A/N: I am likely going to regret this, but somebody has to set the bar. This is... well, you know what this is. It's the prototype of a Mary Sue made specifically for the Ghosts 1997 fandom on . Keep in mind the following character may be a Sue, but that doesn't mean somebody else's character who has one or two of the same qualities is one too.

Maestro: We're going to hell for this, aren't we?

Me: Probably.

Maestro: *facepalm*

O*O*O

Alyssa Christine Maybelle Jackie Angela Isabella Oprah Winfrey Wilhelmina Scarlett Ayumi Chuck Norris Warren the III (Oh Lord, this one's gonna be a doozy!) is the Mayor's seventeen year old daughter. (So she's underage, making the inevitable illegal.) She has strait long blond hair that falls past her knees and pale ice blue eyes. She so skinny she almost looks anorexick (Like Nicki Minaj.) and has huge b00bs. (Also like Nicki Minaj. What? You guys are all MJ fans, right?) People say she looks like the combination of a blonde Kristen Stewart (Maestro: *starts downing booze*) and Christine Daae from the Phantom of the Opera. (Gaston Leroux, I'm so sorry you had to be brought into this. I loved the book, I'm just trying to show that people copy good shit to put in their own regular shit...)

The mayor is super controlling over her because she always wears black clothes and makeup. (So she looks like an 80's Sarah Brightman. Staaaring into spaaace.) So she slits her wrists and is always super depressed. (O_o)

One day, when she was walking through the forest, she found Someplace Else and went inside without knocking, since all doors open for her. ("As all things, people or animals or lions and tigers and bears, completely love the Sue without reason." -William Shakespeare) There she met the Maestro, who turned out to be really nice, instead of weird and creepy like her dad said. (I love him too, but it's more so due to fascination. Meh.) Maestro fell in love with her immediately and they banged after only having known each other for a few minutes. On the floor. ALL NITE LOOOOOONG.

(Maestro: *chokes*)

It was hawt.

But then the mayor found out and got all angry pants and got an angry mob to follow him to Someplace Else. They would have killed Maestro if Alyssa hadn't saved him by using her magic powers to scare them off. Alas, she randomly got sick and died tragically in her lover's arms- but not before giving birth to the Antichrist in the form of Paris Renesmee Erica Samantha Fiona Cathy Onama Michelle Hilton Jackson, a plot hole so great that it blew up the canon and made the universe cease to exist altogether. Da End.

Maestro: *stares* Never. Do that. Again.

Me: I wasn't planning to.

So writers beware, for Sues run free amongst you. But where? You ask. Alas, they disguise themselves well, as mere hot chicks who screw the male lead. You know it to be true, for I have seen it amongst your fanfictions. Never mind your excuses for their symptoms; they are what they are. And the Michael Jackson fandom has far more than I have ever seen. Remember, they can be saved, but not if you are so attached to them that you yourself praise them to the point of wanting to be them! Halt the sexual fantasies and create something your idol would be proud of! Stop acting like the lesser-known MJ equivelent of a middle aged Twilight mom! AND USE COMMAS!

Thank you for reading. :D