A/N: I find it fitting that my first [and probably only] songfic is a parody. "Tim McGraw" by Taylor Swift. I love her. She's one of my very favourite singers. "She sing from the heart!" as my Russian ballet teacher puts it.
He said the way my zanpakutou shined
Put the streetlamps to shame that night
I said shut up strawberry
Just a human boy and his absurdly strong spiritual powers
That attracted me to him in the first place
But now it's because I love him
And I was right there beside him
For two way too short months
And then the time I was kidnapped by my brother and childhood friend
And sentenced to death
Well when you think Hollows
I hope you think the way we met
On that night, so randomly
The moon so far, far away
When you think happiness
I hope you think my black shinigami uniform
Think of me living in your closet
And your sister's pajamas that I stole
When you think Hollows
I hope you think of me
My imprisonment in Soul Society brought a few tears
And thanking the gods that you weren't gonna try to rescue me
And get killed~
But then you risked your life for me
And I thought 'If I ever get my hands on him
I'll kill him myself'
It's hard not to bitchslap you for being such a baka
And looking back on all of that
I think I just might have to anyway
Well when you think Hollows
I hope you think the way we met
On that night, so randomly
The moon so far, far away
When you think happiness
I hope you think my black shinigami uniform
Think of me living in your closet
And your sister's pajamas that I stole
When you think Hollows
I hope you think of me
And I'm back for the first time since then I'm
Standing below your classroom window
At first I thought I'd just leave a note but then decided to screw you over and have all
these strange-looking people act like your best friends
In front of your classmates
Well when you think Hollows
I hope you think the way we met
On that night, so randomly
The moon so far, far away
When you think happiness
I hope you think my black shinigami uniform
Think of me living in your closet
And your sister's pajamas that I stole
When you think Hollows
I hope you think of me
He said the way my violet eyes shined
Put the raindrops to shame that night
I said shut up strawberry
N/A: Well! I actually REALLY liked how this turned out. Yeah. So the rhythm is EXTREMELY screwed up. But oh well. I laughed so hard while writing this. Oh yeah, my favourite part would either be the end, which is adorable and angsty at the same time, or the "And then the time I was kidnapped by my brother and childhood friend/ And sentenced to death" Please Review! ~xo