Invader zim, miyuki, the tallest, GIR, Skoodge, and irken technology all belong to the amazing jhonen vasquez and nickelodeon. The triplets, Em, and Skittles are creations of mine. Don't forget to rate and review!

Tallest Miyuki was born with a rare defect that made her able to reproduce. She got pregnant, and used a hologram while the pregnancy showed. When she gave birth, she had to hide the smeets because the smeetery wouldnt record them as true irkens and they may get killed. She got some paks for them, and raised them by herself hidden in the massive. She never revealed who the dad was, and for some reason they didn't need PAKs for living, just for communication and for those handy dandy metal legs. While the triplets were still young smeets, Miyuki was killed and red/purple took over. A few of Miyukis most trusted servants who knew they existed helped the triplets escape the massive in a stolen ripper ship and sent them to a safe, unknown planet.

That planet was earth. Several decades after they arrived they discovered another irken in a horrible disguise known as Zim. He was astounded by their height and told them they might be taller than the tallests. They measured themselves and he was right. They were all exactly the same height down to the last micrometer and they were about 18 earth centimeters taller than the tallests. After much discussion, they decided to pack up and leave earth. After all, it was their duty and they were getting to be too tall to pass as humans on Earth anyways. And although one idea of using holograms to pass as young giraffes was cute, it just wasn't going to happen.

"I still don't like the idea of this.." Sal said.

"Me neither. I like my thumbs!" youngest Mal said.

They had stated that fact several times, and in truth, deep down inside me I didn't really look forward to the daunting task of ruling the most powerful race in the universe and getting my thumb chopped off in front of thousands of irkens as well as those corsets that make you look bulimic.

"Well, its kind of our responsibility." I offered.

"What about that Zim guy? Hes nice. Why are we leaving him here? What is he even doing here in the first place?" Mal asked.

"I don't know why he's here. He's not an invader, I can't find him in my computer anywhere." its like he's been wiped from existence, I thought.

I put the last of our belongings in the ripper that we stole from the Massive so long ago. I guess it doesn't really matter now, does it? I think to myself. We will own the massive pretty soon.

"I want to drive!" Mal exclaims and runs into the ship. Me and Sal look at eachother for a moment and then follow behind.

"No Mal, you can barely drive a human golf cart. What makes you think you can drive a piece of irken technology?" Sal says it like shes mom.

Mals face fell. "Shes right, you know." I said to Mal. "Why don't you go sit with skittles?"

Skittle is our chinchilla. She was just so cute at the pet store, I couldn't resist it. Sal didn't approve at first, but now we all like her. We named her after the earth food, because it was colorful and fun.

Sal starts up the boosters, and before we know it, I get my last glimpse of earth. Goodbye to the past, time to start over. The little blue dot fades into oblivion.

"Did I ever tell you guys I'm a little claustrophobic?" Mal states with an alarmed look on her face.

Me and Sal groan.