Summary: Draco entertains himself by touching Harry in an inappropriate way… D/H. Contains Weird!Ron and Weird!Hermione. Romance/Humor. Please R&R!

Rating: R

Genre: Romance/Humor

Warning: This story contains slash, meaning guy on guy action. You have been warned!

Disclaimer: I don't own or have anything to do with all the HP characters or any related material.

Author's Note: Hello my peeps, I'm just letting you guys know that this story takes place after the war. And Voldemort is dead along with Lucius Malfoy. Thanks and good readings. :)

"bubba"dialogue

'bubba' thoughts

Chapter 1:

There was loud clambering everywhere and students were quickly boarding the Hogwarts Express, as it was about to leave.

Harry Potter, the last student to get on, ran quickly inside to find Ron and Hermione. Spotting a red head, he slammed the door open only to find that it was Ginny who was apparently snogging a boy he didn't know.

"Ahem…right…well forget I was even here,"

And with that he closed the door shut.

Harry continued on with his looking down the far end of the train, where he bumped and fell on top of someone who was obviously getting out of a compartment.

"Oof…"

Silence

"Well well well look who decided to show up late," a voice drawled.

"Malfoy"

"Potter"

"I'd love to continue to state the obvious with you but I have to go. So if you would get yourself off of me…"

"Oh right," Harry blushed realizing he was on top of the blond haired male.

Malfoy glanced at Harry quietly before he departed to the other end of the train.

"Hey mate how come you were so late?" asked Ron.

Ron and Hermione were the people in the compartment Malfoy had come out of.

"Well Ron it was the Dursley's, they drove me over here a bit late…oh and hey Hermione,"

"Hey Harry, but tell me why did they drive you here so late? Shouldn't they be quick to drop you off, as this is your last year with them? Don't they want to get rid of you quick?" Hermione bombarded with questions.

"Whoa Hermione take it slow. Oh and thanks I'm flattered. Hah. Well, it took my uncle a while since he wanted to give me a little goodbye present…"

"Oh, well that's awfully nice of him but why exactly?" Hermione had her brows raised in a questioning look.

"Well, it wasn't exactly a nice goodbye present…"

"What?! Harry what did they do to you?" the brown haired girl practically screamed.

Silence

"Well…"

"Well what?"

"It's nothing…"

"It's something!"

"Ahh 'Mione leave him alone if Harry doesn't want to tell us he doesn't have to," Ron spoke up.

"Uhh…thanks Ron,"

"Hphm," Hermione looked out the window with a frustrated expression.

"So mate do you want a lemon drop?" asked Ron with a concerned look on his face.

"Meow"

"Haha Ron. You know you're starting to sound like Dumbledore."

"Meow"

"What? Oh…yeah Dumbledore…ha! Good one…"

"Meow"

"Hermione! Would you please stop with the 'meowing' sounds?" Harry asked being annoyed.

"Hphm," Hermione repeated.

"Right…thanks it was kinda getting on my last nerve. So you guys never told me why Malfoy was in here."

"He came in here asking for you, probably to pick a fight or something."

"Oh ok."

'Damn Malfoy's seriously obsessed with making me miserable.'

The rest of the train ride was silent as the Hogwarts Express pulled into Hogsmeade

AN: Sorry this chapter was so short, the holidays are here and I'm busy. I'll update as soon as I can with more of Draco. Review!