Hello. If you are reading this, then you are about to experience a longish story. Don't worry, it's not an extremely long like some other stories. But you must read this if you are a fan of the classic series of Spyro the Dragon.

If you've played the very first Spyro game, then you may have fought a guy named Toasty. If you have NEVER gotten up to Toasty (which is the first boss), then I feel sorry for you. Anyway, when you first confront Toasty, he looks like a scarecrow wearing witch's clothing and holding the Grim Reaper's scythe. However, after you flame him the second time, his real form is exposed. He ends up being a sheep wearing stilts. But do you want to know where he got that idea from? That's right, he saw me, the REAL Toasty, and made a costume of me in Spyro 1.

My name actually is Toasty. I'm not lying. And yes, I actually am a scarecrow wearing witch's clothing and holding the Grim Reaper's scythe. That stupid sheep was pretending to be me. I don't know why that sheep was trying to look like me. Maybe he was getting revenge on Spyro after he killed all of the sheep. Anyway, I actually don't work for Gnasty Gnorc. If anything, he should work for me. You know why? Because I'm just scarier than him. Yes, I am very scary looking. And I'm also cooler than him.

Hopefully in the future, some gaming company will buy Spyro from Activision and scrap the whole Sky-Landers thing (which is the new Spyro that makes him look ugly) and bring back the original series. No, not the Legend of Spyro, but the ones before that. And hopefully they'll put me, the REAL Toasty, in whatever game they can come up with, as long as it's based off of Spyro 1,2,3, or even 4 (Enter The Dragonfly.) Long live Toasty!