I do not own Hetalia, or the site Omegle.
This is an actual conversation I had, with one awesome-ass British dude! It's mostly the same, but with a few tweaks here and there so you people don't stalk me.
In which Alfred pretends to be a girl, and Arthur pretends to be a rapist.
Now, enjoy!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiya
Stranger: hey
You: how are you stranger?
Stranger: fine thanks, you?
You: amazing thank you
Stranger: where are you from?
You: USA
Stranger: uk
You: coolness
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Annie
You: and you?
Stranger: Arthur, but you can call me Iggy
You: it is a pleasure to meet you Iggy
Stranger: likewise Annie
You: so my friend, what brings you here?
Stranger: boredom, what about you?
You: i'm procrastinating
Stranger: ah
Stranger: what should you be doing?
You: i'm supposed to be writing an essay, but oh well
Stranger: well that's no fun
You: thats exactly why i'm on here
Stranger: haha
Stranger: if you don't mind me asking, how old are you?
You: 15
Stranger: wow, i feel old now
Stranger: i'm 24
You: hahaha don't worry
You: i'm old too
Stranger: but you're only 15
Stranger: that's not old
You: actually, i'm 5475
Stranger: oh, in that case i'm really young, haha
You: hehe 5475 days to be exact, but whatever
Stranger: haha
You: little details don't matter
Stranger: i like your sense of humour
You: thank you
You: i've been told i'm funny before
Stranger: well from what i can tell you are
You: :D Thanks dude!
Stranger: you're welcome
You: so gramps, what interests you?
Stranger: haha, gramps!
You: you said your old
Stranger: fine then, i take it back
Stranger: i'm not old :P
You: lol okay then
You: so young fellow, what interests you?
Stranger: i like playing drums, drawing, listening to music and hanging with friends
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: i was going to call you little girl but that just sounds creepy
You: just a tiny bit
You: lol i play lots of sports and listen to lots of music
Stranger: cool
Stranger: it's not fair, i can't think of anything i can call you without sounding like a creep
You: :D one of the advantages of being young!
Stranger: i guess so :(
You: hehe I'm winning
Stranger: actually i'm going to call you little girl anyway :P
You: STRANGER DANGER! *blows rape whistle*
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: come here little girl, i have candy. mwuhahahaha
You: I will NOT get in your van, no matter what kind of candy yo-wait, did you say pixie sitcks?
Stranger: yeah, but they are right at the back of the van, just climb in and they are all yours
You: OMG PIXIE STICKS! *oblivious to the chains and pile of bones in van* OM NOM NOM
Stranger: *ties you to the chains* you're mine now
You: damn those pixie sticks.
Stranger: haha
You: *rattles chains* can I get out now? pretty pwease?
Stranger: not until i decide you're a good little girl
You: fine. *pouts*
Stranger: good girls don't pout
You: yeah, well who said I was a good girl?
Stranger: then i guess you'll just have to stay chained up
You: but...but...but...
Stranger: but what?
You: high school musical comes on tonight...
Stranger: then you should be good so you can go home to see it
You: don't you have cable in this thing?
Stranger: no
You: wtf?
Stranger: i know, i've been meaning to get it in for ages now
You: this is the 21st century dude
You: get with the program
Stranger: don't talk to me like that
Stranger: or you'll never get out of here
You: aaah fine
Stranger: fine as in you won't talk to me like that, or as in fine i'll stay here?
You: fine as in i'm playing the silent game
You: starting now
Stranger: what if i do this? *tickles you*
You: mhm *tearing up*
Stranger: *tickles you more*
You: mgfufnscn...!
Stranger: do you have tickly feet?
You: mhm *shakes head*
Stranger: hmm, i think i'll find out for myself *tickles your feet*
You: DAMNIT! You win! Just stop!
Stranger: hahaha, i always win
You: are you TRYING to make me piss myself?
Stranger: yes i am
You: ew. what is that, a fetish of yours?
Stranger: no but it will teach you to be a good little girl
You: no!
Stranger: no?
You: ...no...?
Stranger: umm... umm... i'm confused now
You: lol that means I'm winning!
Stranger: damn
You: like a boss.
Stranger: but you're still chained up
You: like a boss. lmao
Stranger: hahaha
You: this is not a good position for me
Stranger: why not?
You: i wonder...
You: well, it could be because I'm chained in the back of a creepers van
You: alone, with no rape whistle, and without a cell phone
You: that's always a possibility
Stranger: you know you like it
You: if you say so
Stranger: i do say so
You: i disagree
Stranger: then i'll keep you here until you like it
You: *mad face*
Stranger: *evil smile*
You: what are you, some kinda child rapist?
Stranger: why yes i am
You: ...i was not excpecting that...
Stranger: hahaha
You: that just makes this even more akward
Stranger: you'll learn to love it
You: i'm sure getting raped is gonna be all the rage in about 50 years
Stranger: then we have until then to get you to like it
You: you're already so old, I doubt you have 50 years
Stranger: i think i'll make it to 74
Stranger: might not be in any shape to rape anyone then though
You: not if I get outta these chains
Stranger: oh, it sounds like you're being a bad girl
You: nooooooo...
Stranger: then say you're sorry
You: i is sorry *mumbles*
Stranger: i can't hear you
You: i is sorry
Stranger: that's better
Stranger: good girl *rubs your cheek*
You: meh *pulls away*
Stranger: *grabs your face* don't ever do that again
You: meh, meh, meh
Stranger: *lets you go*
You: yays
Stranger: *not out of the chains though*
You: damn it. I was about to run and everything
Stranger: those are bad thoughts little girl, you need to stop thinking like that
You: fiiine
Stranger: now give me a kiss
You: no
Stranger: yes!
You: no!
Stranger: *grabs your face again* you will kiss me
You: but I don't wanna
Stranger: you do, you just don't know it yet
You: no
Stranger: ok this is getting too creepy, you win i'll let you go
Stranger: *removes chains*
You: yaaays!
You: *kicks you in the balls* TAKE THAT YOU WANKER!
Stranger: BITCH!
You: HA! *chains you up*
Stranger: damn, i didn't see that coming
You: me=winning
You: you=epic fail as a rapist
Stranger: yeah, i wouldn't make a good rapist
You: not at all
You: gotta be assertive
Stranger: yes miss
Stranger: haha
You: like, "BITCH. you will kiss me and you will like it."
Stranger: mhm, i understand
You: then you spank them with a chainsaw if they complain!
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: hehehehehehe I is evil
Stranger: i think i'm ok with not being a good rapist
You: i would hope so
Stranger: i knew this convo would be funny
You: haha right? i'mma send this to my friends
Stranger: haha
You: then I'd get a whole lecture on stranger danger
Stranger: yeah, probably
You: it's not the first time
Stranger: really?
You: well yeah
Stranger: was it another chat on here?
You: yeah besides stuff in school
Stranger: i hope you were just messing around like we were there
You: yeah what you think i'm some kinda perverted freak?
Stranger: i was just making sure you weren't
Stranger: you never can tell with people on here
You: thats the worst part
Stranger: i hope you know that i was just messing around, i'm really not like that
You: i know i know
Stranger: good
You: i was half expecting you to go into some kinda british, rapist mode or something
Stranger: haha, no
You: lol i'm in a good mood now
Stranger: i'm glad, i am too
You: so what are you up to?
Stranger: just sitting here chatting to you
You: am i that interesting?
Stranger: you're funny, that's good enough for me
You: sweetness
Stranger: (this is the part where you say i'm funny too)
You: i dont lie
Stranger: haha
You: lol no you're not half bad
You: need to work on your rapist impersinations thought
Stranger: i'll keep that in mind
You: haha just don't make it a full time thing
Stranger: haha
Stranger: just on weekend then?
Stranger: *weekends
You: sure why not
Stranger: well for me it's saturday now :P
You: you totally did that on purpose
You: i have 59 min left
Stranger: then i need to keep you here for 59 mins
Stranger: umm... umm.. look over there!
You: where? *looks*
Stranger: did you see it?
Stranger: it's right there
You: where? I does not see it
Stranger: i'm pointing right at it
You: can your arm extend over the ocean? that would help
Stranger: no :(
You: damn. and here I thought you were mr. fantastic
Stranger: well that's one down, 58 more to go, haha
You: lol that was two actually
Stranger: oh yeah, so it was
Stranger: cool
You: lol i'm tired.
Stranger: aww, does that mean you're leaving now?
You: not yet
You: like 5 min maybe
Stranger: then we should think of something we can do for 5 mins
You: thats what she siad
You: said*
Stranger: it takes me longer than 5 mins for that ;) hahaha
You: lol then whoever she is, she's lucky
Stranger: haha
You: lol ;3
You: so i'ma go to bed now, don't wanna fall asleep near you
Stranger: hahaha
You: who knows what'd you do
Stranger: ok you get yourself to bed, goodnight Annie
You: goodnight Iggy! good luck with become a part-time rapist!
Stranger: haha, thanks
You: your gonna need it
You have disconnected.
For those of you that didn't realize it, whenever it said you, it was Alfred talking. Iggy was the stranger.
So this is totally an experimental thing. If people like it, maybe I'll add more convos up as different chapters. If not, you people will have to pay for my bills from all the prescription depression medicine. *crushing depression*
Reviews would make me better, da?
~Renee