A few notes about this fanfic must be passed, not even all chapter will have a fix time line or a right away follow up and one more thing, I intent to have different character to do the narration from time to time, not just Unohana or Mayuri.

This chapter passes before the Soul Society Arc.

And remember, Bleach is not mine; it belongs to Tite Kubo, unfortunately.

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Soutaicho always saw the other captains like they were his children, and as a good father he always kept a watchful eye on them.

So when Capitan Hitsugaiya shouted in exasperation that Capitan Mayuri was using the 4th division Capitan's haori, it wasn't all a shock to him, but he could assure that after that it was down the hill on that beautiful Sunday morning.

"Oh, God! This is worse than that time when I found Matsumo naked on my office after one of her drinking parties." shouted the younger member of the 13 Capitan's.

"Why? You gay?" everyone turned their heads to stare at Kenpachi and Hitsugaiya when he said that, well not everyone, Byakuya was staring at Unohana with a small twitch on his left cheek, Kyohaku was giving Mayuri his thumbs up and mouthing something to him and the Soutaicho was having a great time watching Unohana act like nothing was happening and humming a lose tune to herself and Mayuri giving' his middle finger to Kyohaku over Hitsugaiya head.

"It's like this," Kenpachi was trying to explain his reaction to his captains' fellows, but failing miserably. "Is not like I don't find this mess very fucked up, but why seeing your supper hot vice - Capitan naked bad?"

"Would you like seeing your sister naked? Well, that's how I fell about..."

"Why are talking about you and not about the fact that Unohana is not using her usual haori also?" the attention turned to Soifong who was a step behind the backwards braided Capitan.

"And? Which number is it?" Gin looked even more like a gleefully fox when her asked Soifong, he was almost jumping on his spot besides Aizen.

"A big 12. Is a good thing they don't differed much in size or they would have figured out and we wouldn't have this great time we're...OUCH!", you is a bad thing when you see the most calm person in Soul Society hit the Capitan of the ninjas division with the hilt of her zanpakuto in the stomach without living her place or stop smiling, and is probably why almost all of them took a step back, Mayuri and Soutaicho were pretending nothing was happening.

"I guess I should adjourn this meeting, seems like we won't get anything done today, you may all go." not needing to be told twice all the Capitan's were already gone by the end of the sentence, living Soutaicho alone lathing at the things one must endure to be Soutaicho.

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Sorry about the mistakes at teaser, I hope is better now. Any problems, doubts, compliments and even critics, are all welcomed to improvements.