Joey: Holy Shit I'm hungry. Ain't they got any taco stands?

Tea: Joey you fool. Didn't you bring food?

Tristan: Now why would he do an intelligent thing like that? ::snickers::

YuGi: Now come on guys. I'm sure if we all put our heads together and really believe in ourselves we will find a way to...

Joey: SHOVE IT YUGI! IM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR PEP TALKS ABOUT BELIEVING IN OURSELVES! MAN JUST SHUT UP!!!!

YuGi : Oh ::chuckles:: I know that your just tense you are my best buddy and you would never say...

Joey: SHUTUP!!!! ARE U DEAF MAN?::socks yugi::

Bakura: That was uncalled for!

Tea: ....where did you come from?

Bakura: Where do any of us come from? ::disappears::

Tristan:....Cool.

Joey: Wait what was going on? I'm too stoned to remember... ::sniffs:: O YEA! I WAS HUNGRY!!!! SMELL THAT YUMMY FISH!!!

-Joey and Tristan run and follow the smell of fish-

YuGi: Oh now come on guys. This isn't our fish.....maybe we should just...

Joey: CAN IT YUGI! NOW I REMEMBER! I WAS ABOUT TO CLOBBER YOU!

Tea: ::smiling:: Now now Joey...I know what will make you feel all happy and make you forget about YuGi... ::pulls a plastic bag filled with "mystery powder" out of her bag::

Joey: O YEA! I WAS WONDERING WHERE MY STASH WENT! COME TO PAPA!!! ::sniffs:: OOO yeaaaaa

Joey: What was I doing? O yea....FISH

::dirty man jumps out of ocean::

Strange man: GET AWAY! THIS IS MY FISH YOU FOOLS!....wait....are you not? YuGi Moto??? -thinks to himself- he looks even hotter than I could ever imagine...

YuGi: Yes I am.

Strange Man: HA HA HA HA. Then eat away!

YuGi: Well actually only Joey is hungry. I don't really like f....

Strange Man: I SAID EAT!

YuGi: But I...

Strange Man: EAT DAMN YOU! ::stuffs raw fish down YuGi's throat::

YuGi: ::choking::

Tristan: I'll help!!!!! ::begins to run and prepares to kick YuGi's stomach so he will spit out the fish::

-Tristan jumps and kicks but misses and hits a tree-

Tristan: Oww...my precious jewels...........

Joey: ::punches YuGi. YuGi spits out fish:: There Ya go!!!

Tea: So um...strange dirt creep freakish man...do you have a name?

Strange Man: ::perky and insane::HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA WHY YES I DO! My name is Mayo Salami.

YuGi: What a pleasant ....

Joey: HA HA WUT LOSER NAMES THERE KID MAYO??? HA HA HA

Mayo: SILENCE YOU FOOL! NOW I WISH TO DUEL YOU!

Joey: ::sniffs some more "mystery powder":: WOO HOO. I FEEL LIKE I CAN DO ANYTHING! GREAT! I ACCEPT!

-Mayo and Joey duel-

Joey: I'm dueling for my sister! She's a drunk, drug dealing pot headed prostitute and I gotta bail her outta jail. I need that money! ....plus I have my own little necesities..I'm running low on "mystery powder".

Mayo: I duel for my father. You see we were shipping Cuban Cigars to China when he got drunk and jumped into the ocean. I need to find him...

Joey: I don't give a rats ass! NOW I SHALL DESTROY YOU!

YuGi: Remember to believe in yourself and....

JOEY: SHOVE IT! ::draws card and defeats Mayo::

Mayo: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Joey: HA HA! NANNY NANNY POO POO! AWWW! Poor little Sausage boy can't find your daddy? BOO HOO!! A HA HA HA!

Mayo: ::laughs insanely::

Joey, Tea, YuGi, Tristan: .........

Mayo: YOU FOOLS!!!!! ::leaps into ocean::

YuGi: Oh no! We must save him!

Joey: SHUTUP! ::picks up YuGi and throws him into the ocean::

YuGi: AA! help! C'mon this isn't funny ::gargling::

Tea: Hmm... no your wrong..ITS FUNNY!!!

-All laughing- ::YuGi drowns::

Joey: WOO HOO! I GOT DIBS ON HIS STAR SHIPS!

-Bakura flies in the sky overhead-

Bakura: Do you not realize the evil you have committed? Murdering a fellow comrade for your own twisted pleasure?

Tea: You can fly?

Bakura: Can anyone fly? ::flies into the sky and disappears::

Joey: ::taps pocket where he put YuGi's chips:: Well...alls well that ends well I always say.

And once again our heroes triumph and they march on!!!!