The dream, the ghost, and the girl
I know I don't own the characters or the idea but I do own the game so don't sue me for using them please squaresoft (they own them). I also do not own Ford but shouldn't care because they will take this as free advertisement anyway.
One day Tidus, Auron, and Yuna were hanging out with the rest of the gang when all the sudden they noticed that hey didn't Tidus and Auron disappear. They were thinking about this when a magic spider showed up and said, "Hi I'm YuYevon and I made those 2 show up because I'm sick of them bothering me in the farplain, but also they pissed me off so I'm gona take Kimari and Rikku with me. Any objections?" The whole group immediately responded (minus those 2), "no we don't like them any way." At those words YuYevon flew over to them and began to use his/its incredibly weak powers to try and kill them. Even though YuYevon has been killed by stray butterflies before, Kimari and Rikku are no match for him/it. He finishes them quickly and flies off before the bee that was sitting on his leg kills him. Now that Rikku and Kimari are gone Wakka and Lulu figure they will go get married and have a good time. They barely have time to say good bye before a YuYevon priest drags them off since he hasn't had a job ever since they beat YuYevon. So this just leaves Tidus, Auron, and Yuna. They decide now that all the others aren't there to slow them down they will go do their life long dream and become rulers of the world ( well it was at least Auron's life long dream). They all figure the best place to start is bye over throwing Bevelle being as it is the largest city. On their way there they meet their old friend Oaka. He tells them their favorite story about how he lost a quarter of his brain by drinking acid for a bet of 10 cents. They realize that he might make a good shoe shiner or something of that matter so they tell him they will give him a bottle of acid that they found if he comes and helps them conquer the world. He accepts and immediately bets them a dollar that he can drink the whole thing before his throught melts. Realizing that this would kill him Tidus is eager to accept the bet but he is unfortunately stopped by Yuna who says that she is too tired to send someone right now. They begin to head off for Bevelle when they realize that no matter how weak the people of Bevelle are they won't get anyone to worship them until they atleast get some supporters. They decide to get the most persuasive people around THE USED CAR SALESMEN! They have heard of their mind controlling powers that can make people believe whatever they wont them to. They find the best of them all, Larry of the Calm Lands. He is so persuasive that he got a person against machina to buy an 80 year old ford expedition with no engine for 8 million dollars. They used him and his mind bending techniques to conquer the world. After only 3 days of talking they were now know as the Triad. They control all that happens and all that is done in Spira.
I know I don't own the characters or the idea but I do own the game so don't sue me for using them please squaresoft (they own them). I also do not own Ford but shouldn't care because they will take this as free advertisement anyway.
One day Tidus, Auron, and Yuna were hanging out with the rest of the gang when all the sudden they noticed that hey didn't Tidus and Auron disappear. They were thinking about this when a magic spider showed up and said, "Hi I'm YuYevon and I made those 2 show up because I'm sick of them bothering me in the farplain, but also they pissed me off so I'm gona take Kimari and Rikku with me. Any objections?" The whole group immediately responded (minus those 2), "no we don't like them any way." At those words YuYevon flew over to them and began to use his/its incredibly weak powers to try and kill them. Even though YuYevon has been killed by stray butterflies before, Kimari and Rikku are no match for him/it. He finishes them quickly and flies off before the bee that was sitting on his leg kills him. Now that Rikku and Kimari are gone Wakka and Lulu figure they will go get married and have a good time. They barely have time to say good bye before a YuYevon priest drags them off since he hasn't had a job ever since they beat YuYevon. So this just leaves Tidus, Auron, and Yuna. They decide now that all the others aren't there to slow them down they will go do their life long dream and become rulers of the world ( well it was at least Auron's life long dream). They all figure the best place to start is bye over throwing Bevelle being as it is the largest city. On their way there they meet their old friend Oaka. He tells them their favorite story about how he lost a quarter of his brain by drinking acid for a bet of 10 cents. They realize that he might make a good shoe shiner or something of that matter so they tell him they will give him a bottle of acid that they found if he comes and helps them conquer the world. He accepts and immediately bets them a dollar that he can drink the whole thing before his throught melts. Realizing that this would kill him Tidus is eager to accept the bet but he is unfortunately stopped by Yuna who says that she is too tired to send someone right now. They begin to head off for Bevelle when they realize that no matter how weak the people of Bevelle are they won't get anyone to worship them until they atleast get some supporters. They decide to get the most persuasive people around THE USED CAR SALESMEN! They have heard of their mind controlling powers that can make people believe whatever they wont them to. They find the best of them all, Larry of the Calm Lands. He is so persuasive that he got a person against machina to buy an 80 year old ford expedition with no engine for 8 million dollars. They used him and his mind bending techniques to conquer the world. After only 3 days of talking they were now know as the Triad. They control all that happens and all that is done in Spira.