Warning: Story contains non-story related, mild language, and out of character.
"Dark Pit, have you seen Robin?"
Dark Pit turned his head and shook his head. He was mopping the kitchen floor. Pikachu had a tiny mop and was mopping the counters. She did not realize she was leaving her tiny footprints on the counters. She sniffed and poked her head into the drawer finding cookies.
"Has he been missing all day?" Dark Pit said.
Shulk shrugged.
"I'm getting suspicious. He's not answering my text or calls." Shulk said.
"That does sound suspicious." Dark Pit said.
Pikachu came out of the drawer eating chocolate chip cookies.
"Anyways, can I show you a magic trick Shulk?" Dark Pit said.
"Sure! What is it?" Shulk happily said.
Dark Pit came closer.
"Have you ever wondered how to mop faster?" Dark Pit said.
Shulk snickered.
"I don't know. Robin usually does the cooking and cleaning." Shulk smirked.
Dark Pit shook his head and laughed.
"Nice stereotype Shulk." Dark Pit said.
Shulk lightly laughed.
"Anyways, here's what you do." Dark Pit said.
Shulk nodded.
"Take this mop." Dark Pit said while handing Shulk the mop.
Shulk took the mop.
"And mop the floor!" Dark Pit waved his hand and walked away. "Okay, later!"
Pikachu fell on her side laughing. Her tiny feet moved up and down.
Shulk growled. Pikachu came over and played a sad violin.
Robin came inside the kitchen and gasped once he saw Shulk mopping the floor.
"Wow! You're actually mopping for me!?"
Shulk blushed at the maids outfit he was wearing.
Robin smiled and gave Shulk his maid outfit.
"Bye Shulky!"
Pikachu pointed and laughed.
"What are you laughing at? I'm not wearing this!"
Pikachu zapped Shulk.
"Ouch! There's no rule that says I have to wear a maids outfit!"
Pikachu glared and pointed to the kitchen rules.
Shulk turned his head and his eyes widen.
Anyone who was stupid enough to fall for the magic trick has to wear a maid's outfit even if you're a guy. P.S the word DUMBASS has to be behind your back!
Shulk pouted.
"When did this happen!?"
Pikachu fell on her side laughing.
Five minutes later...
Cloud came inside the kitchen and grabbed a soda. He snickered once he saw Shulk wearing a maids outfit.
"Hahahaha!"
"Yeah! Laugh it up!"
"Let me try the sexy trick!"
Shulk raised an eyebrow.
"Sexy trick?"
"Awww! It did not work! You're already a sexy girl!"
Shulk punched Cloud out of the kitchen.
Pikachu accidentally spilled chocolate on the floor. She opened her mouth revealing her tiny fangs then dashed off.
Shulk growled and broke the mop with his knee.
Pit came inside the kitchen and gasped.
"HEATHER MASON!"
Pit ran up and hugged who he thought was Heather Mason.
"Oh my gosh! You're like my hero in Silent Hill 3 and-!"
Shulk slowly turned his head. His face was bright red.
"Huh!? What the-!? Waaaaaugh!"
Pit somersaulted out of the kitchen screaming.
Pikachu was sitting on the counter laughing her tail off.
Author's note: My cousin did this 'magic trick' to me. Haha.