His guardian maniac.

O.k. go easy on me this is my first real fan-fic. It's about Johnny and Squee after Johnny comes back. I haven't really read Squee but I'm working on it. It kinda takes place 9 years after JTHM left off with him telling Squee he's not gonna see him for awhile. Eventually Squee moves in with Johnny and Johnny finds out a little secret about Squee. Oh and for the story to work I have set what age both of them were when JTHM ended. Since Jhonen never said what ages they were I deduced that Nny was around his early to mid-twenties and Squee was around 5-7. For this particular story Nny was 20 and Squee was 7. Well now that that's out of the way we can begin with our story.

Oh yeah rated for later chapter….

Disclaimer: Oh yes All characters © My lord and master Jhonen Vasquez

I don't own them, though I wish I did…

Chapter 1 And now he returns…

"Good luck, Squee. Sleep tight" Nny said as he left the window to his house and Squee could feel himself get sleepy he closed his eyes and opened then again to see his room, although it was very different when he was a child.

Childish posters and doodles were replaced with band posters and dark-stylistic drawings and one piece of paper specially taken care of. The piece of paper was old and worn the only thing that could still be read clearly was "Hapy Noole Bo." Shmee was sitting on the night stand missing his eye and he looked like some one had ripped out more stuffing than he was already missing.

"No Shmee I'm fine," Todd said to the bear as he looked out the window. "You know Shmee, Mr. Neighbor man wasn't really that bad," Mr. Neighbor's mailbox was over flowing and grass had actually begun to grow on the ground.

He continued "I mean he did save me that one time from that rapist guy at the mall and if it weren't for him smashing dad with that robot toy dad would still be here telling me how I ruined his life."

Squee looked much different than he did 9 years ago. He had grown lankier and very pale, plus he had started going over to the "neighbor's" house, every now and then he would run out screaming, usually because he found another horribly mangled and decayed corpse, but he was getting used to that. He did though in one of the lower rooms find some really cool black and white paintings that he had slowly been bring up. But now he was sitting in his room hovering over his easel, still trying to find some inspiration. Suddenly squealing tires were heard and a beat up old car screeched into the drive way. A man in a black cloak steps out of the car, unlocks the door to the house, turns around, grabs all the mail and enters the house.

"No, it couldn't be…no I'm seeing things" Squee said as he jumped up from his bed, "Need to go to the mall, need brain freezy, need new trench coat, oohh trench coat." Todd grabbed his wallet, his hoodie, and his spiked hat.

He walked passed his mom's bedroom; she was passed out on the bed, and walked out of the house. It was a short walk to the bus stop; unfortunately Jem, Stacie, and Bridgette were sitting on the bench. 'I wonder why Jem's boyfriend isn't giving them a ride.' He had no problem with the girls but some one told Derek; head of the football team and Jem's boyfriend, that he had called her a bitch, which lead to Derek kicking Squee's ass. Todd stopped a few feet from where the bench was and was willing to wait there but Stacie noticed him.

"Hey Todd! Come sit with us!" Stacie yelled as she waved her arms wildly in the air. Squee couldn't be rude if his life depended on so he sat down in between Bridgette and Stacie. Stacie slinked her arm around his and smiled.

"So where are you going Todd?" Bridgette asked as she put her hand up to shield the sun.

"Just needed to get out of the house," he stated plainly.

"Well wanna come with us?" Stacie asked as her cheerleading skirt began to ride up as she crossed her legs.

Meanwhile a dark shaded figure looked out of his window at the boy, as dark as he was, sitting and talking nicely with cheerleaders! "I better keep an eye on that boy…"

"I'm fine, but thanks for asking" Squee replied as the bus pulled up.

All of them boarded the bus and picked the large seat in the back. Squee just sat there as the three girls chattered on, his mind kept coming back to the man that entered Mr. Neighbor's house. 'It couldn't have been him, he wouldn't have been.. .'

"Hey Todd, isn't this your stop?" Jem asked kicking him out of his trance.

"Yeah, thanks, bye," he said as he got up, but Stacie brought him down into hug and kissed his cheek.

"See you at school Monday" Stacie said as she giggled to her friends. Why she had a crush on him he would never figure out, but it was nice to have some one be nice to him besides him "posse".

Squee exited the bus and walked into the mall, it was a huge building with three stories, all though the top was a movie theater. "Ok first place to go, need something to drink," he said as he headed for the food court

2 hours later he had bought a new trench coat, with bondage-straight jacket like straps, and played at least 19 games of DDR. He looked at his watch seeing that he had already missed the bus that would take him home. "Better go out the back," he said to himself as he exited the building in to an alley.

When he got out he saw Stacie sitting on a dumpster smoking, she looked sad.

"Hey," he said plainly, she lifted her head and nodded at him. "What are you doing out here by yourself?" Squee asked her.

"Well we first ran across Bridgette's boyfriend so she left so they could do it in his car, then Derek showed up and he a Jem went off to his car, probably to have sex to, hence leaving me all alone," she said as she took another drag of he cigarette and offered it to him.

"No thanks, I don't smoke, well I'm sorry. You should probably head home, it's not safe here at this hour." He looked around and didn't see any one but he was still couscous.

"It seems every one has some one except me," she said as she got up and put out her cigarette, "But I'm gonna change that!" Suddenly she grabbed him and pulled him into a kiss. This was the last thing he had expected, but he had to admit it felt good. Her tongue was like an eel in his mouth and her hands were wrapped tightly around his neck. His long boney fingers grasped her waist, her skin was so soft. Suddenly she pulled away. "I-I-I'm sorry…" she said then turned around and ran off to the bus stop.

"Whoa," was all he could mutter as he stumbled out of the alley. That was the best kiss he had ever had in his life.

As he walked down the street the street lamps flickered as he saw a couple on a bench. The girl looked like she was struggling and the guy was pressing himself on her. "No stop!" he could hear her say. The girl tried to get up but the guy pulled her back down.

"Hey leave her alone!" Squee said as he approached the bench.

"Leave, now Todd!" He recognized that voice, it was Jem.

"No, he can't treat you like that," he said as he pulled Derek off of her.

"You should have left, runt," Derek yelled as he through a fist at Todd. It collided with his jaw and sent him flying. Derek than began to kick Squee in the chest as Jem tried to stop him. "Get off me, bitch!" he said as he shoved her to the ground.

Squee could barely see out of his eyes, blood obstructed his vision. Suddenly Derek screamed and fell on the ground next to Squee, the back of his head cut off. Todd could see a stickly figure holding a knife standing over him; 'Dear God, I don't wanna die…' was his last thought before he passed out.

When he woke up he was in Mr. Neighbor's house on a small couch. "What's going on?" he asked as he looked around. "I thought you would be asleep longer after a fight like that," came a voice; it caused Squee to jump up off the coach and slam to the floor. "Calm down, Squee, you act like you just saw a ghost…"

Squee couldn't believe his eyes, he really was back. Squee stood up, walked of to him, and hugged him.

"Squee, don't touch Nny!" Johnny said freaking out. Johnny didn't look much different than he did 9 years ago.

"What happened to you?" Todd said looking at Nny.

"Well let me tell you…"

So what do y'all think of it? Please review, because I suck…

P.s. I know it's short but I did my best.