AN: Yami! Welcome to our small plays. Performed by Anime characters!
Locki: Up first is Yu-gi-oh acting out- Free Hair Dews!
Hikari: ENJOY!
Disclaimer: Ya ya. We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh
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first zone: YGO-Free hair dews
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curtain rises*Joey: *leans over Tea* What are you reading?
Tea: *Jumps up.* They are having a grand opening sell at the Salon, The first five customers get there hair done...Free! Let's all get are hair done.
Yugi: Sure! I guess it would be nice to change my hair.
Marik: Hmm I'll go!
Everyone: O_O
Ryo: I'll go too. Come on Yami! Come on Bakura.
They all dance down the street breaking into a dance
Everyone: We're going to the beauty shop, gonna get are hair done!
Tea: *Spins* We're gonna look so good! Oh yeah. *falls on bottom.*
Everyone else: *walks over Tea* We're going to the beauty shop and it's going to be fun!
Tea: *gets up* Wait for me!!!!
*watching from far away is Pegasus watching them with a lonely look on his face.*
Pegasus: How lonely life will always be! *singing* They are going with out me! *holds out hands* But they shall pay! *grins and does the russion dance.* They all will have bad hair days!
*is surrounded by cards*
Cards: He swears it, He swears it.
Pegasus: Bad hair days!!!
Cards: He means it, he means it!
Pegasus: They shall pay.
Mystical elf: And you know that he is cruel!
Cards: Cruel! Cruel to the bone!
Mystical elf: And you know that he is mean!
Cards: *start spinning around him* So mean! Evil and cold as stone!
Pegasus: *gets into his car and drives. With the cards dancing. (they are as small as crickets) * Yes I know what I shall do.....
Cards: *all looked suprised.* What shall he do!
Pegasus: I shall get there before they do!
Cards: That is what he shall do!
Pegasus: And they shall pay for not inviting me!
*the beaty shop.* Pegasus goes in and sends the hair dressers into another dimension. Then he dresses in there uniform, a pink skirt and white shirt. He puts on a red wing and puts his hair up. still hiding the millenium eye.
********* Back to where Yugi is.************
Tea: Yeah! We are almost there! *they walk into the shop*
Pegasus: *chewing on gum* So... *coughs, now he sounds like a girl.* Who goes first?
Tea: *Pushes Yami forward.* Him!
Yami: Oh no! Not me!
Tea: Come on it will be fun!
Pegasus: *puts hands up and moves his waist doing a weird little jig.* OOOOhhhhh! I'm getting a vision! *pulls Yami down on chair.*
Yami: What did I ever do to deserve this?
Pegasus: Oooooh I'm gonna make you a star, instead of bizarre! *starts chopping at his hair with scissors. and a couple moments later spins Yami around.* There I'm all done!
Yami: How do I look?
Everyone: O_O
Yami: Well?
Everyone: ................
Yami: *goes to mirror* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (his hair is done like elvises, all black.)
Pegasus: *spinning gum around his finger.* Who's next? *bashes eyelashes.*
Everyone but Tea: TEA *points to her.*
Tea: No.
Yami: It was your Idea.
Tea: No than....
Pegasus: *does the weird jig again and pulls her done into the chair.* ooooooohhhhhh I'm getting a vision! * Chops at Teas hair. A few moments later.* Done! *spins her around*
Everyone but Tea: *Bursts out into laughter.*
Bakura: *wiping a tear from his eye* That's the perfect look for you!
Yugi: I'm ....*laughs* ........sorry.....*giggles*.....I can't help..*falls on the floor in laughter.*
Pegasus: *blinks* I think it looks nice!
Tea: *Goes to mirror* AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My Hair! *jumps on hair dresser.* Die Bitch!
*Her hair is all gone except for the middle of her head were a few strands of now gray hair is sticking up* Die!
Yami: Don't do that! *pulls Tea off, then turns to hair dresser.* We demand are money back.
Pegasus: *laughs* But Yami-Boy those hair cuts were for free. Remember?
Yugi: I know that voice!!
(Music scene again)
Pegasus: *pulls of dress, he suprisingly is back in his normal red texedo, make up free and white hair again.* Yes. It's me. Mu-ha-ha-ha. Your all mine! *sings* Mu-ha ha ha. Yes your all mine.
Tea: Why would you do this? *tiptoes behind Yami, stepps on Yamis boot.*
Yami: Don't step on my black colored boots! *sings that to the tune of elvises blue sway shoes.*
Pegasus: You never invited me! You all deserve to pay! *Holds out scizzors* Now prepare to meet your doom!!!!!
*curtain falls* Audience (made up of anime characters claps. The Yu-gi-oh cast comes out and bows before heading back.)
*end*
Yami: Next is Witch Hunter robin!
Locki: What happens when Amon loses a bet?
Hikari: Find out next time.
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