Tuna and Crackers… ON CRACK
Sora happily agreed to have dinner with his newfound… brother? Twin? Son?!?! Ew! He wouldn't go there. He shuddered and decided he'd stick with brother. That said, his brother was pretty flippin sweet… sometimes.
"Yo Sora!" Roxas called as he hopped down from the treehouse. "My mom's almost done with dinner!" "But, you don't have a mom, you're a nobody." Sora bluntly pointed out. "I am too somebody!" Roxas defended himself. "And anyways, let's go, mom's waiting for us." "You mean, Axel?" Roxas bushed, "He was the best at cooking, okay?! Just go along with it!" Sora blinked. "Kay… um… who else is in this strange family of yours. Scratch that, I don't wanna know." Roxas smiled as if he didn't really hear him. "Come on, our house is the coolest place ever!" "But we're in the middle of nowhere." Sora sighed.
Roxas swung open the front door. "Don't be so ungrateful," he whispered, "Mom even made a food from where you used to be from!" At that Sora lightened up. "Awesome." He actually smiled for once. He was starving. Axel came out of the kitchen in a pink apron to meet them. "Welcome, have a seat!" The three of them sat at the table and were soon joined by Riku. Sora almost choked. "Dad?!" he finally managed to spit out. Riku kept a straight face and cleared his throat. "Honey," he said to Axel, "Is the food ready?" By now, Sora was blushing. "What the heck."
Axel set a large platter before Sora and began apologetically saying, "Well, I tried a recipe from your home world, but I couldn't find very much information on it…" He uncovered the platter revealing a dead fish and one broken cracker with a white powder sprinkled on top. "Now I had trouble finding out what "cracker" meant, so I just included all the types of crack. I hope this is acceptable?" Axel grinned and Sora turned bright, bright red and was absolutely speechless. "Umm… umm…" he choked.
Suddenly a huge laugh burst out from behind him. He turned to see Roxas doubled over in laughter. Axel threw his pink apron off and Riku began snickering. Axel revealed a camera hidden in the folds of his apron.
Roxas smirked and pointed at Sora. "You've been Punk'd!"