Disclaimer: WE OWN NOTHING!!!!!! (well, we own some things just not these guys!) Thank you.
Jessica Wolfe and AngelAsh
Co-writers.
P.S. Wacky and out of character situations will ensue. (The characters didn't get their naps today.)
And now...
THE WIZARD OF OZ
(INUYASHA STYLE!)
OKAY, Hi-o! Top Ramen and Lay's potato chips to all! Yes, we have had them all today and thus you get this little parody.
We hope that you all enjoy this little spoof as much as we enjoyed coming up with it. If not, poo and "FEH"on you! Oops, sorry, just a bit of attitude there.....
On with the story:
AngelAsh and Jess: (clapping for attention) Okay, everybody, line up! Line up!
AngelAsh: (drooling at Inuyasha) Oooh!, you are a cute one, aren't you?
Inuyasha: FEH! Back off woman!
Kagome: warning tone I-N-U-Y-A-S-H-A!"
Inuyasha: SHE'S BEING HENTAI!!!
AngelAsh: ...You call drooling hentai?
MEANWHILE, JESS IS FONDLING MIROKU (who is sweatdropping) WHILE SANGO LOOKS ON WITH A DEATH GLARE
Shippo: Hello! Are we going to do this or what? (sweatdrops) Adults......
SHIPPO GETS EVERYONE LINED UP AND DRAGS THE AUTHORS AWAY FROM THEIR RESPECTIVE GUYS
Jess: (cleaing her throat) Okay, this is how the parts are going to go... Kagome, you're Dorothy.
Kagome: Hai!
Jess: (with a twinkle in her eye) Miroku, you're the scarecrow.
Miroku: The one without the brain???
Jess: (grinning) ...
Jess: Sango, (checks notes and then pulls AngelAsh over) Is this right?
AngelAsh: Hai...
Jess: Otay Pankey. Sango, you're the Tinman, er, woman....
Sango: (sweatdrops) What are you implying?
AngelAsh: We all know Kikyo is the heartless one here, but it was either that or getting the house dropped on your head.
Kikyo: (death glares authors) Who are you calling heartless?
AUTHORS HAPPILY IGNORE THE DEAD WOMAN AND MOVE ON
Sango: I'll stick with the tin.
Jess: Shippo, you're Toto.
Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL!!
Authors: Problems??
Inuyasha: I wanna be Toto. (under his breath to Kagome) What the hell's a Toto?
Kagome: (sweatdrops) ...
Kouga: (evil grin) He's Dorothy's faithful companion.
Inuyasha: Fine then. I'm Toto.
Kagome: Uh, Inuyasha...
Authors: If he really wants to, who are to stop him. (evil grin)
Jess: Shippo, you're the Mayor of Munchkin Land.
Shippo: Sugoi!!
VARIOUS YOUKAI, WHO HAVE BEEN CAST AS MUNCHKINS, CRINGE
Jess: Kaede, you're Glenda, the Good Witch of the North.
Kaede: (stares at her costume in doubt) Pink be not my color.
AngelAsh: Yeah, yeah. Drop the Biblical lingo lady.
Jess: (sweatdrops) Moving on... Kouga, you're the Cowardly Lion.
Kouga: WHAT THE HELL!!
Inuyasha: (laughing hysterically on the floor)
Kagome: And who's the Wiz? (glaring at Inuyasha)
Jess: (with a Zellos look) Sore wa himitsu desu!
AngelAsh: Huh?!
Jess: I forgot, you haven't seen Slayers yet.
AngelAsh: Feh!
Inuyasha: That's MY line!
AngelAsh: Deal with it Toto.
JESS TRIES TO KEEP INUYASHA AND ANGELASH FROM KILLING EACH OTHER
Naraku: Who am I?
AUTHORS SHARE A LOOK BEFORE DISCLOSING THIS PARTICULAR ROLE
Jess: (trying not to snicker) The Witch of the West.
AngelAsh: WICKED Witch of the West
Jess: Details....
AngelAsh: He won't be happy unless he knows she's evil.
Naraku: She???!
EVERYONE FALLS TO FLOOR LAUGHING
Naraku: I'm outta here.
Jess: (baps Naraku over the head and drags him to the closet) We'll pull him out later after we 'negotiate'. Anyone else wanna protest?
Everyone including AngelAsh: ...
Authors: Good. On with the show!