I hope everyone will enjoy this one-shot, possible crack-fic. I've been wanting to write a fic about this and some other ideas.

The Great Hall was full and loud with students. Everyone became quiet when the candles dimmed and the windows blacked out. The ceiling became a starry night sky.

Suddenly on the opposite side of the teachers a light came on. It looked like a screen projector, but most didn't know that. Words appeared on the screen saying

"Curo and Lux present to the students and staff, The Mysterious Ticking Noise."

Most were confused at this while the muggleborns were getting excited.

A ticking noise started around the hall. It was like surround sound. A puppet that looked like Snape appeared on screen. He said:

What is that mysterious ticking noise? It's not here, not over there. It's kind of…catchy.

The puppet starts looking around, as if to see if there was anyone around to catch him. The Gryffindors have started sniggering at this. The Hufflepuffs looked terrified that someone might get in trouble. While Ravenclaws were watching to see what happens. The Slytherins looked confused and scandalized.

Snape said "I DO NOT sound like that."

Then the singing began:

Snape, Snape. Severus Snape. Snape, Snape. Severus Snape.

Snape looked insulted at this and like he wanted to yell at who was responsible.

Then on screen a blue starred dressed puppet jumped up and screamed:

Dumbledore. Puppet Snape continued: Snape, Snape. Severus Snape. Dumbledore. Snape, Snape. Severus Snape.

Dumbledore started chuckling as he saw that he appeared. The two continued to the ticking noise when a red head came on screen saying in a girlish voice:

Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley. Dumbledore. Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley. The Snape Puppet was continuing at the same time as the other two.

When Ron saw himself on screen his face turned that famous Weasley Red. The twins started pointing at their brother and said "that's our Ronniekins."

A brunette appeared with a deeper voice than Ron saying:

Hermione…Hermione…Hermione.

Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley. Dumbledore.

Snape, Snape. Severus Snape.

Hermione's face was doing a great impression of the Weasley Red when she appeared. She was also wondering if she really sounded that way. Lavender staged whispered "she's better as a puppet." It continued with the multiple puppets at once. Then a brunette with glasses appeared saying really quickly:

Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Oh. Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Oh.

Hermione…Hermione…Hermione.

Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley. Dumbledore.

Snape, Snape. Severus Snape.

Harry's face flushed and blushed. He didn't like that he was in the video. By this time the other students were watching with rapt attention. A few were looking between the puppet and the actual person.

When Puppet Snape and Puppet Harry started battle out with saying:

Snape. Harry. Snape. Harry.

Several people started laughing out loud, and even more laughed when a naked Dumbledore screamed his name. Hermione tried to hide when she coasted in the background.

The people from the video were either enjoying it, trying to disappear, or were hoping to disappear themselves. Then they all began to sign together:

Singing a song, all day long at HOG~~WARTS.

The five minus Dumbledore froze and stared at the screen. Then Ron had to say:

I found the source of the ticking noise. It's a pipe bomb.

Hermione and Harry say: Yay!

All muggleborns, some Halfbloods and one or two Purebloods paled a bit. Then lights went off on screen when the bomb went off. The students that didn't know what a bomb was jumped when it went off.

Then a white hairless puppet appeared. He gave an evil laugh and started tapping the noise.

Voldemort, Voldemort, ohh. Voldie, Voldie, Voldie, Voldemort.

Everyone jumped when his name was said. Some even fainted for the repetition. Most Slytherins were appalled when he mucked up his own name.

The video came to a close. Then it said

Thank you for watching a video sent from Curo and Lux. Don't worry students you shall hear from us soon.

The screen cut off and the lights came on. There was a moment of stunned silence before the whispers broke out. Snape was anger to have his name used in it. He started towards the twins and dragged them out. The twins were saying that they didn't do it. They wished they did but they didn't. The rest of the Hogwarts population could hear them protesting while they were being dragged away.

The video became a big part of gossip for a good while. Most were hopping the Curo and Lux wouldn't wait too long. The Ravenclaws were wondering when had done that. The Hufflepuffs enjoyed the video and made references to it often. The Gryffindors had smiles on their faces. The Slytherins were still scandalized from it.

The Golden Trio talked about it after the embarrassment went down. Hermione was trying to figure out how that was possible and who set it up. Ron and Harry were both laughing and trying to forget it.

A/N: The song and video comes from the Youtube series called the Potter Puppet Pals.

My friend and I might come up with more ideas for this. This is a crack-fic. If you readers have any ideas please message me about those. My friend and I can only come up with so many ideas.