Hey, dood! Just so you know, this is a crossover with Fairy Tail, The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., and Ouran Highschool Host Club, dood. This just randomly popped into my head, and my head is a little… strange, so this might be a weird story, dood. I apologize for any OCCness, dood.
Enjoy!
-Bean
One completely average morning, in a completely average house, a completely average man woke up. He stood up, and got ready, like he normally did. He got in his car, and, like any other person, drove to his work, a small cafe in the center of town.
However, what he did next made what should have been a normal day, into the strangest day of his life.
The man ran a tiny cafe in the center of town, like I said a moment ago. One of the things his cafe was known for was its cake.
The man was so talented at baking cake, he was known all around the world. His most famous dish was his Velvet Cream Cake.
He did not invent this recipe, but was so talented at making it, everyone believed he had invented it.
That man opened up his cafe, and began baking the cake.
He then took out a sign, and placed it on the windowsill, where anyone passing would be able to see it. That sign read…
Our Legendary Velvet Cream Cake is Half Off!
Today Only!
Come in Quick, or we Might Sell Out!
The man turned around, and walked back to the kitchen, not aware of the grave mistake he had just made.
Halfway across the world, a seventeen-year-old boy, with bright pink hair, sat up quickly.
His name was Saiki Kusuo, and he was a Physic.
He also had a huge sweet tooth.
Using his physic abilities, he realized that, today only, one of the most famous dishes in the world was Half-Off.
Saiki jumped up, and immediately disappeared.
Do not worry, my dear reader. He is fine. Nothing bad has happened to him. He didn't disappear. You just aren't looking in the right area.
Halfway across the world, in a land known as America, a seventeen-year-old boy, with bright pink hair appeared out of nowhere.
Understand it yet?
Saiki just teleported.
After standing there for a moment to clear his head, Saiki began walking towards the cafe, determined to get the last remaining cake.
Little did he know, several others had the same idea.
At the same time that Saiki arrived at the small town, a red-haired wizard named Erza was finishing up a job in the same town.
Coincidence?
I think not.
The young wizard had purposely chosen this job, not because it was easy, but because of the location. She didn't even care about the Jewel she would get for this.
All she wanted was cake.
Much like Saiki, Erza also had an impressive sweet tooth.
I feel bad for those who have dared attempt to take Erza's cake…
Erza quickly finished gathering all the purple mushrooms she could find. She then shoved them into the arms of the woman who had requested them, then rushed off towards the cafe, just as a pink-haired boy appeared.
Now, my dear reader, where could the third one have gone? I could have sworn there were three people searching for the cake…
Ah! There he is!
Do you not see him?
Look, he is in that car, right there!
The one behind Erza's ear!
No… It moved…
There! By Saiki's Power Limiting Device!
Do you see it now, dear reader? That fancy-looking car? Yes, That is the one!
Now, let us wait one moment…
"Come on, Takashi! Let's go eat some cake!"
There he is, my dear reader! Our third contestant!
Now, let us watch how events unfold from here…
"Come on, Takashi! Hurry up!"
"I'm coming…"
Erza was now only a couple feet away from the door, when a whirlwind came out of nowhere and knocked her aside.
Standing up, she realized it had not been a whirlwind that had crashed into her, but a small boy, with honey-colored hair.
That was, in fact the small boy's nickname, Honey.
"Mitsukuni! Are you alright?"
Erza looked up, to see a tall man, with short, black hair, reaching out towards her to help her up.
Unbeknownst to her, she began to blush.
"I'm alright!" The little boy grabbed the man's hand, and jumped up. "Now let's get some cake!"
Just then, Erza realized why they were here.
They wanted to steal her cake.
The young wizard's eyes filled with fire as she leaped up, and began to run towards the door.
The small boy was already running from excitement.
The pink-haired teen, who everyone had forgotten about, was only a foot away from the door.
They all reached it at the same time.
Needless to say, they did not all fit.
After a moment, they all managed to get through.
Erza, Honey, and Saiki all stepped up to the counter.
Together, almost as if they were one person, they said,
"I'm here for the cake."
Well, Erza and Honey said it. Saiki actually broadcasted his thoughts… Nevermind. You get it, right?
The man behind the counter fidgeted nervously.
"Ermm.. Well.. You see… There's only one slice left, and I'm not sure who came in first…"
And with that, the battle for the cake began.
I know this is not very good, seeing as I am writing it at midnight, but please tell me what you think! Peace out, dood!
-Bean