The fellowship of the sandwich
Once upon a time in a faraway land there was a sacred temple of oh so sacredness with tons ofsacred booby traps that held a really sacred magical sandwich that had great sacredness! And in the sacred legend of oh, so super sacredness it is said that the one who bites the oh, so sacred sandwich of so super level of sacredness will have bitten a sacred sandwich of oh, so great magnitude of sacredness! Isn't that awesome? Yeah I know… anyway there had been many people of all ages who tried to bite this oh, so sacred egg-salad sandwich! Of sacredness. But, no one who has went in has ever come out… man I love moments like that! It makes the story really dramatic… anyway the only person to ever come out is the one called William Backlesbottom. This is how he did it "hey Killian!" said Will "hey! Willy!" said Killian "we still on for next week?" said Will "of course!" replied Killian. For next week they were headed to the one the only sacred temple of super sacredness of the oh, so sacred sandwich! Man! I love dramatic moments! Anyway, meanwhile… the super sacred sandwich of oh, so super magnitude of sacredness was having a hard time getting out of his oh, so sacred temple of sacredness. "Ah!" "booby trap!" his brother had just stepped onto a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, sacred booby trap of sacredness activator which of course activated a booby trap of sacredness. A huge spiked pole of sacredness swung down, and thinking quick, our super sacred hero grabbed his brother and yanked him down to the oh, so sacred ground. The pole nearly missed them "that was close." Said the sacred sandwich "I know!" replied his brother "Come on lets keep moving." Whispered the sacred sandwich "okay." Meanwhile… "Are we all packed up?" asked Will "almost!" said Killian as he heaved a big heavy luggage bag onto his camel "there. We're all set!" "Alrighty then Killian! We're off!" said Will and they both climbed onto their camels and set off toward the sacred temple of sacredness which held the sacred sandwich of sacred magical sacredness with the sacred brother of the sacred sandwich… SACRED!. Meanwhile our super sacred hero and super sacred brother were outside. They had gotten passed the sacred booby traps of sacredness and were now playing dead because there were humans coming! "Ah! Quick play dead! Humans!" yelled our sacred sandwich of sacredness "Sure thing." Replied the sacred brother of the oh, so sacred sandwich from the sacred temple of sacredness They both lied down and played dead. "Hey! Look Killian!" "what? Oh! Cool! Grab them and they'll be our snack. Meanwhile… "Ah! Teeth! The worst!" "no!!"
Our hero had a bite taken out of him and spat out because he was moldy and thrown away.
THE END, OF THE FIRST sacred CHAPTER of sacredness.