Some Things are Just Better Random (chapter 1)

"You know you need to get a girlfriend." Sonic said to the black and red hedgehog sitting behind him on Tails' plane.

"Why would I want to do that?" Shadow asked him, his red eyes glaring in irritation at the blue hedgehog.

Why the hell was he here in the first place?

Let's just say it's because Sonic is an asshole.

"Why else Shad? Go get yourself laid!!"

"DO WHAT?!!!" Shadow exclaimed, knocking Sonic in the head.

"HEY!! NO ROUGH HOUSING!! I WILL TURN THIS PLANE AROUND!!" Tails screamed from the cockpit.

"Oh, shut the hell up…."

"Why would I ever do something so…"

"Oh, come on Shad….chicks dig emo boys like you!!"

Shadow shrugged.

He never really had any interest in girls. They were just people. Like boys, but with different…well, you know.

"What? Too good for the girls, emo king?"

"That's it!!"

Shadow tackled Sonic, accidentally hitting one of the controls.

"Oh my God!! What the hell do you think you're doing?!!!"

The plane suddenly went haywire, turning in every which direction.

"What can I say, the must've forgotten to tell you I'm a terrorist!!" Shadow exclaimed maniacally as the plane did a 360.

The plane went crashing down into the trees.

In the debris, they stood.

"Damn it Shadow, I was kidding!!" Sonic said angrily.

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"I'm hypoglycemic today, and I'm a pyromaniac." Shadow said as he watched the plane burn.

"Pretty lights…." He said.

Sonic raised an eyebrow.

Suddenly, Amy was rushing over.

"Are you guys ok?!!"

"What are you doing here?!" Sonic asked.

"Well excuse me for being concerned." Amy said, rolling her eyes.

Amy handed a sweat towel to Sonic.

"You're so stupid." She muttered.

She handed one to Tails.

She hesitated next.

Shadow looked at her confused.

"Uh…don't I get one?"

Amy snapped out of a daze, handing a towel timidly to Shadow.

"Here Shadow…" she said, a small blush on her cheeks.

Sonic noticed this, and made a mischievous grin.

"Hey Amy, if you're interested, Shadow's looking to get laid!!"

Amy turned to him, her blush now darkened, spreading across her face.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?!!!!!!!"

Shadow suddenly tackled him again, and the guys began to brawl on the floor.

Tails rolled his eyes.

"Typical…." He thought to himself.

As Shadow punched the teeth out of Sonic, he turned to Amy.

"Please don't tell me you believe him!!" he said.

The blush still remained on her face.

She shook her head.

"….the blush….is sorta cute…" Shadow thought to himself, a blush on his cheeks as well, as he stood upright.

The stood there, locked in each other's gaze.

Suddenly, Silver came walking though, singing his theme song.

"Cause every night I will save your life, and every night I will be with you, and every night-…"

Sonic suddenly joined him.

"AND EVERY NIGHT, SHADOW DREAMS OF GETTING LAID WITH AMY!!!!"

And that's when Shadow kicked him out of consciousness.

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I absolutely love SIlver's themesong, 'Dreams of an Absolution'...my god, I love it. PLEASE REVIEW THIS RETARDED FIC!! please don't be too harsh though, I was sugar high.