Word of warning this will make no sense if you have never heard of Garzeys wing, Been in the discord server for K-on, or heard of the bible.
The story of Gojisis
1:1
At first there was nothing, nothing but pitch black despair as existence of an anime equivalent of the room did not exist, but then Goji said. "Let there be Chris" And then it began, on the first episode, he created the in depth lore of the world of Garzey's wing. The mountains, the two realities, the rivers, dull swords, dinosaurs, the great Barajuju tree and the metomias tribe.
1:2
In episode two Goji created the in depth characters and compelling story arcs that would be implemented from the first and the community pool, fusion monsters, certainly getting sexy and memorable one liners.
1:3
Episode three was where Goji finally created Alex, The first to witness its greatness, along with Ray (The sushi kind, Not to be confused with Taku), the pretender. He also created the great general Yamato-Takeru-Nomikoto and the Fundo creatures. And finally Garzeys wing itself
1:4
Ray and Alex has full reign to this bountiful garden of treasures. Alex enjoyed all of the episodes in this beautiful garden while Ray had only just begun, but all was not well in this world of Garzey's wing, A talking snake sent by the Yakul or Jacob of the underworld, or some say maybe it was the demon himself, whispered poisonously in Ray's ears.
"Don't watch past episode one" it echoed, Ray didn't want to listen but the serpent's voice was enchanting.
1:5
"You can't be bothered" It whispered again. And Ray had to agree, and thus was convinced to eat the apple of 'can't be bothered ness'. However, not like other inferior religions, Alex would not be swayed by the serpent's voice, nor Ray's. "No, this is what Goji has opened our eyes too, I will not stray from the path" And this is when Goji the man the meme the legend himself came down from the sky.
1:6
"Ray" Thy said in his godly and sexy voice. "You have not watched the rest of Garzey's wing so in this regard, you are BANISHED from the garden of the Earthenware bells. And as your punishment, when you give birth you will experience excruciating pain or something, and the only anime you will enjoy is BanG Dream something something mocaran.
1:7
He then turned to best girl I mean Alex, "Alex" Goji said, to Alex. "For your outstanding loyalty and faith in the Garzey's wing I will make you the first follower, thus the first to receive the great 'Holy Warrior' Rank.
"Thank you Goji" Alex bowed, honored. "I will not fail you" He declared, resolute. And spoiler alert, he didn't 3