Harry Potter and The Secret of Sabriel
An original fanfiction by Karura
Side Story-...And Cut!!!
Me(Director): * Finishes Episode (or chapter) Five* OK, That's a wrap!!
Hermione: Finally! *takes off her robes* Damn, this set is hot!!
Ron: Waaaa! That episode was so mushy!!!
Harry: Shut up, you big baby!
Draco: Oh, be nice for once in your life, Harry! He's your best friend. *pats Ron on the back* I'm sorry I have to call you all those things on screen, Ron. Can you forgive me?
Ron: *Sniff* Of course, Draco, I know you don't mean them...but they're in the script.
Me: Hey, hey, hey! One more complaint and I'll-
*Sudden noise in broom closet*
Me: Huh? *opens closet* What the hell?! Sabriel and...Fred Weasley?!
Sabriel: *Embarassed* I'm very sorry miss director...* tries to get up, but trips; is obviously very clumsy*
George: Fred, how COULD you? Today is Friday, MY turn!!
Fred:So what?
*Fight breaks out*
Sabriel: *Covers eyes* Oh my Lord! Stop this savage activity! Fighting isn't right!!
Clearwater: There, there dear. *hugs Sabriel* It's OK...
Me: -_-; The wackos I work with...*sigh*
Hermione: *Drunk* ~_~ Did shomebody shay MucDonalds....?
Harry: Dammit Hermione! You drank all my Corona lights!!
Hermione: Shaddup! I don't need any shtuff from you, mishta Parry Hotter...*falls to the floor*
Me: O_o Erm...this is supposed to be a kids fic...
Hagrid: Ah, dun worry bout it. ::puts a hand around my shoulder::
Me: *Thinking* Good to know some people don't change! ^^
Hagrid: *whispers* Wanna go make out?
Me: Pervert!!! *whacks him with the Mallet of Doom (TM)* _
Sabriel and Ron: *holding each other crying* The horror! The horror!
Draco: *Clueless*Umm....what happened?
Me: Bakayaro...
TO BE CONTINUED...HOPEFULLY NOT ANYTIME SOON...
Author's note: OK, OK, it was late and I was on a sugar high when this was written, pelase forgive me. I was gonna delete this, but looking at it made me laugh, so I figured what the hell. Since my fans (hopefully) get my sense of humor, I thought you might find it enjoyable. Yes, I know, I'm a tad psychotic..but who cares?
An original fanfiction by Karura
Side Story-...And Cut!!!
Me(Director): * Finishes Episode (or chapter) Five* OK, That's a wrap!!
Hermione: Finally! *takes off her robes* Damn, this set is hot!!
Ron: Waaaa! That episode was so mushy!!!
Harry: Shut up, you big baby!
Draco: Oh, be nice for once in your life, Harry! He's your best friend. *pats Ron on the back* I'm sorry I have to call you all those things on screen, Ron. Can you forgive me?
Ron: *Sniff* Of course, Draco, I know you don't mean them...but they're in the script.
Me: Hey, hey, hey! One more complaint and I'll-
*Sudden noise in broom closet*
Me: Huh? *opens closet* What the hell?! Sabriel and...Fred Weasley?!
Sabriel: *Embarassed* I'm very sorry miss director...* tries to get up, but trips; is obviously very clumsy*
George: Fred, how COULD you? Today is Friday, MY turn!!
Fred:So what?
*Fight breaks out*
Sabriel: *Covers eyes* Oh my Lord! Stop this savage activity! Fighting isn't right!!
Clearwater: There, there dear. *hugs Sabriel* It's OK...
Me: -_-; The wackos I work with...*sigh*
Hermione: *Drunk* ~_~ Did shomebody shay MucDonalds....?
Harry: Dammit Hermione! You drank all my Corona lights!!
Hermione: Shaddup! I don't need any shtuff from you, mishta Parry Hotter...*falls to the floor*
Me: O_o Erm...this is supposed to be a kids fic...
Hagrid: Ah, dun worry bout it. ::puts a hand around my shoulder::
Me: *Thinking* Good to know some people don't change! ^^
Hagrid: *whispers* Wanna go make out?
Me: Pervert!!! *whacks him with the Mallet of Doom (TM)* _
Sabriel and Ron: *holding each other crying* The horror! The horror!
Draco: *Clueless*Umm....what happened?
Me: Bakayaro...
TO BE CONTINUED...HOPEFULLY NOT ANYTIME SOON...
Author's note: OK, OK, it was late and I was on a sugar high when this was written, pelase forgive me. I was gonna delete this, but looking at it made me laugh, so I figured what the hell. Since my fans (hopefully) get my sense of humor, I thought you might find it enjoyable. Yes, I know, I'm a tad psychotic..but who cares?