Authors note: I don't own Gambit, or any other character, though if I did, I'd be making alot more money.
Letter to de fans,
"Hey ya'll, Ah'm jus' here on a little break from all de romancin' strories ya'll put ol Remy in. Now don' get me wrong, Ah most certainly appreciate all de love and admiration ya'll are showin' me, in de fanfiction community. After the sho' ended, Ah was a little 'fraid dat mah popularity would go wit' it. But lo and behold, ya'll have kept me alive, and fo dat Ah'm eternally grateful. But Ah do have a bone ta pick. Why, in every story Ah'm in, do ya'll see fit to immediately pair me up wit' that Rogue gal? Now Ah know what ya sayin', but Remy dats how it is in de comics. Well fact of de matter is, dis ain't de comics, and Remy don' take kindly ta be partnered up to a woman he can't touch. Now Ah wouldn't be so mad, if dey didn't all follow de same plot. Remy gon' break it down fo' ya'll piece by piece."
"Chapter one'll usually start out wit ol' skunk head bein' locked in some facility bein' experimented on by any number o' deviants, ranging from, Magneto, ta Stryker, ta Mister Sinister, or even da Professor himself. Den suddenly Remy swoops in ta save da day, like Long John Silver or somethin."
"De rest o' de story'll have Remy pursuin Rogue, as if he didn't already have an ample supply of beautiful women at his beck and call. Eventually she gon' fall fo mah charm, like dey all do, excusin de fact dat ah tried to blow her up de first time we met, and den Ah kidnapped her two seasons later! But Ah digress."
"Den, some super smart genius type, like de professor, Beast, Forge, or even Magneto'll come up wit some fancy gizmo dat allows her and Remy ta touch. How convenient.."
"Everythang's goin all good, and den like a bat outta hell, here comes Belladonna. Afta a few chapters of angst and arguments, we somehow send her packin' back to de bayou, and de story ends wit an epilogue talkin bout our children. Who incidentally, all have red and black eyes, along wit a shock o' white hair. And fo' some reason Remy decides de join de X Men, even though dey don't pay. Don' let dat picture at de end of de show fool ya, Ah was jus' dere fo de barbecue."
"Now, like ah said befo', Remy don' have no problems wit de love in de community, but please, please, next time put Remy wit somebody he can touch, somebody he hasn' tried ta blow up. Like Storm man dat's a fine..."
The rest of the letter is just Gambit's rambling on the various attributes of the X women, as well as stories of previous conquests, like he said though, give the ROMY a rest.
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Hope you liked it, bear in mind that this is all in fun, so if you like Romy, or write it please don't take offense.