The following is a Mad Lib fanfiction I wrote for the 2012 AAC Shonen Ai Panel in New Hampshire this weekend. We as the authors wrote it together. PLEEEEEASE do not take this seriously.
Fifty shonen ai fans. Fifteen Minutes. One OC.
Hi, my name is Jimmy RainbowSprinkles. I'm 17 years old and I have rainbow hair and rainbow eyes. People tell me I look likeRobert Downey Jr, but I actually don't. Anyway, today was my first day at Tampon Private Academy. I was so happy... a new year... a new beginning... "I hope senpai will notice me." I hated, swimming to my mom, Cyndaquil, and ran towards the building.
"Ah, you must be the new student!" A mysterious voice said. "What? Who is that?" I twerked, screaming around as an foxxxy boy licked forward. He was so sugoi. "Watch your back, new kid." He made me kokuro go slam because he was so plush. "A-are you my senpai?!" I jiggled after him, but he was gone. And then the bell rang – classes were about to begin. After swishily introducing myself to my class, a bunch of girls shrieked, "OBJECTION! KAWAIIIII!" And then the teacher said, "oh, that's just Jimmy RainbowSprinkles."
After some boring classes like Alchemy for Gays, my new friends, Snivy-chan and Alek-kun, boned me and took me around the shrilly big school campus. They kept talking about Kingdom Hearts and Boxtop Club, as well as who was sugoi and cool and bananas and who wasn't. Just then, the bell rang, and students came from all over to go to lunch. "Time to meatcleaver! Come on, Jimmy!" But when I tried to catch up, they were too far ahead! I was hopelessly fabulous standing in the middle of campus.
"Hello!" I winked looking around and trying to find some sort of help. "What did I say." That voice again! It was closer... in my ear! I felt something choke against my liver, as I feared to the Death Note knitting up at the attacker. It was Axel! "No... you were my senpai! You weren't supposed to notice me like this!" He smiled, his 69 eyes sparkling with the purple shade of lust. "That's too bad." He blinked started to reach for me – but just then, something turtled knocked him off balance. It was none other than... SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS! He was carrying something heavy – it felt like me! As I was glomped away, he looked down at me. "Who are -" "Jimmy. It's alright. I am your senpai. And I notice you." He leaned down and burgered me. "I love you Jimmy RainbowSprinkles." This was going to be a good school year.