Hello & Good morning/afternoon/evening...whatever time you guys are reading this!
Since Yu-Gi-Oh! GX is about to end in Japan & be replaced with Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D, I thought it was time that a "proper" showdow occur between the King of Games, Yugi Moto, against the #1 duelist at DA, Jaden Yuki!
Of course, there's going to be some mayhem added to this whole insane thing, so folks, get ready to begin one heck of a wild ride!
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M. Brothers Productions presents...
Big the Bird in:
The Grand Tokyo Show!
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Chapter 1: How it all began...
Domino City, Japan...
From his offices at Kaiba Corporations, Seto Kaiba watched on from the plasma screen TV in his office as dueling fans started to riot following the conclusion of Zane Trunsdale against the #1 duelist of all time, Yugi Moto. Appreantly, Yugi had managed to pull an upset victory over Zane, but following the duel, Zane showed a complete lack of respect towards Yugi by slapping his hand away when Yugi offered it in respect & simply left. "Pitiful" Kaiba told himself, as he looked at the last 3 PPV duels. "Ever since that whole incident with people disappearing from the Mr.T threat, so as I heard, the duels just aren't getting the results they should be making. Mr. Trunsdale isn't working out as well as he did before, Yugi's is putting less effort into winning against these new breed of duelists, and I know Yugi's going to want to retire sooner or later. There must be some way to rekindle that spark in him, and I need to find it before it's too late." Kaiba pondered this, as the television suddenly was changed by his visiting brother, Mokuba.
"Mokuba, how many times do I have to tell you that I'm busy?" Kaiba asked his younger brother, as Mokuba replied "10 times, but I never listen. Besides, I heard you talking to yourself, and I know how to help you with your problem." Kaiba raised an eyebrow, and asked "You do?" Mokuba nodded, as Kaiba said "I smell a trick, but I'll bite. What is it that I need to fix my problem?" Mokuba switched the television station to the news, as it showed Hercule on the TV. This upsetted Kaiba, as he said "I don't care about that 2nd rate idiot, Hercule, nor did I even care about the Cell Games that passed more then 10 years ago. Why is this important?" Mokuba simply replied "You'll see", as the television reporter spoke.
"It's been more the 10 years since the World Budokai Champion, Hercule Satan, alledgly defeated Cell & saved the world, but now his reign as Earth's #1 hero is being threatned by a new opponent, and he's not even human." Suddenly, the screen showed Big the Bird, as this started to get Kaiba's interest. "What's this?" Mokuba replied "Check it out! That guy's Big the Bird! He's the one who saved the world from those Millennium Giants a few years back, and stopped Godzilla from destroying Tokyo." This, now, got Kaiba grinning of an idea, as the reporter on the television continued on by saying "Back in 2002, a new hero carved his name in the history books by defeating the Millennuim Giants in Hawaii, Australia, & in Tokyo, Japan. His name is Big the Bird, who we now know is a creature from another planet full of others like him, but he claims that 'Earth' is his true home! Following his heroics when the Earth was invaded, Big the Bird was awarded an honorary medal of bravery by the President of the United States. So, the question is this: If Big the Bird were to challenge the current World Champion, Hercule, who would win?"
A computer simulation showed Big immediantly defeating Hercule in a second flat by simply punching him in the face, sending him flying out of the ring & winning by ring out, as the reporter then said "Well, there you have it! By an official 100, Big would be favored to defeat Hercule!" By then, Kaiba's idea came to full play. "I think I might have an idea that would respark Yugi's interest in Duel Monsters!" Mokuba raised an eyebrow, and asked "What's that, Seto?" Kaiba smirked, as he said "You'll soon find out!" He then reached for his intercom and said into it "Get my Blue Eyes Jet ready! I need to make a trip to America!"
2 Days Later...
Miami, Florida...
A passing patrol car stopped at a local drug-store and found 3 thieves with masks on hanging from a lightpole, as from the shadows, Big took off. Unfortunately, as Big flew off into the night, no one knew of his troubles since his last adventure!
A few months had passed since the events from his trip to Evangelion, and they weren't very enjoyable for him especially! For starters, his friendship with Slimy & Slug deteoriated when he found boxes full of pornographic material in his basement, as they soon found themselves burned to nothing but ashes. Then, his friendship with Ash was going to hell when Ash refused to accept his relationship with Delia, Ash's mother. And finally, if that wasn't enough, his kids had put his name into a database to determine if Big was a match against the current World Budokai Champion, Hercule, and following the public results, he was getting sued by Hercule for blasphamy!
But, oh no, that wasn't enough, because Slimy broke up with Ritsuko when she realized she was nothing more then an outlet for Slimy's personal "needs", and he wanted to be "just friends". So now, Big was stuck with not only 2 adopted kids, but a scientist from another dimension who wouldn't leave. So, his life bascially sucked and it was getting worse each day! "God, my life sucks!" Big told himself as he flew around the city, determined to forget all of his worries for at least 1 night. He finally landed on a building and looked around. For that one moment, it seemed quiet...peaceful, as he closed his eyes to listen to the silence. "Ah, peace & quiet!" However, it didn't last long when he heard the roaring of jets. Big opened his eyes and saw a jet shaped like a blue dragon! "What the hell?" were the only words that came from Big, as he suddenly saw that same jet turning towards his direction.
"Well, you don't see that everyday!" he told himself, as Big took off, with the Blue Eyes Jet in hot pursuit. Big managed, though, to quickly lose him when he flew into a shadowed alley, as the Blue Eyes Jet flew out alone. Big, though, flew out the opposite direction and then flew home, obviously tired for the night!
When he got home, Big placed his cape & hat on a coat-rach and entered his living room to find Ritsuko Akagi passed out on the couch with a "Jack Daniels" in her hand. "Damnit, not again!" he told himself, as he walked over to Ritsuko and carefully shook her awake. "Uh...huh? Big, what're you doing here so soon?" she asked him, as Big replied "Ritsuko, it's 2 in the morning and you're drunk again. Now, what's the reason for drinking this time?" he asked, as Ritsuko replied "I was just thinking about how much of a bastard I was thinking it would work out between me & him." Big sighed, knowing who she was talking about, and then said "I know, but Ritsuko, it's time to forget about Slimy & move on." She suddenly stared at Big in anger, and said "Forget about him? How can I? The last 2 men I was with only used me for sex. Gendo even had an affair with my mother when he was still married. And you..." Now, she grabbed Big's collar and pulled him towards her, not realizing she was pissing him off. "You won't even make love to me!" That was the final straw, as Big pushed her away and got up. "And you don't stop! Always bitching about your sex life & drinking to make the pain go away & your smoking addiction... WELL ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
Now, Ritsuko had eyes of pain as Big went on by saying "First & foremost, I have a girlfriend and I'll stay loyal to her until the end. That means we are never...and I repeat...NEVER...going to "make love" as you put it. Secondly, stop bitching about your sex life. You think you're the only one with that problem? Look at your best friend, Misato! So did she, and now look where she's at! Hell, right now she's probably rather alone or looking for another new guy in her life. Third, if you keep trying to drink your problems away, you'll end up like Misato, again, and god knows we don't need that!" Ritsuko shuddered, imagining for a quick moment how that would play out. But, we'll never know as Big continued by saying "And finally, the smoking problem needs to stop as well. I mean...look at you! You're in your 30's, and you're very attractive, that I'll admit! But, if you continue to smoke, then sooner or later, you'll end up like those guys with a hole in their throat! Now, do you really want that?"
Ritsuko thought for a moment, and then said "You know what, Big? You're right! I'm sick of letting guys use me for a quickie and then throwing me out! Well, enough is enough!" She stood up and said "Starting tomorrow, I am a changed woman!" Big nodded, as his daughter Casey suddenly appeared and tapped his leg. Big looked down at his daughter and asked "Casey, why aren't you in bed?" She replied, with a tired face "How can anyone sleep with you 2 shouting? For pete's sake, you argue more then a married couple! Now shut up so me & Falco can sleep! We have school tomorrow!" Big & Ritsuko both said "Sorry!" as Casey went back to bed! The 2 looked at one another, as Ritsuko then said "Well, goodnight" as she started her way to her room. However, as Big took the Jack Daniels bottle on the floor off it, Ritsuko said to him "By the way, I know Misato would never hurt Shinji purposely!" Big raised his eyebrow at her and asked "How do you really know?" as she replied "Oh, trust me...I know!"
As this scene was happening...
Shinji was watching TV when Misato showed herself in a bathrobe! "Shin-chan, it's time!" Shinji suddenly panicked, knowing how rough Misato had been with him in the last few weeks. And the worst part was that she was trying to have a baby. He suddenly jumped off the couch to run, but Misato tackled him down and dragged him to her room.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...OH GOD, IT HURTS BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
After that night, Shinji never ran from her again!
(You can imagine the rest!)
The next morning...
With the kids at school & Ritsuko helping out at the MAA, Big finally had a chance to clean the house up of all of Ritsuko's beer & cigarettes! "God, I've been meaning to do this for a while, and now I've finally got the chance." Little did Big know, but outside of his home, a limo pulled up into the driveway as soon as he went outside to dump his garbage. Anyway, as he piled up all the garbage up and threw it outside, he saw the limo and suddenly cracked his knuckles, expecting a fight. What happened instead was that the back door opened, and Seto Kaiba emerged from it. The 2 faced off, as Big asked "Can I help you?" Kaiba simply "Big the Bird, I know who you are! My name is Seto Kaiba, and I'm here to do a business proposition you might find interesting!"
End of Chapter 1!
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Up Next: The Deal! So, what exactly does Seto Kaiba have in store for Big the Bird, and what does it have to do with Hercule & Yugi? Plus, why is the WWE(World Wrestling Entertainment) & TNA(Total Nonstop Action) Wrestling interested in our hero as well?
Find out more in the next chapter!
And now, just like in Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, we decided to do a 'card of the chapter', instead of a ;card of the week'. So, here it is:
Blue Eyes White DragonSeto Kaiba's card
[8-star; 3000/2500; Light; Dragon