I'll start with the disclaimer: I own none of the smashers, but I do own most of their children.
Gerudo Fortress, Hyrule, morning
A young Gerudo male was sprawled all over his bed, tangled in his satin sheets. An older, burly Gerudo entered the room, and crossed his huge arms upon stepping to the boy's bedside. "Jinkon," the man beckoned in his deep voice. The teen's only response was the continuing of his somewhat loud snoring.
"Grrrr, Jinkondorf Ganon Dragmire," the large male bellowed in his dictator tone, "front and center!"
"Whahh!" the 14-year-old prince jumped awake, twisting out of his bed sheets. He looked at his magic-powered alarm clock, and then glared up at the towering man. "Dad, it's 9 AM."
"We also received this from the messenger this morning," Ganondorf handed Jinkon a piece of parchment.
Dear Smasher,
You are cordially invited to a Super Smash Brothers reunion. All Smashers are allowed to bring their family along. You may have melee matches for whatever reason, and whatever is done at a party. A Smash charter will leave at 11 AM to pick up in the following order:
Mario and Peach
Luigi
Yoshi
Bowser
Dr. Mario
D.K.
Link, Y. Link, and Zelda (at Hyrule Castle)
Ganondorf
Pichu, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, and Mewtwo (at Pallet Town)
Ness
Kirby
Nana and Popo
Mr. Game&Watch
Fox and Falco
Samus
Captain Falcon
Marth and Roy
Pack your bags for as long as you want to stay. I hope to see you all back at the Smash Mansion.
Sincerely,
Master Hand
"Okay," said Jinkon, "so you're bringing Mom and me to meet the old smashers? How long will we be staying there?"
"About a week, so pack up. And bring some pajamas that cover more skin, will ya?"
Jinkon looked down at his purple briefs. An anime sweat drop formed on the prince's forehead. "Sure thing, Dad."
Like it? Hate it? I promise you the next chapter will be longer