Poor Hodges. Over the years, I've seen Hodges turn into my favorite character. At first, I thought he must have been the long lost twin of Chloe from 24, cause he was also so weird… but then he began to make Chloe look normal! And now, he still gets all the best lines every episode. Making himself look dumb and providing a good laugh for the rest of us.

In the recent episode when Grissom gets back from sabbatical, I thought it would be hilarious if Grissom leaked Hodges e-mail ID. This is a little fun drabble if the other guys wanted to have some serious fun with it.

I don't own anything. As usual.

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The room had the usual feint sounds of mouse-clicking and the sounds of a computer game ringing through headphones. At break time, he only had several moments to himself to keep him at the top of the charts for the online game – "Backlashed".

"You don't believe me?" said the voice of one of the two guys that had just walked in on Archie's "off time".

"And I'm telling you, I have to see it to believe it." Greg replied, shaking his head at Hodges and slapping Archie on the shoulder.

Archie took his headphones off and looked at the two of them blankly. "And what's worth interrupting my game, guys?"

"Hodges says he has a girlfriend."

Archie smirked, but tried to play it seriously "you've seen a picture?"

"I have" replied Hodges quite proudly.

"I'm guessing from that smile that it's pretty good."

"Yeah, yeah…" grumbled Greg, "I'll believe it when I see it."

"I think he's jealous" Hodges whispered to Archie, which drew a cocky smile from Greg.

"You're assuming that I need to be jealous" he said.

Archie got up and patted the seat. "Alright. Look her up."

Hodges sat down and looked up his e-mail. "I need you to turn around" he said after stopping and squinting at the other guys.

Greg rolled his eyes and they both turned around.

"There." He said at last with the e-mail open.

"Let me just blow that up here." said Archie, taking the reigns from him and fiddling with the .jpg file that came up.

"You do realize your girlfriend is Miss September, don't you?"

"Wha… what?" asked Hodges confused.

"Miss September 2004, I've seen this picture before" replied Archie nonchalantly.

"Ah ha!" said Greg, with a look of pure gloating on his face.

"I don't even want to know how you know that…" Hodges began, still a little flummoxed.

"Hold on guys, I'll track down the I.P address and get a lock on where your 'girlfriend' is coming from."

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A few minutes later after Archie had gotten a hit –Hodges stepped into the break room.

"Don't say that…" Nick was saying to Warrick as they hunched in front of a laptop screen, "say…"

"Very funny guys" said Hodges, looking not as impressed as he stood in the doorway.

"No problem Spanky." Said Warrick with a wink and both of them burst out laughing. It was just then that Grissom walked into the room, getting an accusing glare from Hodges.

"And don't think I don't know that you gave them my e-mail." He said before walking out to get to Greg before he told everyone else in the lab that didn't know yet.

"What was that all about?" Asked Grissom confused.

"He's just having some problems with his girlfriend" replied Warrick as the two of them both fell over laughing again.