Disclaimer: The same as usual: I don't own Watchmen or The Simpsons, these fictional works are the properties of Alan Moore and Matt Groening and I don't get paid for this unfortunately.
Hello, this is a sequel to Watchkids, remember Bart ends up in the Watchmen world, nearly at the end of the movie, cause he ends up in the movie version, wanna know what happens next ?
I advise you to read Watchkids before this fic, it's a oneshot so don't worry it will not take you a long time.
Any constructive review is welcome but I already thank you for reading it.
Chapter 1:
Karnak, Antarctica
RORSCHACH: Do it !
BART: Aaaah !
Bart falls right between Manhattan and Rorschach just when Manhattan was about to disintegrate Rorschach.
Both of them look at him surprised. Nite Owl, who's just arrived, is stunned too.
NITE OWL: What the hell is that kid doing here ?
Rorschach and Doc both shrug.
BART: Rorschach ? Cool ! Wait, this is the moment he's about to get killed ! Sure, all the blood was cool but it sucks he died.
He clings to Rorschach's legs, which makes the vigilante feel pretty embarrassed.
MANHATTAN: Child, move away from him.
BART: No ! He can't die, he's the coolest character !
RORSCHACH: You can't kill the kid, Manhattan.
MANHATTAN: But I can't let you go. Child, for the last time, move away from him.
LAURIE (arrives): Jon ! Don't tell me you were about to blow up a kid ! … who's wearing a kid-sized version of Rorschach's suit ? Weird, it almost looks cute on a kid.
Rorschach looking even more embarrassed at the word "cute".
OZYMANDIAS: Jon, you haven't disintegrated him yet ? What's this kid doing here ? Kid-versions of the watchmen's costumes ? That would be a good idea... Now move away kiddo, I promise you we won't hurt the man...
BART: What do you think ? That I'm deaf and stupid ? Eat my shorts !
OZYMANDIAS: That's it, I asked you kindly, now (he bent towards Bart in a threatening way) you leave me no choice...
RORSCHACH: Veidt, don't approach the kid...
Nite Owl is quicker than Rorschach to react and gives Ozymandias a punch.
NITE OWL: You bastard ! First, you kill the Comedian, then you destroy the biggest cities in the world, you tries to kill my friend and now a kid !
BART: Yeah ! Go Nite Owl !
But Ozymandias picks himself up and wards off all the following punches of Nite Owl, he finally pushes him away and Laurie walks towards Dan to check if he's okay.
RORSCHACH: Got to help Daniel... Will you release me ?
Indeed, Rorschach can't move since Bart he's still clung to him.
BART (teeth chattering): I... I...w...would like to but I'm frozen, can't move...
Rorschach sighs.
OZYMANDIAS: Alright kid, who are you and how did you get teleported here ?
BART: My name is Bart Simpson and I come from a world where you are characters from a comics and a movie called Watchmen. And Ralph teleported me there by accident.
All of them looks stunned, except Manhattan.
OZYMANDIAS: And who's this Ralph ?
BART: A kid version of Manhattan, minus the brain.
MANHATTAN: A proof that parallel universes do exist ? Interesting.
OZYMANDIAS (to himself): Hmmm, Fictional characters... (aloud) Good news for you Rorschach: eliminating you is no longer part of my plan...
Nite Owl and Bart seem relieved, Rorschach, as for him,is still suspicious.
RORSCHACH: You're lying, you can't let me leave. You know I won't compromise.
OZYMANDIAS: I know that my stubborn friend, that's why I just had this idea: sending you in this boy's universe. You can do that, Jon ?
MANHATTAN: I think yes.
RORSCHACH: Why are you doing that ? Not by humanity I bet...
OZYMANDIAS: Rorschach, if you were just a little less stubborn and uncompromising, I would not have thought of killing you in the first place. But, you're wrong, I show mercy to you by acting so since I let you live, in an another universe where no one will believe you if you tell about me since we don't even exist for them. And think of it as a good deed: you'll bring the boy back to his family, he must have one after all.
BART: You mean that Rorschach is coming with me ? Awesome ! Oh... sorry man, I forgot you'll got to leave all your friends, well your friend since you only got one.
NITE OWL: Goodbye my friend, good luck in this new world. And thank you kid for saving him.
He pats Bart's hair.
BART: Hey ! Quit it !
Nite Owl offers his hand to Rorschach who shakes it.
RORSCHACH: Goodbye Daniel. You've really been a good friend.
MANHATTAN: Now Bart, think about a precise place of your world and stay close to Rorschach.
BART: I'm still frozen and stuck to him ! How you guys do to not get frozen here ?
JON: Are you ready, Bart ?
BART: Yes !
Then Manhattan makes them disappear.