Hi! This is my first fancfiction! I LOVE chatfics and I LOVE Auslly! So why not do both? Constructive criticizm is very much appreciated! Just don't be mean... So yeah! Disclaimer: I don't own Austin and Ally. If I did, Auslly would have happened in the pilot.

Pancakelover2000 has entered the chat room.

Pickleslover2000 had entered the chat room.

Freckleface has entered the chat room.

Zebradiva has entered the chat room.

Pancakelover2000: Hey guys… Are you sick too?

Pickleslover2000: No, I'm just ditching school…. What do you think, Austin?

Freckleface: I'm throwing up more than Austin did after he saw Ally and Dallas dancing at Trish's quincenera!

Pancakelover2000: DEZ! Anyways, I think it was just the shrimp from Dez's pants…

Zebradiva: Anyways…. We had school today? I thought it was Sunday!

Pickleslover2000: Oops… I may have set your clock wrong. Sorry, Trish.

Zebradiva: Sorry? I get to miss a day of school without being sick! Best day ever!

Freckleface: Really Austin?

Pancakelover2000: Dez, can we not do this here?

Pickleslover2000: Can we not do what here?

Pancakelover2000: Umm guy talk!

Freckleface: Austin won't listen to the Love Whisperer

Zebradiva: Not this again…

Pickleslover2000: Dez you're not the Love Whisperer!

Freckleface: I am when it comes to Austin! Trust me, Ally. It's in your best interest to just trust me. My advice to Austin benefits you too.

Pickleslover2000: What's THAT supposed to mean?

Pancakelover2000: Dez wants us to permanently sing together! Isn't that right Dez?

Freckleface: No! That's not at all what I said!

Zebradiva: Well what did you say?

Freckleface: Actually that IS what I said! I just remembered! But now that I think about it, Austin's right. You guys shouldn't perform together.

Pickleslover2000: But that has nothing to do with you being the Love Whisperer…

Pancakelover2000: Yeah it does!

Pickleslover2000: No, Austin. It doesn't.

Pancakelover2000: Well, Dez suggested love songs. He thinks that since he's the Love Whisperer he has all these great ideas…

Zebradiva: You're lying.

Freckleface: Yeah! I never said that! I hate love songs! I'm more of a "Not a Love Song" sort of guy.

Pancakelover2000: I'm not lying!
Pickleslover2000: I have to say I agree with them. Austin, tell us the truth.

Pancakelover2000: Ummmm no! Heh I just referenced "Not a Love Song"

Zebradiva: That was a good one!

Pickleslover2000: Don't try to change the subject!

Pancakelover2000: Ally, it's best for all of us if we just forget about it, ok?

Pickleslover2000: I can't believe you, Austin. We NEVER keep secrets from each other, and you won't tell me about some stupid conversation you had with Dez?

Pancakelover2000: Pretty much.

Pickleslover2000: Seriously?

Pancakelover2000: Ally, please, just trust me on this one!

Pickleslover2000: How can I trust you when you're keeping secrets from me?

Zebradiva: Guys, please stop fighting!

Pickleslover2000: Sorry, Trish, but this has gone too far. Why can't YOU trust ME, Austin? Are you afraid I'll tell someone some big secret you and Dez were talking about?

Pancakelover2000: No! It's not like that!

Pickleslover2000: You know what? I'm done.

Pancakelover2000: With what?

Pickleslover2000: With everything! With being your songwriter, with being your partner, and with being your friend! I'M DONE WITH IT ALL!

Pancakelover2000: Ally, please, you don't get it! I'm trying to protect our friendship!

Pickleslover2000: Well, you just did the opposite.

Zebradiva: Wait, don't say anything more. I'm out of popcorn. One sec.

Zebradiva has left the chat room.

Pancakelover2000: Is she watching this like some TV show?

Pickleslover2000: It's Trish. Of course she is.

Zebradiva has entered the chat room.

Zebradiva: Ok. You may continue.

Freckleface: DON'T SAY ANYTHING!

Pickleslover2000: Dez? Are you Ok?

Pancakelover2000: Don't freak out, man!

Freckleface: NO! I WILL FREAK OUT! YOU TWO ARE BREAKING OFF YOUR FRIENDSHIP FOR THE DUMBEST REASONS! AUSTIN AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT ALLY! I SAID I WAS THE LOVE WHISPERER BECAUSE I TOLD HIM TO PICK ALLY OVER KIRA! HE JUST WOULDN'T LISTEN AND KEPT SAYING KIRA WAS THE ONE! THAT'S THE TRUTH! I'm sorry, Austin. But, I realized your friendship with Ally is more important than my gingerbread family.

Zebradiva: Oooooh! Plot twist!

Pickleslover2000: Austin?

Pancakelover2000: I suppose it's too late to say Cassidy's back?

Pickleslover2000: …

Pancakelover2000: Umm can I talk to Ally ALONE?

Zebradiva: FINE! I need more popcorn anyways.

Zebradiva has left the chat room.

Freckleface: Promise to make up?

Pickleslover2000: It depends on Austin's story.

Freckleface: Just please try, ok?

Freckleface has left the chat room.

Pickleslover2000: Ok, Austin. We're alone. Enlighten me.

Pancakelover2000: I chose Kira because I knew you'd hate me after what happened at the book release party and because she already said she'd be my girlfriend and she'd hate me if I changed my mind again. I also figured that now I'd have NO chance with you so I may as well get over you, but being with Kira hasn't helped at all. I actually think it's worse. Or better, depending on how you look at it.

Pickleslover2000: First of all, Austin, I could NEVER hate you, no matter how hard I try. And second of all, why would you just use her to get over me? Do you realize how awful that is?

Pancakelover2000: I guess you're right. Well, I gotta go.

Pickleslover2000: Where?

Pancakelover2000: To break up with Kira. Would you, be willing to give me a shot Friday night?

Pickleslover2000: Tell me when and where, and I'm there.

Pancakelover2000: How about a romantic movie at the park, enjoying a picnic of heart-shaped salami and pickles?

Pickleslover2000: That's perfect

Pancakelover2000 has left the chat room.

Pickleslover2000 has left the chat room.

So that's it! Tell me if you like it, or tell me if you hate it. As long as you tell me something, I'm happy. I'm still trying to figure out this website and I don't really know what I'm doing but I think I did this right so yeah!
~Maddie :)