'Helloooo boys and girls,welcome to the best story you will ever listen, cause this shit is gonna go down to a dynamite,do you like heros?You like villians?Or do you love something between one of them?Well, what you're about to listen right now, is how i rescue my wife from the evil and showing off my fucking sexuality for bitches i met, and screws me over, and yes i am a bird and you know it,in bird world.I am Herman, and this is my story of how i fucking saved the world, grab a popcorn and relax.'

Next chapter soon...Chow!