A/N: I based this fic off a post by tumblr user "toripocalypse", who believes that Gill is a Helga-Pataki level tsundere. I actually used some of the dialogue from the post itself, so don't credit me for something another wonderful blogger posted. Also, for some reason, I'm unable to access my regular account (not-a-koala), so I'm posting it from this ooooold account.
Heart-Shaped Locket
"What a detestable woman", Gill thought as he saw the mess of a dirty, smelly farmer walking merrily toward him.
"Hey Gill! I brought you some toma-"
"I don't want your stupid vegetables, you idiot! Go back to your dusty old farm and never bother me again!" He yelled, slapping the offered tomatoes to the ground. Angela, confused and hurt, dragged her feet as she returned home. "What a peasant. I loathe her! How can someone be so unclassy and brash?" Gill fumed as he leaned against a nearby fence. "And yet..." He glanced in either direction and leapt behind a bush and pulled his favorite heart-shaped locket from underneath his silk blue dress shirt.
"I love her! I love her more than I love tomatoes! That flipped, silly hair…those brown eyes like the most delectable chocolate…oh, Angela! I want the most wonderful life with you! Marriage, children, me as the mayor, you as my devoted wife, making this town wonderful working side by side…we would have the most beautifulchildren…I'd even work in the fields for you if you asked, my sweet, wonderful love!" He sighed and clasped the locket with her picture in it to his chest. While he reveled in his daze of affection, Luke was peering at him from the other side of the fence, breathing heavily. When he felt the hot breath on his neck, Gill didn't hesitate in punching Luke in the face.
"What a detestable woman..."