Charlie sat by Claire's side on the cave floor as she gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. Charlie has never seen her so happy as she took the baby in her arms. But it wasn't over yet. Out slipped a baby girl, screaming as she came into this world. Claire squealed in happiness that she had a boy and a girl. But it only got worse after that, out slipper another, and another, and then three more. Charlie's head started to spin looking at all the babies.
"Jesus Claire your a factory," Charlie exclaimed.
Seven gorgeous babies, four boys and three girls. Claire was delighted yet troubled at the thought of having to feed seven babies.
"Were to have to name them together Charlie," Claire smiled.
"Okay I thought we had planned to name one baby not 100," Charlie said.
Claire giggled at Charlie's remark.
"Okay how bout Claire 1, Claire 2, Claire 3, Charlie 1, Charlie 2, Charlie 3, and Charlie 4," Charlie suggested.
Claire burst out laughing.
"Well, we said that we were going to name one baby Luke," she said pulling a little boy over with brownish hair and little blue eyes.
"All right then this one is Luke but can I ask you something," Charlie said.
Claire nodded
"How in the bloody hell are we gonna remember which one is which," Charlie asked.
"Well, some have brown hair some have blonde hair. Some have little blue eyes other have big blue eyes," Claire said examining each wonderful facial feature of her children.
"Right," Charlie said looking at the babies in confusion. "Okay if this one is Luke then what are the other 15," he said.
"Well, I've always liked the name Jane," Claire said and she bounced a little blonde haired girl on her lap. "So this one is Jane."
"Jane? Why don't we name the next one Tarzan," Charlie smirked?
Claire laughed a smacked Charlie on the arm, "Shut up Charlie your not helping."
They spent the rest of the after noon naming Claire's children. They finally came up with the names Luke, Jane, Briana, Erin, Benn, Danny, Brendan, and Andrew.
Later that day Claire took a nap for she was tired after a long day of delivering seven babies. She kept them by her side as she slept and Charlie was close by. Then out of nowhere, Briana began to whine. Charlie looked over and began to panic. He picker her up and rocked her but she only cried louder. Charlie took her away from Claire so that Briana wouldn't wake her. She began to scream.
"Bloody hell! Okay baby Rock-a-by-baby on the tree tops," Charlie sang, but she only screamed louder.
"Okay I can do this. Ummm go to sleep," Charlie demanded. Briana still wailed in his arms. "DAMN DIDN'T WORK. Okay let's see here. You all everybody you all everybody," Charlie sang.
She only cried harder.
"You don't like that song," Charlie said. "Well, it wasn't my favorite either."
There was a crackle in the bushed and then Claire appeared. "Claire I was just trying to let you sleep and all," Charlie said.
Claire smiled and said,"Here let me take her," Claire said.
"She's all yours," Charlie said quickly handing Claire the screaming baby.
Then they heard a whimper coming from the cave. Charlie and Claire ran back to see that little Benn was whining. Then Andrew began to whine, and in unison all six babies in the cave began to scream and cry. Charlie and Claire looked at each other. This was going to be a long day.
The end