Better.

Haruhi, you're a whore~ ;3

WARNING: If you love that sorry excuse for a human being, don't read this! FLAMES WILL BE USED TO BOIL MY WATER SO I CAN MAKE RAMEN. This is a parody I made.. because I saw a HikaHaru picture, so… I'm letting my anger out XD Oh, and .. this is stupid and small T.T But what to do, go to hell Haruhi and all who like her.

Summary : I just wrote how Ouran would've been better… :3

To all the readers : If you hate Haruhi, fav. This! xD

This takes place as Haruhi almost smashed the fucking vase T.T


"Opps~ You almost broke this~" Hunny smiled and caught the vase.

"I-I'm so sorry!" the stupid girl cried and ran out

"Weird kid," Tamaki said.

"He bores us~" the Hitachiin twins said in unison.

"We're going to open soon," Kyouya said and walked away.

"Alright~ Places everybody`" Tamaki sang and walked to his usual place.

While nobody saw, the twins gave each other small kisses, "We'll continue tonight." They said quietly then greeted their first guest.


And that, my dear fangirls is how Ouran should've been. See~ Kyouya X Tamaki, Mori X Hunny and most importantly HIKARU X KAORU. T_T BUT NOOOOO THERE HAD TO BE ONE TOO MANY. (I do now own anything, please don't sue me xD) And if you flame, I don't care! It'll actually make me smile~ ^^ Because I know that I've successfully pissed off losers like you, flamers! To the ones who enjoyed this : Lol, Sorry I didn't make it longer… and how come I'm not even close to my 50 reviews? D: Was my story bad? *cries*

Please review! (Flame if you want assholes.)

Oh, and all my cursing was for the damn whore lovers, not you my lovely HikaKao readers~ ^^ =3