I DON'T EVEN KNOW OKAY

IF YOU CAN MAKE ANY SENSE OF THIS YOU ARE AMAZING

THIS WILL BE THE LAST INTELLIGIBLE SENTENCE YOU SEE


Konichiwa! Watashi Mikako Sanada! I'm so kawaii desu!

Today is my first day hope's peak academy! I'm the super duper high school level Kawai Desu Anime Girl Cosplayer!

I have hot pink hair that is 10 feet long! It has purple streaks! My eyes are rainbow. I never wear the same outfit because I'm always in cosplay desu.

Today I'm dressed as Miku Hatsune! It's so kawaii! Everyone says I'm ugly but there bakas! I'm sugoi!

I stood in front of the school, my super sparkly eyes sparkling more because I'm kawaii desu!

Let's go to class!

I stepped in side and then I got all dizzy and swirly. This is so baka!

I woke up on a desk desu.

"This is so not sugoi! Or Kawaii! Baka! Baka!" I yelled. I then saw a note on the floor. I read it and gasped. It's so late! I screamed.

"Being late is almost as bad as being a Neko getting chased by a Kuma and an Inu! So not Sugoi to be late! If I had an Onee-chan, he'd be so mad! Well, Sugoi Monogatari Onee-Chan!" I yell.

I try my hardest to run. But then I realize that I'm not dressed as Miku anymore! Baka! This is so not Sugoi! I'm dressed as Sailor Mars! What the Shi? I pull my hair and run around in circles screaming. Then I stop and go to the entrance hall desu.

"YOU! YOU'RE LATE!"

"Baka! I'm so sorry, fellow student-kun! Me being late is so not Sugoi! I don't look Kawaii at all! Desu." I wailed and sat on the floor. And then I saw someone who was totally Kawaii.

He had blonde hair and glasses and a nice suit and my eyes turned to hearts and stars.

"Kawaii Desu…So Sugoi…Yatta…I found my one true Hasubando!" I scream and stand up.

'Would you introduce yourself?" Asked a really fat guy but I didn't care.

"Mikako Sanada…" I say in a super Kawaii voice as I stand up in front of my new Hasubando.

"What can I call you hasubando-senpai-sensei-sama?" I asked him.


That was a lot of fun to write, but it also burned my eyes, agh!

Poor Byakuya, I dislike him, but he doesn't deserve being loved by a Mary-Sue.