Inspirational Idea.
This is so everyone can see how we missed this crossover, this one-shot inspirational idea is about the official name of Shimoneta really being Shimoseka, I hope everyone enjoys writing it as well as getting inspired by this one-shot.
This is purely for inspirational ideas.
One of Japan's hospitals.
Naruto didn't know where he was, one moment he was training with ero-sennin about how to control the fox's chakra, the next thing he knew he was waking up in a hospital having no clue how he get there.
Looking around, hoping to find clues to his whereabouts, Naruto smacks his lips, turns out his lips and throat was dry, "Man, how long was I out for?" he asks himself in a rough voice.
Sitting up the best he can, he looks to the right and see's a jug of water and a glass cup, forgetting the cup, he reached out for the whole jug and slowly beings to drink it all down, as soon as the water hit his dry throat he could feel the soothing effect, at first he chocked a little, but steadily he chugged the whole thing.
After finishing the jug he let out sigh of relief, "Wow, I realy was thirsty, I must have been out for days or something."
Not expecting to get an answer, "You have no idea, brat." Replies a familiar voice.
Jumping slightly, Naruto looks towards the window, "Ero-Sennin, where'd you come from!?"
Jiraiya sighs, knowing Naruto wouldn't change the nickname for him, "You really don't remember what happened did you?" Naruto just shrugs, "Alright, I'll tell you everything that happened," Making himself comfortable on the window he began, "As we were trying to train you to use the fox's charkra, you lost control, but before I could try and snap you out of it, or you could injure me, the concentration of the fox's chakra, since you've never used so much at once, made a small opening in the sky, getting your interest, but before I could do something, you were sucked into it, I tried to use my Hair Beam Emission Jutsu to try and stop you from going through, but the power from the hole was too much, even when I used my charkra to stick to the floor, but the floor crumbled under me and pulled me in with you."
Shocked at hearing such a thing, Naruto couldn't help but sit there taking it all in, rubbing his head down to the back of his neck, he feels something, rubbing around his neck he feels a weird ring like thing around his neck, "What the he-" Before he could say anything Jiraiya clapped his hand over his mouth, stopping him from cursing.
Looking towards Jiraiya, the old pervert had a uncomfortable expression, as though he was gonna give a deadly blow, "That's the other thing I wanted to tell you, it turns out we ended up in another world, not only another world but a world where perverted things are illegal now!" He finishes in despair, he was a super-pervert how will he go on living without the pervy-side of the force, after a while of wallowing at the lost of his research, he suddenly jumps back up, realizing something 'Wait a minute, with no-one knowing about the pervy-side it'll give me more of a chance, plus since I got away before anyone could put one of though so called "Peace Makers" it means they can't catch me, but it'll be fun when they try, this will also give me a chance to disguise myself as well, I guess I have Naruto to thank for my "fake name," though I still don't like it, but The Pervy-Sage is born world.'
Naruto was wondering what was up with the dirty old man, first he was almost drowning in dispair, then he looked as though he was struck by lightning, now he was giggling like he just saw Granny-Tsunade in the nude with a big sign saying 'TAKE ME JIRAIYA, I'M YOURS' yet he still had a strong grip on Naruto's mouth, even if Naruto tried to bite him to get his attention he couldn't, the stupid perv had his mouth clamped shut that he couldn't even open his mouth, let alone bite.
So Naruto starts growling and screaming as best he could, even used his fist on the perv's face, causing a slight nose bleed and black eye, which managed to get Jiraiya's attention, "What's the big idea, brat!?" Jiraiya yells out but kept it leveled, he wasn't a spy-master for nothing, seeing Naruto's pissed off look with his hand still over his mouth, Jiraiya realizes he still had his hand over Naruto's mouth, "Oh, Sorry about that, but there's something else you need to know."
Still not moving his hand, Jiraiya continues, "You see in this world the law is cracking down on any perverted activity from using bad language to giving out perverted equipments, books, mags, stuff like that, in the country, to the point where everyone are forced to wear high-tech devices called Peace Makers, or PM for short, at all times that analyse every spoken word and hand motions for any action that could break the law."
Naruto widens his eyes, looking at his wrists he see's two bands on his wrists, and couldn't help but think, 'What the hell, why would anybody want to wear these things, I mean I understand wanting to keep pervy things hidden but this is to the extreme, wait a minute, why isn't Pervy-Sage wearing one.'
Jiraiya saw Naruto looking at him in confusion, wondering why he see's Naruto looking at his wrists and neck, now realizing what he was looking for, still keeping Naruto's mouth shut so he wouldn't yell out, Jiraiya explains, "Ah, the reason why I'm not wearing a PM is because, I managed to runaway on instinct, since I'm use to spying on my own, my body moved by itself, forgetting all about you, the moment I looked back you were unconscious, on the floor with your outfit on it's last leg, before I could go back and grab you, there were too many people, with someone calling for help with the wrist PM's, so I followed you until you were alone, when you got to the hospital, they said in your room that it'll take a week at most for you to wake up."
Naruto was angry at the stupid pervert, he left him because of instinct, ok he understood that, what with his own instinct telling him to fight or flight with Sakura, but since he didn't want to hurt Sakura, flight was the best option, and being in an unknown place, Jiraiya had no choice, also the old perv was use to being alone on missions, it was obvious why it happened, but Naruto's still gonna beat the crap out of him, or at least try to.
Jiraiya saw Naruto calm down, but still looked angry, continued, "So, during that week, since it turns out everyone is a civilian with no ninja's whatsoever, and no-one wanted to hurt you, I went off to investigate the city, and I must say, minus the "No Perv Law" it's all amazing."
Getting Naruto's attention, he explains everything, though keeping his words T Rated, since he didn't want Naruto getting into trouble, he tells him about cars, internet, as much as he can, using ninja skills he managed to get as much info as he could, which was a lot.
When he finished Naruto was shocked, which a let Jiraiya remove his hand from Naruto's mouth, Naruto then says in a quiet voice, "What do we do now, per-, I mean Jiraiya." Now that he knows rude and bad words are forbidden and with a collar on his wrists and neck means he can't call Jiraiya pervy-sage anymore.
Jiraiya rubs his chin in thought, he'll look for a place where he could give summoning a go, but for the time being, he'll forge I.D's for both himself and Naruto, get some fake PM's for himself that works and not get caught, ether when he takes them off or writes his por-, erotic novels, with Naruto getting thrown into school, yeah, that way Naruto'll get the knowledge he needed, like maths, science, and other things.
With that in mind, Jiraiya then explains his idea, at first Naruto was against it, but when Jiraiya tells him that every so often he'll visit to help Naruto train while Jiraiya looks around the country getting more info, as well as telling Naruto about the Shadow-clones being able to help him with his studies, though when Naruto made a Shadow-Clone it shows that the clone has the same PM as well, meaning even using them won't help him.
So with that in mind they get started, look out Japan and the Japanese government the pervy-sage is coming to turn everything upside-down.
To Be Continued.
This is for Inspirational use only.
Hopefully this will let people know where Shimoneta is, and allows everyone to write their own version, the Rating and pairing is up to you (though the Rating should be obvious,) I wish everyone good luck writing this or their own version.
Remember Shimoseka is the official name for Shimoneta.
I Do Not Own Naruto Or Shimoneta/Shimoseka.
