Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with lord of the rings and the characters or anything else in my story
Note: PLEASE READ
Me and my friend wrote this story together and it is one of those stories were I wrote a paragraph and she wrote a paragraph with out reading what each other has written so we carried on with whatever we though each other had written
P.S don't picture them to be like there characters in lord of the rings picture them to be like them self's
CHARACTERS
Legolas = Orlando Bloom
Frodo = Elijiah Wood
Pippin = Billy Boyd
Merry = Dominic Monaghan
Sam = Sean Astin
Strider = Vin deasle other wise known as Vin
Boromir = Usher
Gimili = Paul Walker other wise known as Adam
Gandalf = Jason Behr otherwise known as Max
THE STORY
The fellowship were walking in mirkwood when .....................
Then the phone rang
Vin picked it up and said
Is that you Max?
Yep!
Well said Vin lets all meet over at leggy's house in 15 minutes ok
Ok
!5 minutes later............
They meet at legolas's house and decided to go and catch some orcs for dinner
Then Farmer Brown Screamed
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU MAGGOTY ORCS
The sexy fellowship watch in horror as Farmer Brown pulled a bazooka out of his knickers and Slaughtered all of his animals missing all the orcs
As Farmer Brown attempted to reload the bazooka the Orcs laughed so hard that they were rolling over the ground and they couldn't breathe they were laughing so hard
Then they got up and walked over to Farmer Brown and started to tickle him all over, Farmer Brown couldn't stop laughing and he was Screaming out STOP
But then he changed his mind!
Lets go and put our pink frolicking dresses on and play with the fairies
YEY they all screamed
As they were frolicking long in there dresses Sam said
OH NO it's a GREEN PIXIE that sprays ICKY PERFUME ON YOU
Hong cha, I know Karate you ugly hong doodle chicken flavored Pixie
Just then Usha came dancing through with his smooth moves and Max and Adam got jealous so they pushed him into the near by river!
They started to sing shortly after
Oh Ah just a little bit
Oh Ah little bit more
Then everybody got angry and pushed them into the river too
But they kept coming back out so Legolas shot them with his bow and arrow
And Legolas helped Usha out of the river!
Then all of Farmer Brown's shot dead stock came back to life and popped out of the ground and shot up and ate all of vins toy car's that he had in his pockets and Vin got angry and had his own personal fight with the dead animals and everybody walked off leaving him to his battle
Then Vin got a splinter and cried like a baby
ALL RIGHT IT'S PERSONAL, IT'S WARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Then as they entered the lions den they saw Adams lim body face flat on the ground, they all trembled
Suddenly his body shot up like an arrow and he was stuck on the ceiling
Then his body plopped on the ground and woke up the lions and he ran like the wind screaming like a little girl!
Oh well they thought, who cares what they think, so lets do it anyway Vin and Sam jumped on their horses and rode down to the lake side to catch some fish to feed to the cow zombies so they will stop eating Vin's precious toy car's because he was getting quite tired and sick of fighting off the cow Zombies and Vin was becoming tempted to steal Farmer Browns bazooka to blow up the Zombies but he would have gone too far and blown up the whole world so they told Sam to take Vin down to catch some fish where they were know!
BOOM!!!
Went Ushers fart and he made the whole room explode and it then set of a chain reaction of farts off and it blew up the whole world every thing exploded and the only people to survive was the fellowship
So what's to do know said Legolas except float around in space
But just when they had all lost faith god answered
Who did this
They all pointed to Usha with angry faces
And god then said
Now then boy's it looks like I'm going to have to start creating again
WHAT they all screamed no punishment for blowing up the world
Usha looked pleased with himself
God answered no because I wasn't really happy with that world so I was waiting for some kind of imbersill like him to blow it up for me
As they were floating around in space all that was left was instrument and slowly they began to play and gost shapes could be seen
And they were all angry at Vin for blowing up the world because some how he got a hold of the bazooka and blew up the Zombies but accidentally put it on auto fire and couldn't figure out how to stop it, and they were all chasing after him screaming mean things
But then a GREEN PIXIE burst out of the ground and grew to 50 feet tall and started chasing them, the pixie chased them all the way to Mordor where they met Gandalf, Saurmon and Lurtz betting on jube lollies and Gandalf was winning
The Pixies were after us and all we could do it run like little girls and scream like them too
They chased them for ages and even Legolas was starting to get wary
But just then Merry and Pippin Screamed out
U'LL NEVER TAKE U ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!
As they were running round the corner they found some chocolate fishing rods and said know you can and the began to eat
Then Merry and Pippin saved the day by fighting off the homey drunken playboy bunnies with fishing rods shaped like spears.
Then the fellowship congratulated them and went back to Leggy's for t and bikeez