
The End