The camera pans up to view Monobear lounging on an inflatable pool chair in a crystal clear pool in front of a luxury, but abandoned, hotel. "I'm your host, Monobear, and welcome to another exciting season of…TOTAL….DANGAN….RONPA...ISLAND!" With each word of the title, the camera went out further and further from him, revealing the entirety of the island. The island is a tad bigger than the original island. In the very center of the island is a smoking volcano, and other smaller mountains surround it on the west and east side of the island. On the north/front side of the island is the hotel. The trees and plant life look lush and jungle-like.

The cameras cut to Monobear walking down a torch-lined path towards the shore. "On this season of Total Dangan Ronpa Island, we have a brand new cast! A new island! Brand new challenges...and a brand new twist, Duel Island!" Monobear cackled. "Upupu...So get ready for a whole new season of drama, backstabbing, and death!" Monobear arrived at the beach. "And I have a feeling that this time around will be chock full of even more cutt-throat strategy! Upu~." In the distance the roaring of helicopters could be heard. Monobear spoke up a little. "Our campers are coming as we speak! Upupu, Let's see who our first victim is!"

A helicopter came down to the beach, letting Mikan Tsumiki off.

Monobear: "Ah! Welcome Mikan!"

Mikan: "Hello..Nice to meet you!"

Monobear: "Upupu! I can't say the same! Get to my left...or stay where you are and get crushed by the next helicopter, I don't care!"

Mikan: "O-oh..Okay then.." The other helicopter started to come down right above her, making Mikan's hair whip around everywhere. "Ahh!" She began to move out of the way to Monobear's left side but very clumsily tripped over a hermit crab, face-planting into the sand. Monobear chuckled in the background.

(Cut to Mikan's Confessional)

Mikan: "Oh no...that was so embarrassing...I'm doomed in this game already, aren't I?"

(Cut back to Beach.)

Teruteru had just gotten out of the helicopter that arrived, getting the full panty-shot of Mikan. "Whoa whoa whoa."

Monobear: "Upupu, Welcome to the island, Teruteru Hanamura!"

(Cut to Teruteru's Confessional)

Teruteru: "What a greeting! I think I'll like it here. Tropical weather! Girls! And a sick hotel right up shore? I hope that's where we sleep!"

(Cut back to Beach.)

Mikan got back up quickly, red in the face and running to Monobear's left. "I'm sorry..I'm so embarrassed."

Monobear: "No one cares! Teruteru, to my right please!"

Teruteru strolled up the beach towards Monobear's right, looking to Mikan. "Don't worry about it too much..hehe…"

Monobear: "You're creepy! But next up is…."

The cameras panned to the next helicopter, Ibuki Mioda had stepped off, her earphones are in, blasting music. "Ibuki Mioda! Welcome!"

Ibuki took out her earphones. "Eh, Ibuki is the third one here?!" She had a guitar slung on her back.

(Cut to Ibuki's Confessional)

Ibuki: "If there was a crowd I would have done a little performance to break the ice!"

(Cut back to Beach.)

Monobear: "Is that a problem?"

Ibuki: "Not really! Ibuki just wanted more of a crowd!"

Monobear: "Oh well! To the left!"

Ibuki walked over to Mikan. "Hi, Ibuki here, nice to meet you!"

Mikan: "Hey..I'm Mikan.."

(Cut to Mikan's Confessional)

Mikan: "Maybe I can make a friend…"

(Cut back to Beach.)

Ibuki: "Nice to meet you!"

Hinata was the next off of a helicopter. "And Hinata Hajime is our next camper! Welcome!"

Hinata looked at the campers already there. "So uhm..did you buy a helicopter for every single one of us? You could have easily fit 8 people in one and have two helicopters."

Monobear sighed. "You'll be annoying. Get to my right."

Hinata rolled his eyes and walked over to Teruteru. Behind him he could see Ibuki dancing to music on her headphones and Mikan was picking sand out of her hair, when a cluster of hermit crabs came out of the tangles. "AIHHH." Hermit crabs crawled all over Mikan as she tried to swat them off.

Hinata: "Hmm.." Hinata stood next to Teruteru. "Are you normal?"

Teruteru looked like he had come to a realization. "Oh no!? Is this guys versus girls?! ARE THERE NOT GOING TO BE GIRLS ON MY TEAM!?"

Hinata: "Okay then."

(Cut to Teruteru's Confessional)

Teruteru: "Haha, So far my only competition out here is Hinata? Ladies for days!"

(Cut back to Beach.)

Next to hop off the helicopter was Gundam. "Ladies and gentlemen, Gundam Tanaka!"

Gundam stepped onto the beach. "Hmm…So this is my competition?"

Monobear: "Upupu! I'm as disappointed as you are...But there's still more to come! Stand with the ladies!"

Gundam: "Hmph...Very well." Gundam stood next to Mikan and Ibuki. "My team-mates are mere mortals…"

(Cut to Gundam's Confessional)

Gundam pointed to the camera; his four hamsters had revealed themselves from his scarf, crawling on his arms. "Let it be known that I, Gundam Tanaka, will win this game and a million dollars, for I have been blessed by the evil powers of the underworld!" Gundam smirked. "My Four Dark Lords of Destruction and I have already won against these humans."

(Cut back to Beach)

Teruteru whispered to Hinata. "There's a guy over there now, we better get a lady!"

The next helicopter arrived, letting off Akane. "Akane Owari! Welcome!"

Teruteru: "Please be on our team, Please be on our team…"

Hinata: "We don't even know if these are the teams.."

Akane: "Hey everyone. No welcome grub?"

Monobear: "Upupu, why would we have welcome grub?"

Akane: "I don't know, maybe the producers decided to be, not lame?"

Monobear: "Upupu, but I am the producer! I'm also the host, judge, and executioner! Get to my right!"

Akane walked over to Hinata and Teruteru. "Is this my team?"

Teruteru ogled at Akane. "I hope so~"

(Cut to Akane's Confessional)

Akane: "Teruteru is already creepy. Then there's this other ahoge kid? I am the ahoge kid. And NO FOOD?!"

(Cut back to Beach.)

Another helicopter landed, releasing Kuzuryu this time. "And introducing, Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko!"

Kuzuryu stepped off, looking as cool and collected as possible, hands in his jacket pockets. "...What's up?"

Mikan: "K-uzuryu? Theres a ..theres a…" Mikan did not want to panic Kuzuryu, but a huge water snake was slithering behind him.

Hinata screamed out. "SNAKE BEHIND YOU!"

Kuzuryu's eyes showed slight panic but he swung around quickly, withdrawing a pistol and shooting the snake dead before it could lunge at him. "Hah! Like a little snake could kill me anyways…"

Hinata: "IS THAT A GUN?!"

Gundam had quickly ran to the dead and bloody snake, holding it in his hands. "YOU MONSTER! THIS CRUELTY TO ANIMALS WILL NOT STAND!"

Kuzuryu rolled his eyes. "Whatever man, fuck off!"

(Cut to Gundam's Confessional)

Gundam: "I WILL SEEK REVENGE ON THE GUN WIELDING ONE FOR THIS CRUELTY! HE WILL BE GONE."

(Cut to Hinata's Confessional)

Hinata: "Was that really a GUN?! What is going on?!"

(Cut back to Beach.)

Monobear: "Upupu..Interesting! Kuzuryu, walk back with Gundam."

Kuzuryu huffed. "Damnit."

Gundam put the snake down slowly. "You will be avenged!"

Kuzuryu and Gundam moved back to the left of Monobear and the next helicopter landed.

Monobear: "Next up is...Peko Pekoyama, Welcome to the island!"

Peko stepped off onto the beach and scanned her fellow campers. "Hello all. I am looking forward to spending the summer with all of you."

(Cut to Akane's Confessional)

Akane: "I like this girl's style. She's probably worthy of fighting me."

(Cut to Kuzuryu's Confessional)

Kuzuryu: "I really hope these are not the real teams. Peko and myself came to play together secretly, and I was hoping to have Peko on my side so I'd have an extra vote. I really hope she can make it to a merge over there." Kuzuryu thought for a second. "But I know she will."

(Cut to Peko's Confessional)

Peko: " If this is how the teams are done...I must make it to the merge to protect Kuzuryu."

(Cut back to the Beach.)

Monobear: "Alright sword girl, move to my right."

Peko stood next to Akane as the next Helicopter touched the sand. "Welcome, Souda Kazuichi!"

Souda strolled up the beach towards everyone. "Hey guys, what's up?"

Everybody greeted him, although some halfheartedly.

Monobear pointed to the left of him. "To the left!"

Souda walked over and stood next to Gundam. "Hey man, name?"

Gundam remained facing forward, peering at Souda and his output hand. "...I will not touch your hand." Gundam sighed. "But if you must know, my name is Gundam Tanaka…" One of Gundam's hamsters had crawled out from his clothes.

Souda: "Is that a hamster?!"

Gundam: " That's San-D! And not just a mere hamster, but a dark god of destruction bestowed upon me!" At this point the other hamsters had come out of his scarf.

Souda: " There's more?!"

Kuzuryu: "What are you? Some sort of freak?"

Monobear:" Alright...Shut up ya bastards! The next camper is here!"

Sonia was standing on the beach the whole time, her helicopter had already left. "Hello everybody. It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Sonia Nevermind." Sonia said with a smile.

Monobear: "A pleasure is a severe overstatement! Get to the right!"

Sonia walked over and stood next to Akane. "Greetings!"

(Cut to Souda's Confessional)

Souda: "Wow! She's so pretty…"Souda blushed. "I hope I'm on her team."

(Cut to Gundam's Confessional)

Gundam: "...So far, the other team has received far superior players." Gundam thought for a moment. "If these are even the teams.."

(Cut back to Beach.)

The next helicopter arrived, releasing Saionji. Monobear motioned to the left. "Saionji Hiyoko! Welcome to the island!"

Saionji paused to look at the people to Monobear's left. "Hm."

(Cut to Saionji's Confessional)

Saionji: "...As soon as I see him point left...I see nothing but disappointment." Saionji sighed. "But I'll make the best of it! I have to find some losers to take along with me, but that shouldn't be hard. I'll be playing the nice, cute dancer girl! These morons will never see it coming, hehehe."

(Cut back to Beach.)

Saionji walked over and stood with Ibuki and Mikan. "Hello! I'm Saionji Hiyoko, I bet we're all going to be the best of friends!" She said with a huge grin on her face.

Saionji noticed one of the hermit crabs that Mikan had brushed out of her hair was approaching her foot, and discreetly stepped on it, grinding it into the ground.

The next helicopter touched down, letting off Twogami.

Twogami walked onto the beach and everyone began to murmur to each other.

Monobear: "Upupu, this is Byakuya Togami!"

(AN: I will use Twogami for convenience sake.)

Twogami: "Thank you for the introduction, Monobear."

Hinata: "I'm confused, is he returning?"

Monobear: "Upupu, No questions at this time! Curiosity killed the cat you know! Twogami, to the right!"

Hinata: "Well, if a major villain from last summer is actually back, it would be great to know."

Twogami walked up the beach towards the right of Monobear. "Please forget my actions in the first game, I am not playing a malicious game, you are foolish for presuming anything about me."

(Cut to Twogami's Confessional)

Twogami smiled. "Now that we're in private, I'm not really Togami! All of these people are so dumb. The first vote may be rocky, but once I get my footing in with these guys all will be smooth sailing." Twogami's glasses shimmered. "Besides, If I'm voted off...I have another plan to get that million. There is nothing the master of disguise can't do!"

(Cut back to Beach.)

The next helicopter had touched down, Nidai stepped off. "Upupu, Welcome to the island Nidai Nekomaru!"

Akane immediately noticed Nidai. "You're ripped!"

Nidai chuckled. "Thank you!" Nidai lifted up the helicopter with one arm. "LET'S GET SICKENING!"

Akane ran over to him. "I want to fight you! I'm Akane Owari!"

Nidai tossed the helicopter into the ocean. "You want to take me on?!"

Monobear: "Hey! Meatheads, shut up and move before the next helicopter flattens you like little pancakes!"

Hinata: "Uhm, He just tossed that helicopter into the ocean! Didn't he?"

Sonia smiled at Hinata, nodding. "He very much did."

(Cut to Akane's Confessional)

Akane: "..I am always ready to fight other worthy opponents...and oh is Nidai Nekomaru worthy."

(Cut back to Beach.)

The next helicopter was approaching the beach, but loud blaring beeps began to sound. The Monobear piloting it was pressing buttons all over the board. "SYSTEM FAILURES! UPUPU! ABANDON ALL HOPE!" He opened his door and leaped into the water below.

The campers on the beach watched in awe.

Hinata: "The helicopter is spinning out of control! Shouldn't we call someone?!"

Monobear: "Who ya gonna call?"

Souda: "Maybe an ambulance?!"

Monobear: "Ghostbusters...it's ALWAYS ghostbusters!"

The helicopter had begun spiraling towards the shore, Komaeda had appeared at the open door of the helicopter, holding on as the helicopter came closer.

Monobear: "Upupu, our next contestant, Komaeda Nagito!"

Komaeda leaped out of the helicopter in mid-air, landing with a somersault in the sand. The helicopter crashed at the shore behind him, causing an explosion that sent him flying up the beach, ending up on the right side of Monobear.

Monobear: "Upupu, right where you should be!"

Komaeda was right at Hinata's feet, sprawled out, with singed hair. He looked up at Hinata.

Hinata put out his hand to him. "Here, let me help you up. Are you alright?"

Komaeda used his hand to get up, but remained holding it. "I am now...Thank you...?"

Hinata: "Oh, Hinata Hajime."

Komaeda: "..Thank you Hinata." Komaeda released his hand, and continued to brush off soot from his clothes. "Haha, that was certainly unlucky of me!" As Komaeda finished speaking, everyone heard camera shutters going off at least a half dozen times. Everyone turned to see Koizumi walking up the beach, snapping pictures left and right.

Koizumi: "What a beautiful island…" Koizumi had noticed the crashed helicopter behind her. "Uhm, did somebody die?"

Monobear: "Upupu, sadly no." Monobear pointed Koizumi to his left. "Koizumi, please stand over here." Koizumi snapped a picture of the helicopter wreck and then walked over to Monobear's left, standing near the girls.

(Cut to Koizumi's Confessional)

Koizumi: "I would really like the girls to band together until the end." Koizumi smiled. "But, who knows how the dynamics will work out. It may even be advantageous to side with the boys."

(Cut to Beach.)

Monobear: "And that's the last of our cam-"

Suddenly, coming down the stairs from the hotel, was Usami. "Wait! Wait! Wait!"

Monobear tilted his head. "Huh?"

Usami: "There's one more camper!" Usami had made it to the beach, putting a hand up on Monobear's lifeguard tower for support. "After all, we don't want the teams to be uneven, do we?"

Monobear peered down at Usami, not knowing what to make of her presence.

Saionji: "And who are you?" Saionji said, in a sweet voice, although tinged with attitude.

Usami: "I am Usami! I will be your Co-Host and-" As she uttered the words, Monobear leaped off his lifeguard tower and pummeled Usami into the ground, fist first.

The campers stepped back in shock.

Monobear had punched Usami so hard, they had both gone about a dozen feet down in the sand. Monobear leaped up all the way back to his lifeguard post. "Upupu, campers, I am sorry for MONOMI'S incorrect introduction. She will not be your Co-Host, but your Tuck Shop cashier."

Monomi had surfaced from the hole, dragging herself up. "C-cashier?!"

Monobear: "That's right, ya bastard! Cashier, take it or leave it! There will never be a Co to my Host. Now, where's that last camper?"

(Cut to Komaeda's Confessional)

Komaeda: "...I want to feel bad for Monomi, but it must be a ploy by producers."

(Cut to Monomi's Confessional)

Monomi: "My name is Usami…" Monomi cried into her paws. "I just want to make sure the kids are going to have fun….but now I have sand in my mouth!" Monomi stifled back her tears. "But I will make sure they are happy!"

(Cut back to Beach.)

Monomi: "..R-right.." Monomi waved her wand, and in the distance another helicopter could be heard. "Introducing...Nanami!"

No one got off of the helicopter.

Monobear: "Upupu...where are they?"

After a second, Nanami stepped off the helicopter, putting a hand held in one of her pockets. "Hello everyone, I'm Chiaki Nanami."

Monobear: "Upupu, alright, get to my right, this is taking way too much time!"

Nanami walked over to his right.

(Cut to Nanami's Confessional)

Nanami: "Being the last one wasn't the best…" Nanami had been looking down, at something below the camera. "But it doesn't really matter. If I just look at this as any of my other games, I should win just fine." Nanami had brought up her gaming handheld above camera as she spoke and continued playing.

(Cut back to Beach.)

Monobear: "So without further ado, I pronounce the campers on my right, Teruteru, Nanami, Hinata, Sonia, Twogami, Akane, Komaeda, and Peko, The HAIRY COCONUTS!"

Sonia: "What an unpleasant name…"

Teruteru: "Hehe, what about The Milky Coconuts, amirite?" Teruteru nudged Hinata, who grimaced.

Akane spoke up, gesturing to the other team. "What's their name, huh? I wanna know who we're beating into the ground."

Nidai yelled across the short expanse of sand separating the teams. "OH YEAH?! BRING IT!"

Monobear: "Upupu okay! The people to the left of me, Saionji, Souda, Mikan, Kuzuryu, Ibuki, Nidai, Koizumi, and Gundam are The Crusty Barnacles!"

Akane laughed. "Crusty?"

Nidai: "OH yeah! We're gonna crust you guys up!"

Hinata: "Crust us up?"

Twogami: "Don't listen to them. They are beneath us, they will be the ones who will be crusted!"

Koizumi sighed, speaking to Ibuki, Saionji, and Mikan. "Look at all this chest puffing."

(Cut to Saionji's Confessional)

Saionji: "Koizumi is already trying to make moves against the men, although slight." Saionji was drawing something on a piece of paper from the ballot box as she spoke. "I think my first step will be allying myself with Koizumi." Saionji held up her crayon drawing, of her and Koizumi holding hands. The drawing was very realistic for crayons. "For now at least!" Saionji smiled.

(Cut back to Beach.)

Monobear: "Now your first challenge will be right here on the beach, but first let me give you a run-down of the island and new additions to the game!" Monobear reached behind his lifeguard seat and pulled out a dry erase board easel. He leaped down to the ground with it, quickly drawing a map of the island. He pointed to the hotel. "We bought this island cheap from the old owners, the hotel is abandoned due to some freak accident and "minor" hauntings, but The Campfire Ceremony will take place here every 3 days, sending one of you away!"

Sonia: "Ooo, minor hauntings?"

Hinata: "Wait Sonia, he air-quoted that!"

Sonia: "Your point?"

Hinata: "So they're not really minor...they're worse."

Sonia: "Your point?"

Gundam spoke up. "I must investigate these hauntings!"

(Cut to Sonia's Confessional)

Sonia: "Gundam seems to have an affinity for the paranormal as well. I shall get to know him!"

(Cut back to Beach.)

Monobear rolled his eyes. " Yes, yes, moving on now-"

Nanami: "Wait...You didn't say we would be sent home. You only said you were going to send one of us away...I think."

Monobear: "Upupu, you're a sharp one, aren't you?" Monobear quickly drew a smaller island off the coast of the opposite side of the island. "This is...Duel Island!"

Kuzuryu: "Duel Island? What's that?"

Monomi leaped up in front of Monobear before he could reply. "It's a wonderful place filled with hope! When you get voted off, you'll be sent to duel island! Once you're there, you have to take part in duels again and again! The loser of the duel will be sent home, and the winner of the duel will live another day, at least on duel island." Monomi giggled. "And then whoever is still on redemption island will join the game again at the final eight! Isn't that wonderful? A chance for anyone to redeem themselves and get back in!"

Gundam: "Hmm...this sounds more like purgatory."

Ibuki began playfully chanting. "Purgatory, Purgatory, Purgatory!"

Monobear: "Upupu, That it is!" Monobear pushed Monomi back into the hole he had punched her into earlier. "And that is what it's supposed to be! Not a place of hope, but a place of despair!"

Mikan gulped. "Sounds scary…"

Komaeda spoke to Hinata next to him. "That's interesting..a chance to redeem yourself and get back in the game."

(Cut to Hinata's Confessional)

Hinata: "Does Komaeda already want to be my ally?"

(Cut to Kuzuryu's Confessional)

Kuzuryu: " So, you get voted out but you're not out...This will make things...interesting."

(Cut to Twogami's Confessional)

Twogami smirked. "Ah, yes! The perfect twist! I know this game was made for me, but if there was any chance I would be voted off, it would be in the beginning...So Duel Island makes my chances of defeating every single person stronger!"

(Cut back to Beach.)

Monobear: "Next, This first challenge is both Immunity and Reward! This reward is crucial, as it will choose where you live, and what items you have to help you."

Souda: "Uhh, wait, what do you mean? Where are we gonna live?" Souda paused. "Please say we're not going to live in the haunted hotel!"

Monobear chuckled. "Upupu, no no! The winning team will be given a map to a form of shelter. You'll have places to sleep, cover from the rain, and you'll be not far from the well!" Monobear took a moment. "But the losers will be given the map to a random spot on the island! No shelter, a long hike to the well, and NOTHING!"

Monomi had crawled back out of the hole again. "But you will be given a machete and a pan to cook with!"

Monobear sighed and knocked her back in the hole. "Fine, a rusty machete, and a dented pan!"

Peko watched as Monomi fell back into the hole. "...Will that get old?"

Monobear: "We'll find out! Upupu!" Monobear. "Now, the jungle is way too thick and complicated for you simpletons to navigate, so there are marked trails to the two camps, the hotel/campfire ceremony area, the well, and also Monomi's Tuck Shop! You are free to explore everything the jungle has to offer on your free time, but be warned that no one will come save you!"

Monomi called up from the hole. "I WILL SAVE YOU CHILDREN!"

Monobear growled, and began transforming to buff Monobear. The campers watched in awe as he broke the easel over his knee and tossed it's remnants down the hole.

Monomi moaned weakly. "Children...why...aren't...you helping me?"

Monobear continued, and ripped the lighthouse stand from the ground, and stuffed it down the narrow hole, silencing Monomi's cries for help.

Peko: "...Overkill much?"

Twogami: " You can say that again...Who is she, Monobear?"

Monobear reverted back to his normal self. "We already did introductions, that's my little sister, Monomi."

Souda: "Whoa wait, you guys are sisters?!"

Teruteru: "That's hot!"

Monobear: "What, no? I'm her bigger, more powerful, and so much more wiser, brother! I am not her sister."

Sonia: "So...much more wiser? Is that correct in this language?"

Peko: "Not at all."

(Cut to Nanami's Confessional)

Nanami: "...I think things are definitely different this time..With Usami and Monobear being polar opposites...and everyone seems to be taking things really seriously." Nanami rapidly pressed buttons on her game. "I'm going to have to go into super game mode to win! If I surround myself with the right allies, maybe..." She became engrossed in the game, trailing off.

(Cut to Beach.)

Monobear sighed. "Okay, let's not get off topic here, SHUT UP!"

The campers hushed down as Monobear looked around for his easel. "Oh right...I used that for quick and petty retribution, didn't I…" He turned back to the campers. "Well, I'll just do it all verbally! For your first challenge, 4 people from each of your teams will construct a fort made out of sand for the entire afternoon~" Monobear brought out a wheelbarrow full of buckets, shovels, and tools from nowhere. "5 hours from now at 4PM, I'll call time for your work to be done! Then, the other 4 members of your team will play capture the flag, using the forts as bases! Each competitor playing capture the flag will be armed with a coconut gun! Be careful though, not just about being hit by one (Ouch!) but also keep track of your ammo! If you are hit, you take a three-minute penalty and will be called back in. Each gun will have 3 coconuts per round! The first team to capture 3 flags wins Immunity and Reward!"

Just then, the lifeguard stand and broken easel shot out of the ground and high into the air. Following it was a trail of rainbows and sparkles, as well as Monomi, who landed gracefully on the beach with her wand. "What a great team building challenge! To get the ball rolling and the coconuts shooting, let's make it fair and randomly assign duties!"

Monobear: "...You seem to forget you're just a cashier, Monomi."

Monomi: "I am not Monomi! My name is Usami!"

Monobear swiftly uppercutted Monomi. "Cya later, MONOMI!" Monomi was sent flying way up in the air, landing somewhere else far off on the island. "Hopefully never!"

(Cut to Ibuki's Confessional)

Ibuki: "Now does Ibuki think Monobear and Monomi's relationship is weird?" Ibuki nodded. "Yes I do! I would feel bad for her if she wasn't a stuffed toy."

(Cut back to Beach.)

Monobear: "Building for the Hairy Coconuts will be Hinata, Komaeda, Teruteru, and Sonia!" Monobear continued. "Leaving, Nanami, Peko, Akane, and Twogami as their shooters!

Twogami: "Hm, seems like we already have this in the bag."

Sonia: "Do you three have any expertise on sand castle fortification?"

Hinata shrugged. "It can't be too hard."

Monobear: "Now, The Crusty Barnacles, building for you will be Koizumi, Gundam, Ibuki, and Souda. Shooting will be, Saionji, Nidai, Mikan, and Kuzuryu."

(Cut to Mikan's Confessional)

Mikan: "I have to say I'm a little nervous to compete in the shooting portion...what if I let my team down?"

(Cut to Nidai's Confessional)

Nidai: "Aw yeah!" Nidai punched the side of the confessional, creating a decent sized hole in it. "THIS IS HAPPENING!"

(Cut back to Beach.)

Monobear: "So, I'll give you bastards until four to see what you can come up with!" Monobear snapped his fingers, and a large red rectangular outline appeared in the sand, with a line splitting it in half. "These are your territories!" A red flag and a blue flag raised out of the sand on opposite sides of the stretch of sand. "Now, there are no rules in building, only that it must be majority sand-made. You all ready?!"

Everyone yelled out in excitement. "Yeah!"

Monobear: "Yeah okay, but tone it down."

(Cut to Themesong.)

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine (The Hairy Coconuts are all standing on the beach, a sudden downpour comes down on them. Their faces grimace.)

You guys are on my mind (Saionji, Koizumi, and Souda are running towards the camera in the dense jungle, shadows of animals can be seen chasing them.)

You asked me what I wanted to be (Gundam and Ibuki argue over eating a dead animal in her hand, a giant bird swoops down and grabs it from her.)

And now I think the answer is plain to see (Sonia and Peko are laughing in the water by a dock, in the waves behind them, Twogami and Ibuki are playing and splashing in the water,)

I want to be famous (The camera pans from them to see Kuzuryu, pushing Teruteru into the water, laughing.)

I want to live close to the sun (Nanami and Hinata are connected by harness and rope, scaling down the inside of the volcano, behind them Komaeda is seen falling downwards.)

Well, pack your bags cause I've already won.
(Nidai and Akane are seen heading straight at each other, skateboarding on giant vines, screaming.)

Everything to prove nothing in my way (Souda shot off coconuts from his coconut gun left and right.)

I'll get there one day (Kuzuryu and Peko fight off zombies, back to back.)

Cause I want to be famous (Sonia and Gundam walk through a hotel hallway, Souda walks up behind them, forcing himself in-between them. Then all three shriek at a ghost.)

Nanananaanana~ nanana~ nanananaa (Monomi wipes down the counter in the tuckshop, as Nanami sweeps. Alter Ego's face appears on the cash register screen.)

I want to be, I want to be; I want to be famous (The Crusty Barnacles are all standing around their campfire, as a jaguar leaps out of the bushes at them.)

I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous (The Camera pans out to all 16 campers sitting around the firepit, with the Hotel as the backdrop. A translucent image of Despair!Naegi fades in above them, looking down with a long grin.)

The cameras cut back to the beach, both teams hard at work.

Koizumi was checking out the tools in their teams wheelbarrow with the other builders. "Hm, I guess this junk will have to do…"

Ibuki pulled out a bucket. "I'm going to collect some seashells for a necklace! This beach is so pretty!"

Koizumi: "We can do that after. We need to think about what our fort is going to look like first."

Souda: "I can help out here. We have a hammer and nails right? Me and Gundam will go check the forest for something we can use to support. In the meantime, you and Ibuki should build a sand wall as tall as you can."

Ibuki: "Ibuki is really great at building big walls…" Ibuki kicked a sand pile roughly. "And then knockin em down!"

Gundam: "...We should get moving. The other team is already starting construction." Across the playing area, Sonia and Teruteru had began building while Hinata and Komaeda ran the wheelbarrow towards the tree line. Twogami had been shouting orders to the builders.

Saionji: "Guys, please get moving!" Saionji said, sounding as sweet as possible.

Souda and Gundam took off with the wheelbarrow and Koizumi ran with a bucket towards the shore for wet sand.

(Cut to Kuzuryu's Confessional)

Kuzuryu sighed. "So, watching the builder half of my team start doesn't look promising to say the least." Kuzuryu scoffed. "Hey, at least I won't be voted off for being weak or annoying right off the bat! That probably goes to Ibuki and that freak Gundam."

(Cut to Jungle, Hinata and Komaeda)

Hinata and Komaeda were throwing branches and logs into the wheelbarrow.

Komaeda: "Hinata, would you mind me being up front so quickly?"

Hinata glanced at Komaeda for a second and then went back to searching the forest floor. "No, what's on your mind?"

Komaeda: "Something tells me I can trust you." Komaeda lifted a heavy branch, struggling before dropping it in the barrow. "I think we should form an alliance, if you're interested."

Hinata thought for a moment and then put out his hand. "Alright, I'm in."

Komaeda shook it with a smile. "Let's make it to final two then."

(Cut to Hinata's Confessional)

Hinata: "Komaeda's forwardness made me uneasy at first...but I really think I can trust him. Hopefully I didn't make a huge mistake here…"

(Cut to Komaeda's Confessional)

Komaeda: "I have Hinata...now the two of us need some other allies to be our shields until the end."

(Cut back to Beach.)

Sonia and Teruteru had built a sloppy 5ft wide wall, that was only 3 feet tall.

Teruteru was sweating as he tried to form the sand up. "How...the hell...are we...going to...finish this...in time…"

Twogami, as a shooter, was overlooking their work. "No, no, You're doing this all wrong, Teruteru. You need a lot more wet sand."

Teruteru groaned and tiredly ran back towards the shore for another bucket of water.

(Cut to Twogami's Confessional)

Twogami: "Looks like I'm going to have to oversee the building aspect of this challenge as well." Twogami listened to make sure no one was outside the confessional stall. "Although Teruteru is basically useless, I am going to bring in him and Sonia for an alliance against some of the "stronger" members of our team. Sonia could even be something more, I've always wanted to marry into royalty." Twogami scratched at his wig. "This thing is itchy."

(Cut to Sonia's Confessional)

Sonia: "Twogami is being so helpful in this challenge. I am not the biggest expert in sand castle construction back in Novoselic." She said with a chuckle.

(Cut back to Beach)

While Sonia and Teruteru worked on building their main structure upwards with Twogami spouting advice, Akane, Peko, and Nanami sat in the sand up the beach. Nanami was looking down at her video game, but started the conversation.

Nanami: "We have to be careful about Twogami."

Peko glanced over at Nanami. "Do you think that's the same Togami?"

Nanami: "I'm not sure. I just don't think we should take the chance. If it is him...he's very dangerous."

Akane: "Besides his leadership skills the guy doesn't bring anything to the table anyways." Akane paused. "But we still haven't seen his performance in the second part of the challenge today."

Nanami put her video game away. " We'll talk about it later, then."

(Cut to Peko's Confessional)

Peko: "Now is my perfect chance to secure myself in an alliance. I must survive until I can help Kuzuryu."

(Cut to Beach.)

Peko: "Would you two like to form an alliance?"

(Cut to Akane's Confessional)

Akane smirked. "I was not expecting that. But she looks like a strong competitor that I would personally want to fight, so of course I'll align with her."

(Cut back to Beach.)

Nanami: "I would very much like that."

Akane put out her fist. "Girl power?"

Nanami and Peko put their fists in as well and all in unison, "Girl power!" in a loud whisper so they couldn't hear down the beach.

Just then, Souda came running out of the forest screaming hysterically, with Gundam pushing the full wheelbarrow behind him.

Nidai: "What THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" He yelled up the beach.

Souda: "K-KILLER MONKEYS!"

Nanami, Peko, and Akane had turned around and scanned the tree line for monkeys.

Akane: "Uh...where man?"

Souda caught his breath and fell in the sand near his team. "They're relentless….and terrifying."

Gundam unloaded the materials they gathered on the beach. "...Terrifying is the last word to use for those misunderstood creatures! Did you see me get attacked, boy with pink hair?"

Souda stood back up, his face had sand stuck to his tear trails. "Because you're flippin Dr Zoolittle!"

Gundam gasped, but before he could respond, coconuts started to pelt the campers from the tree line.

Souda: "Ah! It's the monkeys!"

Akane got pelted in the face by a coconut. "Ah! That little…." Akane chucked the coconut back up at the laughing monkey that threw it, knocking it off the branch. It ran back into the forest crying.

Peko: "...Nice shot."

The monkeys started to screech louder, and more coconuts began to rain down on the screaming campers. The camera and cameraman are hit with a coconut, and the camera scratches out.

(Cut to Gundam's Confessional)

Gundam snickered deviously. "That snively little greaseball has got another thing coming! No one calls, I, Gundam Tanaka, DR ZOOLITTLE!" Gundam's hamsters had come out. "Oh! Did I startle you my masters of destruction?" he said with great concern.

(Cut back to Beach.)

Gundam walked out into the fray of coconuts and put his arms up with his eyes closed. The monkeys all stopped and ran back into the forest. The other campers cheered.

Teruteru spoke up from his team's sand fort. "Dude, you're totally like Dr. Zoolittle."

Gundam shuddered

(Cut to Saionji's Confessional)

Saionji: "Hehe, I just had to hide behind Nidai! He took all the coconuts!"

(Cut to Nidai's Confessional)

Nidai's face was swollen and bruised. "Yeah, I had to protect the girls on my team from those coconuts….a lot of coconuts…"

(Cut to Beach)

The building time was almost up and both teams were just about finished.

For the Barnacles, they had a main structure in the center with sand walls, using branches as supports throughout the walls and for window openings to shoot from. To the right and left and of the main structure were too higher towers with rock steps leading up to the top for aerial attacking. Twogami was ordering Hinata, Komaeda, and Sonia to finish quickly.

The Coconut's fort was different. It's main structure was just barely tall enough, with less supports, but they had managed to build 5 taller walls in front of the structure to weave through, which was supported by thick branches.

Monobear had returned on his helicopter, overlooking the forts. "Upupu! Only one more minute of construction teams! Shooters, get geared up!"

Mikan: "Y-you're giving us armor right?"

Monobear: "What's that? Upupu."

Souda: "Heh, so thats a no."

Nidai: "Don't worry, we'll smash em into the ground!"

Akane brought the coconut gun strap over her shoulder. "Not with me around."

Nidai: "You won't get the best of me."

(Cut to Akane's Confessional)

Akane: "The most exciting part of this challenge will be facing HIM one on one!"

(Cut back to Beach.)

Monobear: "Now remember, if you get hit with any coconuts, you're out! Friendly fire included."

The shooters were all touching their respective flags, ready to start.

Monobear: "Upupu, Coconuts ready?"

Nanami, Akane, Peko, and Twogami cheered in unison.

Monobear: "How about the Barnacles?"

Saionji, Mikan, Nidai, and Kuzuryu shouted out.

Monobear: "Go!"

(Cut to Mikan's Confessional)

Mikan: "So our strategy for the first round is to send out Nidai and Kuzuryu as offense, and me and Saionji will stand back to guard the flag."

(Cut to Twogami's Confessional)

Twogami: "The plan I devised for the first round is simple. Peko will run atop the barrier walls and cause a distraction so Nanami and Akane can take the enemy out from behind and get that flag."

(Cut back to Arena.)

Nidai ran out of their main structure, followed by Kuzuryu, taking cover behind one of the other teams walls. Mikan and Saionji were aiming their guns out of their structure's windows.

Kuzuryu peeked around the wall. "Where are these guys?"

Nidai: "Wait, right there!" Nidai pointed at a flash of black and grey leaping over the walls.

Kuzuryu looked up. "Peko?"

Nidai took a shot up at her as she leaped over them, but missed.

Peko landed in the sand and Nidai and Kuzuryu turned to shoot her, Nidai shooting her first.

Peko smirked. "...Fell for it." She rubbed her upper arm.

As Peko finished speaking, Akane and Nanami had shot Nidai and Kuzuryu from behind.

Nidai turned to see that Akane had shot him. Akane smirked at him as he joined Kuzuryu and Peko in the penalty box.

Kuzuryu: "Fuck! Those coconuts hurt like hell!"

Peko: "...Hopefully you will not be too bruised." Peko said to Kuzuryu quietly.

Nidai burst out. "Bruises? You want to see some cool bruises?!" Nidai lifted up his shirt to show his heavily bruised torso. "Yeah, I was pretty much a human shield earlier."

(Cut to Nidai's Confessional)

Nidai: "Yeah, now about 95% of my body is bruised. BUT BRING IT ON AKANE!"

(Cut to Kuzuryu's Confessional)

Kuzuryu: "I didn't WANT to shoot Peko, so I let Nidai do it. If I have to shoot her I will."

(Cut back to Beach.)

Saionji: "Oh no, Nidai and Kuzuryu!" Saionji fired off a coconut towards Nanami and Akane, who both leaped for cover in opposite directions.

Mikan: "It's two on three, what do we do?"

Saionji: "We take them out, obviously!"

Twogami shouted from his team's base. "GO GO GO!"

Akane and Nanami both ran out, crisscrossing past each other, heading to the left and right of the enemy fort respectively. Saionji and Mikan both shot off coconuts through the windows at them, missing.

Twogami suddenly started to scream in agony. "WHAT THE HELL?!"

Nanami stopped in her tracks, and in her pausing, was shot by Saionji through the window.

Hinata, Komaeda, Teruteru, and Sonia had run along the sidelines to Twogami, and when they rounded the corner, they saw him laying down in the sand with a bear trap around his ankle, bleeding and reeling.

Hinata: "W-what? A bear trap?"

Monobear: "Upupu...Oh yeah. I forgot to mention I activated random traps across the arena."

Hinata: "That still doesn't make sense! It's a bear trap!"

Sonia: "Is this what reality shows are like outside of my country?"

Monobear: "Upupu, don't fear campers! He can go right to the infirmary and he'll be fine by tomorrow morning!"

Hinata: "Does the human body work like that?" He said sarcastically.

Sonia: "...No..."

Monobear: "In the meantime, Teruteru will have to take his place in the challenge."

Teruteru: "What? You want me to go in there?!"

Monobear picked up Teruteru and threw him into the arena. "Yep!"

Komaeda had run to Twogami in fear of something more happening to him. "Sonia, Hinata, please help me get him out of here."

Sonia and Hinata ran to his aid, but then they heard sirens coming from down the beach.

Komaeda: "Hm, this is new. You decided to treat us like people this season, Monobear?" Gesturing to the oncoming ambulette drove by Monomi.

Monobear sighed. "...Believe me, this isn't my idea!"

Monomi: "Kids! How is your first challenge going- HUH?! A BEAR TRAP?!"

Monobear: "Here we go.."

Monomi: "Are there any other DEADLY traps in there?"

Monobear: "Upupu, deadly? The bear trap wasn't going to kill the kid!"

Twogami dramatically rolled over in agony. "I'M GOING TO DIE!"

Ibuki: "Oh no! Do something! Ibuki wishes she knew CPR!"

Monobear looked at Ibuki with a puzzled look, but then shook it off. "...Drama-Queens. But, iff you're so concerned Monomi, do something about it, upupu."

Komaeda: "Let's start by getting him in the ambulance."

Monomi turned to Komaeda, lighting up. "Great idea Komaeda! Let's get him out of here!"

(Cut to a few minutes later)

Twogami is up on the stretcher, all the campers had taken a time-out for the drama to watch Twogami be rolled into the ambulette. " No fear team, I will be back to lead you to victo-" Monobear slammed the door on him.

Monobear: "Anyway...Back to the god damn challenge! Everyone return to your previous positions and roll out!"

(Cut to Ibuki's Confessional)

Ibuki: "Even though Twogami was on a different team, Ibuki still feels really bad for him. I hope he will be okay!"

(Cut to Sonia's Confessional)

Sonia: "Twogami does have good leadership qualities, as seen by the first part of the challenge, so I really hope he is back tomorrow like Monobear claims…"

(Cut to Hinata's Confessional)

Hinata: "Something isn't right at this camp…"

(Cut to Kuzuryu's Confessional)

Kuzuryu: "A bear trap? I like this guy's style. It's so brutal, especially considering he's a bear."

(Cut back to Challenge.)

Monobear: "Upupu, a little recap here! Peko was taken out by Nidai and Kuzuryu, who were then shot from behind by Nanami and Akane. Then, in a bold attempt to rush the enemy base, Nanami was shot by Saionji while distracted by Twogami's cries for help. With Twogami out of commission, Teruteru from the builders group will take his place in the challenge back at the Coconut's base. On your mark, get set, go!"

Akane began to run, just missing a shot from Saionji, which she fired on go.

Akane shot in through the window, hitting Mikan.

Saionji: "You didn't see that coming, stupid?"

Mikan looked defeated. "I-I'm so s-sorry…"

Akane came around through the doorway and shot at Saionji, but shot over her head.

Akane: "Damnit shortie." Akane said. "That was my third!"

Saionji yanked at Mikan by the gun strap and ripped it off of her. "I don't have ammo left either I need yours!"

Mikan yelped, while letting Saionji take the gun and shoot the running Akane.

(Cut to Saionji's Confessional)

Saionji snickered. "That may have been a little harsh, but at least my team didn't hear any of it."

(Cut to Mikan's Confessional)

Mikan: "...Saionji really scares me." Mikan looked at the floor of the confessional. "But do I have anyone on my team I can confide in with that?"

(Cut to Akane's Confessional)

Akane: "I'm not on her team, but that Saionji girl is NOT nice. Of course I'll stay out of it...but if I get wind of Nidai in trouble I might use that information."

(Cut back to Beach.)

With Saionji and Teruteru being the only remaining competitors, the teams began to cheer them both on to go get the flags. Mikan and Akane walked to the penalty box to begin their countdown to return.

Saionji smirked. "One more coconut, I have one chance."

Saionji ran out of the base and across the Arena. Teruteru came out from the constructed wall closest to the Coconut's main base structure, shooting at Saionji. Saionji dived out of the way, but straight into a trap.

Powder clouded out from beneath her and she began to cough. "What the?! Itching powder?!" Saionji shot from the cloud of powder, taking out Teruteru easily.

(Cut to Peko's Confessional)

Peko: "...Teruteru is useless. She was coughing in a cloud and couldn't shoot her, or even dodge!"

(Cut to Challenge.)

Monobear: "Upupu, 30 seconds left until Peko, Nidai, and Kuzuryu return to the arena!"

Saionji started to run around the other team's base. "I'm itchy all over! I'm itchy all over...It's in my esophagus!"

Koizumi cheered out. "You can do it Saionji!"

Saionji grabbed the enemy flag and began running with it triumphantly. She got to about mid arena when she triggered a giant spring sending her flying high and towards the open roof of her base. "Holy-"

Monobear: "Penalty's up on Peko, Nidai, and Kuzuryu- GO!"

In a split second, Peko flashed from the penalty box, way up into the air in front of Saionji as she flew. All of the campers besides Kuzuryu gasped in amazement.

Saionji: "What the?!"

Peko shot at her, square in the chest, and Saionji began to plummet. "Oomf!'

(Cut to Peko's Confessional)

Peko: "Obviously I wasn't going to let her fall...I'm not sure how old she is and It would be very un-sportsman like."

(Cut to Saionji's Confessional)

Saionji: "Hehe...believe me, if we merge, Peko will be my main target. Well, at least for now."

(Cut back to Challenge)

Peko grabbed Saionji and safely landed on one of the Coconut's barrier walls, jumping off of that and putting Saionji down in the penalty box.

Nidai and Kuzuryu had Peko surrounded now, and Peko had her team's flag. Nidai waited a brief second, looking at Kuzuryu, and then fired. Peko sighed and dropped her flag.

(Cut to Nidai's Confessional)

Nidai: "Does...Kuzuryu...like Peko? OH MY GOD!" Nidai punched through the wall of the confessional. "I SHIP IT!" Outside the Confessional, Koizumi and Saionji were down the hill making flower crowns. The smell of Nidai's shit wafted through the punched hole and down to the unsuspecting girls.

Saionji: "Koizumi...that's nasty." Saionji covered her nose dramatically.

Koizumi: "It wasn't me I swear!" But Koizumi HAD coincidentally sharted at the same time.

(Cut back to Challenge.)

Kuzuryu grabbed the fallen flag and started to run it to the base.

Nidai: "Be careful of traps!"

Monobear: "Nanami, you're up!"

Nanami sprinted after Kuzuryu, dodging a shot from Nidai.

Nanami rounded the corner of The Barnacle's base and turned into the doorway to see Kuzuryu touching his flagpole and scoring the first point. The Barnacles cheered loudly.

Monobear: "First point to The Crusty Barnacles! Remember, whoever wins two out of three first, wins the challenge!"

(Cut to Next Round, all teams are around their respective flagpoles.

Monobear: "Upupu, Round two, let's go!"

Kuzuryu and Nidai bolted out of their base and down the center of the Arena while Akane and Peko sped by them, hopping their team's walls.

Nidai stepped on a airbag hidden under the sand, hurling him face first into one of the tree trunks being used for the walls support, temporarily stunned.

Kuzuryu continued on. "I don't want to set off any traps!" Just as he spoke, bees came out from the sand beneath him. "BEES?! I AM ALLERGIC!"

(Cut to Kuzuryu's Confessional)

Kuzuryu: "...Hmph, delete that footage of me being a wuss or you're gonna be sorry, production!"

(Cut back to Beach.)

Peko had turned around and withdrew her sword, leaping back to Kuzuryu. She started slicing the bees out of the air in swift succession around him.

Nidai had began to stir. "...What's going on?"

Kuzuryu: "Thank you Pek-" Kuzuryu took a coconut from Peko to the thigh. "Ow!"

Peko said quietly. "I have to make it believable…"

Nidai was finally back to reality and shot his gun off at Peko, hitting her in the back of her shoulder.

Monobear: "Upupu, So, Kuzuryu and Peko are in the penalty box, leaving Akane and Nidai attacking for their teams and Nanami, Teruteru, Saionji, and Mikan defending for their respective teams."

(Cut to Nidai's Confessional)

Nidai: "I got this, it's all me now!"

(Cut to Nanami's Confessional)

Nanami: "My abilities in video games may be giving me more confidence in my actual abilities...but Teruteru is soft and I have to take this into my own hands."

(Cut back to Challenge.)

Through one of the windows, she saw Nidai head around the right side of their base. Nanami quickly leaped through the window after he passed it. "Gotcha!" Shooting Nidai square in the back.

Nidai sighed and turned. "Nice one. Too bad your window wall is broken."

Nanami face-palmed, seeing she had taken out a portion of their wall.

Monobear: "Upupu, Nanami might've taken out the bull, Nidai, but she also took out part of her team's wall! What a loser!"

Akane was at the entrance of the Barnacle's base again. "This time I got ammo!"

Saionji shot at Akane, but she rolled to the left, further into their base. Akane shot at Saionji, who grabbed Mikan as a shield.

Mikan yelped as she was hit with a coconut. "W-why?"

Saionji tossed her aside, harshly, and shot at Akane with her remaining two coconuts, hitting her.

(Cut to Akane's Confessional)

Akane: "Okay...something is really wrong with her."

(Cut to Mikan's Confessional)

Mikan teared up. "Why?!"

(Cut back to Challenge.)

Saionji gave Mikan her empty gun as she walked out to the penalty box, taking Mikan's full one. "Sorry it had to be like that."

(Cut to Saionji's Confessional)

Saionji: "I'm not sorry at all!"

(Cut back to Challenge)

Nanami ran through the center and leaped on to the spring Saionji set off earlier, to spring herself right into the enemy base. She landed square on Saionji, and quickly got off of her, grabbed the flag and ran out. Saionji pulled herself out of the sand, coughing it up. "N-no!"

Monobear: "And Nanami crash lands into Saionji, then grabs the flag for a home run!"

(Cut to Hairy Coconut's base)

Nanami ran in through the hole she created and touched the flag, scoring a point for her team.

Monobear: "And she scores the point! That's one point each and the stakes get higher! The winner of the next round is safe, while the other team sends a member to Duel Island, where they'll have a chance to save their lives!"

Hinata: "What was that?"

Monobear: "Oh sorry...I mean, their lives would be basically over because they would be the first one eliminated."

Everyone let out a sigh of relief.

Monobear: "Upupu, So, for this final round the builders will be the shooters! Teruteru, you will remain."

Teruteru: "Aw..man."

(Cut to Teruteru's Confessional)

Teruteru was soft and sweaty. "Man! I have to play in ALL 3 ROUNDS?! I'm exhausted! This isn't my atmosphere. I'm used to sweating in a kitchen!"

(Cut to Ibuki and Koizumi's Confessionals)

Koizumi and Ibuki both sat in the confessional stall.

Ibuki: "Yes! A chance to shine for our team!"

Koizumi: "We've got this. None of us are going tonight!"

(Cut back to Beach, Hairy Coconut's Base.)

Sonia, Komaeda, Hinata, and Teruteru huddled around their flag.

Komaeda: "So, looking at who we're facing I think we should all storm their base at once. There's no one over there trained like Peko is to leap over our walls and get by us. I believe we can do this!"

Sonia: "I'm in!"

Hinata nodded. "I think we can handle it."

Komaeda: "Teruteru, since you have the most experience out there, why don't you lead us into battle? It's all up to you though, I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable."

(Cut to Komaeda's Confessional)

Komaeda: "...In the case we lose...I want to be able to pin our loss on Teruteru. Not maliciously, but the attitude he has displayed thus far, and his skills in the competition has made him my target. It's all for the ultimate hope of this team!"

(Cut to Teruteru's Confessional)

Teruteru: "Uhh...I guess I'm going to lead the pack….yay?"

(Cut back to Challenge.)

Monobear: "Campers ready? GO!"

Teruteru led the team out, cautiously moving through the sand.

On the opposite end of the arena, Gundam's hamsters spread out from him, sniffing the ground and squeaking to indicate trap locations.

Gundam: "Thank you my dark gods of destruction for showing us the path."

Ibuki and Koizumi followed Gundam out of the base, leaving Souda inside.

Koizumi: "Impressive Gundam. They are pretty cute."

Gundam: "Cute?"

Souda called out from inside. "Incoming, those coco hair-balls are over the line now!"

Ibuki: "Coco Hair-Balls!"

Koizumi: "To our positions Ibuki!"

Ibuki: "Got it!"

Koizumi and Ibuki ran to the right and left high perches, climbing up the unstable sand steps.

Sonia aimed forward at the window Souda was at as they approached the Barnacle's base, while Hinata and Komaeda pointed up at the girls. Teruteru and Gundam had pointed guns at each-other as well. Everybody was locked on to each other.

Komaeda: "What a predicament!" Komaeda said with a cheerful tone.

At that moment, Teruteru freaked out and stepped back, setting off a trap. The sand fell all around them, causing Teruteru, Komaeda, Hinata, and Sonia to all fall in the trench.

The all groaned in pain and disappointment.

Gundam chuckled from above. "You silly mortals!" He shot down coconuts at them, causing them even more pain.

Koizumi whined down to him. "Gundam! They're trapped, worry about the flag!"

Gundam: "Right! I apologize for my transgressions."

Ibuki had her guitar out of nowhere and began to play. "WEEEEEEEE are the championssss, my frieeeeendddsss!" Souda pretended to jam out on his coconut gun along with her.

The rest of the Barnacles began to cheer, while the other Coconuts were awaiting their defeat.

In the hole that Teruteru had caused, Komaeda sighed.

Komaeda: "Well, I guess we all know who will be going home tonight…"

Teruteru turned away, red.

Sonia: "Oh, Teruteru. You could not have known."

Hinata looked to Komaeda, who even though just said something grim, still looked happy and hopeful.

Monobear flew above them in his copter. "Upupu, Well, I think it's time to call it! Gundam has grabbed the other team's flag and the Barnacles win! Monomi will give you maps to your camps (because I don't care if you get lost), and I will see the Hairy Coconuts at the Campfire Ceremony tonight! Good luck finding food tonight!"

(Cut to Jungle Trail.)

The Coconuts were walking their trail to their camp area, where they would have to build a shelter and survive. All were wiped out, but would still have to make the hike back and forth again for the Campfire Ceremony.

Nanami was tapping away at her game as they walked, Hinata strolled up next to her.

Hinata: "They let you have that?"

Nanami: "Not so much let me, I just brought it. It has no internet access. I don't think that it will cause any issues."

Hinata smiled. "Well, I'm not island security, so no issues here."

Nanami: "Do you play?"

Hinata: "You know, here and there. What are you playing?"

Teruteru suddenly crept in between them. "Hey guys, not intruding am I?"

Nanami: "Not at all."

Hinata: "I guess not."

Teruteru: "So I'm not going to lie, I know my name is up tonight, but you guys aren't going to vote me out? Right?"

Nanami: "I can't say that yet. I have someone else in mind."

Teruteru seemed uneasy. "Can't say that yet?"

Hinata: "Teruteru, you really messed up today."

Akane chuckled as she approached them from behind. "Real bad, kid."

(Cut to Akane's Confessional)

Akane: "If it was just me, Teruteru's ass is grass tonight."

(Cut to Nanami's Confessional)

Nanami: "I want Teruteru gone, but maybe it would be wise to vote out Twogami."

(Cut to Teruteru's Confessional)

Teruteru had a bead of sweat rolling down his face. "Looks like I have some campaigning to do."

(Cut back to Trail.)

Ahead of them, Komaeda called out. "The camp is right up ahead!"

Everyone quickened their pace towards Komaeda. The camp was lackluster to say the least. There was a fire pit with no materials to make one, a dented pan, and a rusted Machete.

Sonia took a seat on a log. "What a long, fun, hike! I need to rest for just a mome-"

Monobear came over the loudspeakers across the jungle. "Upupu! The sun is setting, campers, so that means that The Hairy Coconuts should start their trek to the Campfire Ceremony to vote someone out, Upupu!"

Akane grimaced. "We don't even get time to set up a shelter?!"

Teruteru: "Or- you know, discuss someone to vote out."

Komaeda turned. "Why would we need to do that?"

Teruteru was really nervous now. "It shouldn't be an obvious choice."

Komaeda smiled cheerfully, ignoring Teruteru and addressing the group as a whole. "We will all vote for who's right in the end to make this team stronger. That's all that matters."

Teruteru: "Hu-uh?"

(Cut to Komaeda's Confessional)

Komaeda: "I'm pushing for Teruteru because of his performance, but also the way he treats the females here. He is despicable."

(Cut to Nanami's Confessional)

Nanami: "This can be okay for our first vote, but having Komaeda stifle strategic gameplay is not good. He could be a problem for me."

(Cut back to Beach.)

Everyone seemed uncomfortable by Komaeda's statement, but Peko broke the silence.

Peko: "Well, we better move now."

(Cut to Campfire Ceremony)

The resort's pool area was lit up by torches. The fire pit next to the pool had 3 rows of stadium seating made from white marble around one side of it, on the other side was Monobear's podium and the roulette machine. Monobear stood at the podium, waving as The Hairy Coconuts walked in and sat around the fire. Nanami, Hinata, Akane, and Teruteru sat in the first row, with Sonia, Peko, and Komaeda in the back row, Komaeda overlooking Teruteru.

Monobear: "Upupu, what a day right? A horrible loss, an injured team-mate whos probably homebound after this vote, and a horrible hike to and from your camp...TWICE!"

Komaeda lit up. "Yes, that is true, but this team has a bond. We've only had a challenge and a hike to get to know each other but I think we are all where we truly belong."

Monobear: "Hehe, but one of these bonds won't be strong enough! Someone will be leaving tonight."

Komaeda grinned. "I guess I mis-spoke. After tonight we will have an unbeatable bond."

Teruteru gulped.

Monobear: "Interesting, Peko, with only first impressions, does Komaeda seem like a big phony to you?"

Peko: "Hm, it's hard to say. I would like to think not."

Monobear: "Smart fucking answer, Upu~" Monobear paused. "Wait, wait, wait. I completely just jumped right in without formally explaining the process! Here at the Campfire Ceremony, someone will be sent to duel island with every vote. There will be some changes to the rules of the Campfire Ceremony this season as well, so listen up!" Monobear took a breath. "Before we vote, we'll have a little pow-wow here around the fire to spark up some drama, but that's not all. Immunity in the form of Amulets will be in play this season, but HOW they are played will be a little different. In the past, Immunity could be played AFTER the eliminated camper was revealed, but now if you want to play your immunity you must play it after the votes are cast, but before they are revealed. In fact, I will ask if anyone would like to play it when the time comes. Is this all clear?"

Everyone affirmed that they understood.

Monobear: "Well, let's begin shall we?"

Teruteru: "Can I...uh start by saying something?"

Monobear gestured for him to continue.

Teruteru was super sweaty. "I know you guys think I did really bad in the challenge. I know I messed up, but I'm trying my best." He looked up to Komaeda. "And I know you want me gone, but why wouldn't you vote out Twogami, who is injured and will not be better by tomorrow."

Monobear: "Ye of little faith, He will be fixed by tomorrow! Thats a Monobear promise!"

Komaeda: "Twogami shows leadership and unity. You do not show those things."

Teruteru looked to the others. "Guys, are you going along with this?"

Hinata: "Teruteru, you didn't do well."

Akane: "Not to mention you're a pervert."

Teruteru: "Pervert?! For liking girls?! I don't think so!"

Komaeda: "Your treatment of females is revolting."

Monobear: "Upupu, Nanami, how do you feel about all of this?"

Nanami: "I agree that Teruteru is a weak member of this team and sleazy, but Twogami's skills aren't much more favorable. In fact, Twogami even being here is shocking. In a scary way."

Komaeda glanced at Nanami. "You don't think he could've turned over a new leaf?"

Nanami: "He could have. Like I said, either leaving is alright with me."

Teruteru's jaw dropped. "Either?"

Monobear: "I never expected something so open to be said here. How interesting, Upupu."

Nanami: "We are here to play a game. Let's play it."

Monobear: "I wouldn't expect any less from the Super High School Level Gamer."

Peko: "I for one am torn as well, if we keep Teruteru, we could do poorly in a challenge, but Twogami is dangerous to have around."

Sonia: "It is a classic...how do you say, toss-up?"

Komaeda: "That's exactly how you say it."

Akane: "No toss-up about it for me."

Monobear: "Sonia, any word of sneaky alliances?"

Sonia: "If there is one, I have yet to be invited."

Hinata: "You know, I don't think there's been any chance to form alliances."

Komaeda smiled. Nanami had discreetly glanced at Akane and Peko.

Teruteru changed the topic quickly, sounding terribly anxious. "Why is this happening to me right now? I'm so lovable, and you want to send me home before one of the meanest to play last season?" Teruteru was drenched in sweat now. "Please, give me one more chance guys. You know I will be there tomorrow for you 100%. Twogami cannot say that to you with my conviction."

Hinata looked at him simpathetically.

Sonia: "Oh, Teruteru. I believe that you can change as well. Everybody deserves a second chance, don't you all agree?"

Komaeda smirked down at Teruteru. "Second chances is what Duel Island is for."

Monobear: "Well, with that, go to the confessional and cast your votes! Upupu, Good luck, ya bastards! And Twogami's vote is on it's way as we speak! He's been watching this entire time."

Nanami grew nervous for a second knowing Twogami heard her comments against him, but calmed down knowing she would say almost the same if he were in their midst.

(Cut to Komaeda's confessional)

Komaeda held up the slip of paper with Teruteru's name on it. "It's for the better of the team. It's been such an honor playing with a REAL Super High School Level, but you're vile comments regarding the female gender end here."

(Cut to Teruteru's Confessional)

Teruteru: " I really hope my plea to get rid of Twogami clicks with these people, otherwise I'm going to be fighting for my butt on Duel Island!"

(Cut back to Campfire Ceremony)

Everyone had sat back down, and Monobear motioned to the roulette machine, that still had face's from Season One, Sayaka, Mondo, and Togami to be exact. "Remember this piece of junk? Well, it's going to break one more time!" Monobear revealed a giant hammer and began to smash the roulette machine to smithereens, tiring himself out. "Whew, I'm not used to Manual Labor!"
Akane: "How will we know who's going home this year?"

Monobear: "Upu~ Glad you asked!" Monobear reached under his podium and brought up the ballot box, a honey jar. "I'll just pick em out and read em, I guess!"

He opened the lid to the jar and reached in, but then paused. "Wait, any of you bastards got an immunity amulet to play yet?"

No one spoke up, so he grabbed a slip out of the jar. "Five votes is the magic number folks!"

Monobear held up the paper. "Teruteru."

Teruteru gulped.

Monobear: "Another vote for Teruteru!"

Teruteru looked at Hinata for any reassurance.

Monobear: "Upupu, another sting for Teruteru!"

Hinata avoided his glare.

Monobear: "Oh, here's a vote for Twogami! That's three votes Teruteru, and one vote Twogami." He pulled the next ballot. "And another for Teruteru. One more vote and you're gone, pal!"

Teruteru sat terrified. "I don't want to be the first out…"

Monobear: "Oh? A second vote for Twogami! Where did that come from?"

Komaeda glared at Nanami, suspecting her.

Monobear pulled out another slip of paper, revealing it. " And the first person sent to Duel Island is Teruteru Hanamura!"

Teruteru sighed. "I don't blame any of you. Except Komaeda of course." He stood up. "I'll be gone, but don't think I'm not coming back."

Monobear: "Upupu, theres no Boat of Losers, sit back down."

Teruteru sat down. "Yes, Sir? or Madam?" An idea popped into his head. "Wait do you stuffed animal people do it and stu-" Teruteru's section of marble slid out from underneath him, sending him plummeting down what looked like a slide.

Monobear: "Annddd wait for it~"

They looked out over the cliffside past the resort's pool area. Coming from down on the shore, Teruteru was sent airbourne from the slide's exit, landing him across the water on Duel Island.

Hinata: "Whoa...that's a long trip."

Monobear: "You like it? Now you take the Drop of Shame down the Slide of Losers! And with Duel Island, there's a possibility to take it twice! Such fun!" He took a pause. "Well, it's been a long day and I have to get my beauty sleep! I hope this vote revealed a lot about everyone!"

The Hairy Coconuts all stood up and began their hike back to camp.

(Cut to clip of Twogami in a hospital bed, holding up his ballot.)

Twogami: "I vote for myself." His glasses shimmered. "You will not get away with bringing my name up Nanami. You will not get away with it."

(Cut away to Main Control Room, Wawanakwa Island.)

In the Main Control room, Despair!Naegi presses a switch on his headset, changing his channel from Monobear to the holding cells. "How did you like the premiere Junko? On a scale of 1-10, 1 being totally boring and 10 being the most fun you've ever had."

(Cut to Holding Cells.)

Junko was sitting in a cell, behind her, Jin Kirigiri was also captive, again.

Junko muttered under her breathe. "Oh Naegi, Degrading as it is, I think I might've came." She smirked at the camera. "You think you can do a better job than me?"

Naegi chuckled. "I think we can. I also don't think you'll hear from any of us for awhile…"

Sayaka spoke up, coming over the speakers as well. "Why don't you sit back and watch, Junko?"

Mondo: "Hehe, yeah, it's not like anyone is going to come and save your ass! So watch the show!"

Junko flipped off the camera. "Enjoy this."

(Cut back to Main Control Room.)

Naegi cut communication off.

Chihiro was clicking away at his computer, and found something. "Komaru Naegi has been found. She used one of the Soldier's of Hope's key cards to get into sector 3, she must be looking for food there."

Naegi smiled. "Let her. We don't want to slam the hammer down on her just yet. She's my sister after all." Naegi laughed. "I want to feel that despair, but not quite yet. I think we have to let the Hope build."

Togami: "You sound like that Nagito, you know?"

Naegi: "Heh, I guess so."

(THE REAL END OF THE EPISODE)

(AN: I hope you enjoyed this! Any questions that haven't been answered will be! Hopefully you like what I've cooked up. I will be posting it onto the first season's story, as well as making a new story for it on my profile, so you can follow whichever.)