Bella and Her Pimps
Summary: What if Bella and the Quileute boys where the best of friends and that they lived together. What if they to transferred to Forks High School where Edward and his family lives? With Bella's accidents, the Quileute boys pranks and the Cullen's irritation… … … … what do you think will happen?
Read and find out…
Start of the story…
The silence of the peaceful night echoed throughout the house. Well… not exactly… yeeaah… not even close…
"ahh… Quil!" screams Jacob.
"Sam…!" yells Quil.
"Embry… that's it… ah" moans Sam.
"Mmmhhh…" Embry added.
And lastly, "oh god!" Jacob screams.
"Shut up." I screamed while banging the wall harshly because don't you know it, my roomos exactly next to Jacob's room. Which, sucks for me, because they won't ever leave me alone. Now they're trying to piss me off by screaming like their trying t rape each other. "Someone is trying to sleep here! May I remind you that we have to wake up early tomorrow because we're leaving tomorrow? I don't want to suffer! I also don't want eye bags as a 50 cent coin!" I mean come on, if you guys wanted to screme like your being raped be my guest!!! But please, could you not do it a 2 fucking 30 in the fucking morning because as I said I'm trying to sleep here!!! If you want you, go outside and rape a fucking pole for all I care! Just please, let me sleep!!!"
"Wow… she's pissed" Embry states.
"Ding Ding Ding… and our winner is… Captain Obvious… when did you figure that out?" I yelled.
As you can see, I'm a person that loves sleep so… If you still want to keep your heads or precious jewel... then I suggest that you DO NOT disturb me.
If this is what happens in the morning, find out what will happen at breakfast…
Here's a clue…
Sarcasm
Tomato sauce
Eggs
Flour
Soap
Screaming
Water
Ducking
And whole lot of mess…
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