Ripplezrain: Hi! This is my first ever fic (well sort of) and if it's
really lame and not funny at all, then spare me. But review and yell at me,
and tell me it was horrible. By the way, what exactly is a flame?
Gohan: O.o. I can't help you with that.
Ripplezrain: I never asked you, now did I?
Gohan: What are you, an avacado? (Inside joke)
Ripplezrain: No, if I was I'd be poisonous to birds!
Gohan: . Does the word "sarcasm" have any meaning for you?
Ripplezrain: Maybe. Okay, my peeps, here's the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: Why am I stuck doing the disclaimer?
Gohan: O.O! I never knew disclaimers could talk! Just do the friggin disclaimer!
Disclaimer: Fine! I do not own DBZ, and neither does Ripplezrain, and neither does Gohan, and neither does Julia Roberts, and neither does Brad Pitt, and neither does Indiana Jones, and neither does the scary clown at the circus!
Ripplezrain: Okay, you're fired! That was horrible!
Disclaimer: *Growls, turns SSJ5* YOU SHALL PAY! THE PRINCE OF THE SAIYANS WILL NOT BE INSULTED!
Gohan: Vegeta's the disclaimer?!!!
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Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture
Gohan sighed sleepily. It was almost lunchtime, he was starving, and his math teacher was yammering on about things he learned when he was six.
*Life stinks like Goten's socks! Oh wait a minute; does Goten wear socks? I don't know but if he did they would stink.* he thought to himself.
Meanwhile, Videl was bored as HE double hockey sticks. (A/N: Censorship, don't look at me! ;) You can also call it HFIL, happy? *Mutters to self about Akira Toriyaka making up weird names, where does he get them all?* Okies, now back to the story.)
"Class, now that we are done talking about math, I would like to announce a very special event. Tomorrow, we will have a field trip to our very own Capsule Corporation. Hopefully, we will get to meet Bulma Briefs and she will show us around!" Mr. Ihatemath said. (A/N: I love making up funny names, now I understand Akira Toriyaka!)
*WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN?????!!!!!!! COULD BULMA HAVE ACTUALLY INVITED MY CLASS OVER TO CAPSULE CORP?????!!!!!!!! SINCE THEY'RE MARRIED, BULMA OUGHT TO KNOW THAT VEGETA WILL BE A POTENTIAL PSYCHOTIC MADMAN ON A KILLING SPREE IF MY CLASS COMES OVER!!!!!! AND WHAT WILL THE CLASS DO IF THEY FIND OUT I KNOW BULMA BRIEFS????????!!!!!!* Gohan thought in one breath. (If you can count breaths while thinking.)
"Hey, Gohan, isn't this gonna be soooooo cool? We get to visit Bulma Briefs!" shrieked our favorite bubbly blonde, Erasa.
"Umm, yeah, it's gonna be, umm, great, yeah, umm, yeah." was her mumbly response.
The rest of the day was rather uneventful, and Gohan didn't remember it much. He was too busy thinking for the safety and sanity of his fellow classmates.
*What was Bulma thinking? I have to go over and ask her about it.*
Meanwhile, Videl was looking at Gohan suspiciously. *I'm positive he's hiding something! And I'm gonna find out if it's the last thing I do!*
Finally, the school bell rang. Gohan rushed over to Capsule Corp and found Mirai Trunks, Chibi Trunks, and Goten sitting on the floor. Goten was chanting, "UM BUM BAH BUM BAH UM BUM BAH BUM BAH!" over and over again with zest. Chibi Trunks was whacking Mirai with a stick, screaming "NOW YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO THE ALL POWERFUL, ALL GREAT, KOKOMAUN!!!!!!"
"SAVE ME GOHAN!" Mirai screamed before losing consciousness.
"HEY! WHY ARE YOU GUYS KILLING MIRAI TRUNKS?!!!!" Gohan anxiously questioned.
"He refused to be sacrificed to the all powerful, all great, all knowing, KOKOMAUN!!!!!" Trunks and Goten screamed.
Dead silence.
"Brother, KOKOMAUN is a god. You see, me and Trunks are ancient Aztecs in disguise. He's the keeper of the idol, and I'm the high priest. I'm the one who takes care of the sacrificial rituals, and Trunks keeps the idol," Goten said innocently.
"And where did KOKOMAUN originate from? A volcano, a cloud, a mountain?" Gohan asked.
"NOOOO!!!!!!! FROM A MCDONALD'S HAPPY MEAL!!!!!!!" Goten and Trunks held up a little key-chain stuffed head. It was the head of the cute little kitty Chococat.
"You guys, that's a happy meal toy."
"KOKOMAUN WAS BORN IN MCDONALDS! HE WAS HE WAS HE WAS HE WAS!!!!!!!!" Goten and Trunks yelled.
"Okay. so why are you beating Mirai Trunks with a stick?"
"He refused to be sacrificed!!!!! It is an honor of being sacrificed to the all knowing, all powerful, all great, KOKOMAUN!!!!!!" Goten said.
"How exactly are people sacrificed?" Gohan asked.
"Well, KOKOMAUN prefers to have his sacrificed get ki blasted, or else they have to eat Daddy's cooking," Trunks stated this rather matter-of- factly.
Gohan shuddered. He'd been so hungry he actually tried one of Vegeta's brownies once. He should have known not to eat it when it looked sort of orangish and greenish at the same time, but he tried it, because of his true Saiyan hunger desperation. Poor Gohan saw little dancing pigs and bears, along with squiggly rainbows, for about two weeks.
Just then Vegeta walked in.
"UM BUM BAH BUM BAH UM BUM BAH BUM BAH! I see a potential sacrifice here!" Trunks and Goten screamed.
They grabbed Vegeta and calmly asked, "What would you prefer, for us to ki blast you, or to eat some delicious *KOFF KOFF* rice you cooked?"
Vegeta winced. Last time he ate one of his noodles he ran around for a week with a toilet plunger on his head, screaming, "I AM THE PRINCE OF THE TOILETS! BOW DOWN TO ME OR BE FLUSHED!" Piccolo had actually filmed part of it, and they watched the tape when they felt like torturing Vegeta. (But they had to deal with a pile of dust instead of TV.)
Seeing Vegeta, Gohan remembered his purpose. "Hey, Vegeta, have you seen Bulma?"
"DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP A TRACKING DEVICE ON THAT WOMAN?! AND HELP ME GET THE DUMB BRATS AWAY BEFORE I START TO GET ANGRY!!!!!!"
Trunks and Goten started blasting Vegeta. "Mommy went to the mall with Aunty Chichi, Gohan," Trunks said.
"Thanks Trunks. I'll wait for them."
A whole afternoon passed before the two women came home. Gohan, Goten, and Chichi arrived home at around seven.
As they were about to dig into their food, Chichi announced something. "Goten, Gohan, I've got a surprise for you! WE ARE GOING TO WISH YOUR FATHER BACK TO THE EARTH!"
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Ripplezrain: Hehehe cliffie. So, tell me, do you want Gohan and his class to square dance, line dance, or do the macerana?
Gohan: NOT THE MACERANA! OR SQUARE DANCING! OR LINE DANCING!
Ripplezrain: Too bad, bud, it has to be one of them. Okies, review!
Gohan: O.o. I can't help you with that.
Ripplezrain: I never asked you, now did I?
Gohan: What are you, an avacado? (Inside joke)
Ripplezrain: No, if I was I'd be poisonous to birds!
Gohan: . Does the word "sarcasm" have any meaning for you?
Ripplezrain: Maybe. Okay, my peeps, here's the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: Why am I stuck doing the disclaimer?
Gohan: O.O! I never knew disclaimers could talk! Just do the friggin disclaimer!
Disclaimer: Fine! I do not own DBZ, and neither does Ripplezrain, and neither does Gohan, and neither does Julia Roberts, and neither does Brad Pitt, and neither does Indiana Jones, and neither does the scary clown at the circus!
Ripplezrain: Okay, you're fired! That was horrible!
Disclaimer: *Growls, turns SSJ5* YOU SHALL PAY! THE PRINCE OF THE SAIYANS WILL NOT BE INSULTED!
Gohan: Vegeta's the disclaimer?!!!
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Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture
Gohan sighed sleepily. It was almost lunchtime, he was starving, and his math teacher was yammering on about things he learned when he was six.
*Life stinks like Goten's socks! Oh wait a minute; does Goten wear socks? I don't know but if he did they would stink.* he thought to himself.
Meanwhile, Videl was bored as HE double hockey sticks. (A/N: Censorship, don't look at me! ;) You can also call it HFIL, happy? *Mutters to self about Akira Toriyaka making up weird names, where does he get them all?* Okies, now back to the story.)
"Class, now that we are done talking about math, I would like to announce a very special event. Tomorrow, we will have a field trip to our very own Capsule Corporation. Hopefully, we will get to meet Bulma Briefs and she will show us around!" Mr. Ihatemath said. (A/N: I love making up funny names, now I understand Akira Toriyaka!)
*WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN?????!!!!!!! COULD BULMA HAVE ACTUALLY INVITED MY CLASS OVER TO CAPSULE CORP?????!!!!!!!! SINCE THEY'RE MARRIED, BULMA OUGHT TO KNOW THAT VEGETA WILL BE A POTENTIAL PSYCHOTIC MADMAN ON A KILLING SPREE IF MY CLASS COMES OVER!!!!!! AND WHAT WILL THE CLASS DO IF THEY FIND OUT I KNOW BULMA BRIEFS????????!!!!!!* Gohan thought in one breath. (If you can count breaths while thinking.)
"Hey, Gohan, isn't this gonna be soooooo cool? We get to visit Bulma Briefs!" shrieked our favorite bubbly blonde, Erasa.
"Umm, yeah, it's gonna be, umm, great, yeah, umm, yeah." was her mumbly response.
The rest of the day was rather uneventful, and Gohan didn't remember it much. He was too busy thinking for the safety and sanity of his fellow classmates.
*What was Bulma thinking? I have to go over and ask her about it.*
Meanwhile, Videl was looking at Gohan suspiciously. *I'm positive he's hiding something! And I'm gonna find out if it's the last thing I do!*
Finally, the school bell rang. Gohan rushed over to Capsule Corp and found Mirai Trunks, Chibi Trunks, and Goten sitting on the floor. Goten was chanting, "UM BUM BAH BUM BAH UM BUM BAH BUM BAH!" over and over again with zest. Chibi Trunks was whacking Mirai with a stick, screaming "NOW YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO THE ALL POWERFUL, ALL GREAT, KOKOMAUN!!!!!!"
"SAVE ME GOHAN!" Mirai screamed before losing consciousness.
"HEY! WHY ARE YOU GUYS KILLING MIRAI TRUNKS?!!!!" Gohan anxiously questioned.
"He refused to be sacrificed to the all powerful, all great, all knowing, KOKOMAUN!!!!!" Trunks and Goten screamed.
Dead silence.
"Brother, KOKOMAUN is a god. You see, me and Trunks are ancient Aztecs in disguise. He's the keeper of the idol, and I'm the high priest. I'm the one who takes care of the sacrificial rituals, and Trunks keeps the idol," Goten said innocently.
"And where did KOKOMAUN originate from? A volcano, a cloud, a mountain?" Gohan asked.
"NOOOO!!!!!!! FROM A MCDONALD'S HAPPY MEAL!!!!!!!" Goten and Trunks held up a little key-chain stuffed head. It was the head of the cute little kitty Chococat.
"You guys, that's a happy meal toy."
"KOKOMAUN WAS BORN IN MCDONALDS! HE WAS HE WAS HE WAS HE WAS!!!!!!!!" Goten and Trunks yelled.
"Okay. so why are you beating Mirai Trunks with a stick?"
"He refused to be sacrificed!!!!! It is an honor of being sacrificed to the all knowing, all powerful, all great, KOKOMAUN!!!!!!" Goten said.
"How exactly are people sacrificed?" Gohan asked.
"Well, KOKOMAUN prefers to have his sacrificed get ki blasted, or else they have to eat Daddy's cooking," Trunks stated this rather matter-of- factly.
Gohan shuddered. He'd been so hungry he actually tried one of Vegeta's brownies once. He should have known not to eat it when it looked sort of orangish and greenish at the same time, but he tried it, because of his true Saiyan hunger desperation. Poor Gohan saw little dancing pigs and bears, along with squiggly rainbows, for about two weeks.
Just then Vegeta walked in.
"UM BUM BAH BUM BAH UM BUM BAH BUM BAH! I see a potential sacrifice here!" Trunks and Goten screamed.
They grabbed Vegeta and calmly asked, "What would you prefer, for us to ki blast you, or to eat some delicious *KOFF KOFF* rice you cooked?"
Vegeta winced. Last time he ate one of his noodles he ran around for a week with a toilet plunger on his head, screaming, "I AM THE PRINCE OF THE TOILETS! BOW DOWN TO ME OR BE FLUSHED!" Piccolo had actually filmed part of it, and they watched the tape when they felt like torturing Vegeta. (But they had to deal with a pile of dust instead of TV.)
Seeing Vegeta, Gohan remembered his purpose. "Hey, Vegeta, have you seen Bulma?"
"DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP A TRACKING DEVICE ON THAT WOMAN?! AND HELP ME GET THE DUMB BRATS AWAY BEFORE I START TO GET ANGRY!!!!!!"
Trunks and Goten started blasting Vegeta. "Mommy went to the mall with Aunty Chichi, Gohan," Trunks said.
"Thanks Trunks. I'll wait for them."
A whole afternoon passed before the two women came home. Gohan, Goten, and Chichi arrived home at around seven.
As they were about to dig into their food, Chichi announced something. "Goten, Gohan, I've got a surprise for you! WE ARE GOING TO WISH YOUR FATHER BACK TO THE EARTH!"
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Ripplezrain: Hehehe cliffie. So, tell me, do you want Gohan and his class to square dance, line dance, or do the macerana?
Gohan: NOT THE MACERANA! OR SQUARE DANCING! OR LINE DANCING!
Ripplezrain: Too bad, bud, it has to be one of them. Okies, review!