DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BOTH BLACK BOOKS OR NARUTO. THIS IS PURLEY FAN-MADE.

Black Books is a comedy show. YouTube it. And Naruto is a Japanese cartoon. They have no relation to each other.

Anyway, this is my first fanfic and i'm really excited. I had to wait 2 days to upload it because it said I couldn't. So as soon as I could I did! Please leave reviews, I wanna know what you guys think!

Sat there was a 12 year old boy. His name was Naruto Uzumaki. His golden blonde locks swishing in the wind and his ocean blue eyes looking at the trees above him. He stood up and began to walk back to his house. He had just come back from an all night party at Sakura's house, where things didn't go too well with Sasuke.And Neji and Gaara had got...closer. (1)

Later that evening, Naruto had decided to look up his family history. He knew his parents had died, but he was too young to be told about his family. His mum's parents and his dad's parents and their parents. He wanted to know who he was related to. Could it be somebody famous? Some famous artist or historian or something? Naruto doubted that.

"Why would there be anyone famous in my family?" He asked himself.

So he jumped into his computer chair and typed in (2)

"Ok, let's see who my relatives are" He typed in "Uzumaki". Naruto with his nose nearly touching the computer screen, scrolled though the 20 something pages of results that had come up. He heard someone talk about another surname in the family. At first Naruto couldn't remember it, but then it came to him... Black. So Naruto tapped the keyboard, and someone called Bernard Black had come up. Who was this guy? Was he my relative? Naruto clicked on his picture and this guy's profile came up.

Name: Bernard Black

Age: 32

Nationality: Irish

Occupation: Book shop owner

Name of business/company: Black Books, London

Family: Naruto, Yondaime, Jiraiya, Nawaki, Tsunade, Shodai and Nidaime

"This guy is...related...to...me..." Naruto stuttered in shock. "I wonder who all these other people are" Naruto read on.

Personality: Arrogant and selfish

Appearance: scruffy hair, wears a suit, messy

"Oh, I don't really like the sound of this guy, he might be ok in the flesh" Naruto said aloud.

Naruto ran to the phone and dialled Sasuke's number.

"Sasuke, we're going to London."

"What?! Naruto, if you haven't noticed, we're in Japan, and you hate me."

"Yeah, I know, and I'm willing to put that behind me, I know you don't love me. Anyway, I'm going to meet my long lost... something or other... in London, England. And I want you and Sakura to come with me, I'm gong to ring her now, meet me by the tree in half and hour" Naruto slammed down the phone and snatched it back up again to dial Sakura's number.



"Sakura, we're off to London. Ok? I have a long lost relative. Meet me and Sasuke by the tree in half an hour"

"But I thought you and Sasuke- Oh, he's gone."

(1) - This bit refers to Normailty-Isn't-Normal's House Party Hell

(2) - This is supposed to have a genes website in it, but it wouldn't work.

So that's the first chapter. It's not very long, hopefully the next one can be longer. I hope you all enjoyed it! Review it please! Thankyou!