I saw a photo that inspired me to write this... It's more like a romance, but the very end is all humour. Hope you like it :)
Anderson
Had he ever found love like this before? It was unbelievable. Whenever he thought of her, he felt butterflies in his stomach, and grew red in the face. He loved her more than Sally Donovan, loved it more than making Sherlock mad. There was no other love like this in the world.
Unfortunately, Sherlock knew about his relationship and love of her. He often talked about it, but thankfully Sally never caught on. It was a good thing that he never used her full name, Dora Umb, or Sally would have a conniption.
Dora was so beautiful and wonderful. Even though she didn't know Sherlock, she would join in Anderson's mockings of him.
Was it true love? Maybe.
Probably.
Yes.
Anderson was in love with D. Umb, and nobody could ever stop him, not even Sherlock.
Ok, yes, it's kind of cheesy, I know. But it's funny, right? Anderson/Dumb is one of my favourite ships. I'm not kidding you. So, leave me a review, please. Love you! :)