The Junk Drawer Chronicles

by sortasupersamm

A junk drawer of anything Seddie, ever. From sexy to sweet and every genre in between, it's all gonna go here. Mainly drabbles and oneshots, it's the perfect cure for my writer's block. So, enjoy. Individual ratings go from K to M, depending on my mood.

1. my neck of the woods

Heyheyhey(;

This little song 'n dance is called The Junk Drawer Chronicles. And in case you don't know what that means, this is my junk drawer filled with everything Sam and Freddie. Every genre. Every situation. Every short story. Every mile-long drabble. Basically…

Sexy. Sweet. Spicy. Sour. Sad. Sappy. Silly. Serious. Songfic.

… It's all in one place. When I wanna base a story off a song, it's here. When I have a great story idea that I'm more than likely not gonna stick with, it's here. When I want them to go at it like dogs, it's here. When my writer's block is becoming a bitch and I'm getting stuff out of my system, it's here. When I have something that has happened in my life that I want to translate into the iCarly world, it's here. Basically, this is the duct tape of fanfiction—it does everything.

Now, I'm not gonna make this author's note last forever, but I just wanted to let you guys know some things up front. Basically, it's only three things.

Number One – Yesssssss, I take song requests for songfics and ideas and the chances of me actually writing them are extremely high. Just PM me your ideas, or review this chapter with your suggestion, or even Tweet me (see number-o two).

Number Two – I have a Twitter account, which you will see me mention in every author's note ever. So puh-lease follow me(: My Twitter is "at" SammyPaigeSays. This Twitter is 'specially for fanfiction and my obsession with Seddie and iCarly. So pleeeaaasssseee follow me. I like follows. (; I'll follow you back, I promise(:

Number Three – Disclaimer: I do not own any characters or anything here, nor do I have any intention to. So, you're good, Dan. No competition here. I'm just gonna get my disclaimer taken care of here, instead at the beginning of each chapter. So, disclaimed. (;

Well, read, review, suggest, follow, enjoy, love, and everything. (:

Xooxxxoxoxoxxo,

sammypaige(;

P.S., this entire thing is rated T, but individual stories range from baby-cuteness to hot-as-hot-sauce. I'll give story ratings in the Chapter Title or before the story starts. Fair warning for all. (:

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