2008: A Space Owen
It's time for Total Drama Action to lift off as Beth, Courtney, Duncan, Owen, and Harold compete in space-themed challenges in order to win immunity. Beth and Courtney start to feel a strain on their recently made alliance, while Owen still can't shake off his guilt of being under Chris's employment. After a number of calculations, Harold believes that Owen is a traitor among the cast, but he is unable to warn the other remaining contestants yet, but gets Duncan eliminated instead.
(Duncan and Harold outside trailers, listening to Beth and Courtney's fight)
Harold: (worried) Whoa, the girls are really going at it in there.
Duncan: (amused) Yeah, it's the astro-hot versus the astro-not. I love a good catfight.
Harold: I too love a good catfight. But ones with real cats who wear tiny boxing gloves.
Duncan: (raises eyebrow at Harold, annoyed)
(Inside trailers)
Courtney: (angry) I can't believe you went against me like that!
Beth: (angry) Hey, you deserved it for being so mean and bossy towards me.
Courtney: (offended) Ugh! Well, if that's how you feel, the girl alliance is over!
Beth: (turns away angrily) Fine!
Courtney: (turns away angrily) Fine!
(Confessional)
Courtney: (annoyed) As usual, I'm better off on my own. There's no team in "I". So from now on, it's the Courtney alliance. (serious) And I'm in it to win it.
(End confessional)
(Harold sitting alone outside trailer, writing down calculations)
Owen: (walks up to Harold) Yo-yo, what's up, H-man?
Harold: (annoyed) What's it to you, trait- (realizes what he said) (nervously) I mean uh, nothing! Nothing at all!
Owen: (confused) Huh? Um, what's going on?
Harold: (nervously) Um… it's none of your business, okay?! (runs away)
Owen: (confused) Dude, what's up with him?
(Confessional)
Harold: (serious) I've been doing some calculations. And Owen was apparently the only person not accounted for at the time of the fuselage malfunction. And I WAS going to ask him where he was, but it's best to not risk it for now. But still, he can't fart his way out of this one. (pulls out Owen's trophy) One way or another, math never lies, but Owen the traitor does! Hi-yah! (karate chops trophy in half)
(End confessional)
(Beth exits trailer, Harold pulls Beth into bushes)
Beth: (annoyed) Hey!
Harold: SHH!
Beth: (confused) Harold? What's going on?
Harold: Beth, who are you gonna vote off?
Beth: (worried) Um, it's Courtney. Why do you ask?
Harold: Figures. But listen, I need you to vote off someone else instead.
Beth: (worried) What? Why?
Harold: (serious) Look Beth, this is hard to explain but… (looks around) (whispers in Beth's ear)
Beth: (denial) That's insane! He would never do that to us!
Harold: I know, and I'm still not sure about that either, but we don't want him to know that now. Please, Beth.
Beth: (unsure) Hmmm.
Harold: (sighs in defeat) I know I'm going to regret this but… if you keep it a secret, I'll… give you a kiss.
Beth: (excited) Deal!
Harold: (cringes in disgust)
(Gilded Chris Ceremony)
Chris: And five shall soon become four as we bid farewell to another cast member. Everyone, cast your votes.
Duncan: (smug) This'll teach you to mess with my (votes) Scruffy.
Harold: (angry) (whispers) You got lucky, traitor. (votes)
Owen: (pondering) Hmm. (shrugs) Oh well, might as well be (votes) somebody.
Beth: (angry) The girl alliance is over so this is what you get, and for (votes) Harold!
Courtney: (annoyed) (to camera) Back off! There's a reason this is called secret voting, people. (votes privately)
Chris: And the gilded Chris goes to… (throws gilded Chris) Beth, Owen, Courtney, (Harold quivering in fear, Duncan crosses arms determined) aaaand… (throws gilded Chris) Harold! (Harold catches gilded Chris in victory, Duncan and Courtney shocked)
Courtney: (angry) WHAT?! Wait a minute, this has to be a mistake!
Chris: (smirks) Nope. No mistake this time. Three votes Duncan, two votes Harold. (Courtney distressed) Sorry Duncan, your lame-o-sine awaits.
Duncan: (looks around, gasps in shock) (drops head in defeat, walks off)
Harold: (devious smile) (runs up to Duncan, pulls Duncan's pants down)
Duncan: (embarrassed) HEY! (Chef carries Duncan off) (sighs in defeat) I kinda had it coming. (annoyed) But come on! I mean fifth place? Doris's the one who SQUASHED MY SCRUFFY! (Chef throws Duncan in lame-o-sine) Just you wait, nerd! You hear me?!
Courtney: (distressed) BYE, HONEY! I'LL WAIT FOR YOU!
Duncan: (irritated) You haven't seen the LAST OF ME!
Chris: (smug) We'll see about that.
(Lame-o-sine drives away high speed)
Chris: You'll see how our remaining contestants suffer. Next time, on Total, Drama, Action!
Lame-o-sine: Duncan
Duncan: (lamenting) Well, I guess fifth place is better than sixth place. But it would of been sweet if I made all the way to the end (angry) over Harold the nerdling! (smiles) But at least I almost got third place in the school archery competition. Till I shot an arrow through the principal's butt! (laughs) You should've seen his face! And also have another two years of detention to look forward to when I get back. (proud) I get to hang with all the loser kids! They do my homework for me and stuff! You could say that I'm their leader! Man, and just wait till they hear I have a girlfriend now! (worried) But...do I have to tell them it's Scruffy?