Contest: Twilight of Craigslist AD Contest (Part I)
Title: Best Manny Ever
Rating: T
Word Count (minus A/N and header): 151
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Best. Manny. Ever. (NYC NY)
Date: 2011-10-22, 2:22PM EST
Reply to: manny4hire(at) gmail (dot) com
Hello Manhattan socialites and ladies who lunch! Are you in need of a care-giver for that offspring you popped out? Do you need someone to look after your precious, little angel while you go and get your nails did? Well look no further. I. Am. That. Guy.
But I'm a man you say. Well, what better than a dude to look after your kids. By hiring a stereotypical female nanny, you run the risk of that nanny banging your super-rich husband. Why dangle a pretty, young carrot in front of him?
By taking me on, you'll not only be the talk of all the playground mommies but you'll also be the envy of your socialite friends. Plus I've been told that I have a nice ass so you'll have some eye candy while your babies are being well-taken care of.
Hire me and it'll be the best decision you ever make!
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