So, my friend got inspired by one of the fics I was writing in class today and wrote this. It was so funny I couldn't not post it, so here it is.
Hulk likes llamas. Especially perverted ones. He loves to smear peanut butter on them and nibble their scrotums. One day, Hulk was wandering through the forest, when he caught sight of a delightful lady llama the colour of chocolate. The big blue eyes staired at him quizically.
He lumbered over to her and punched her in the face. The llama flew through the air and into a cranberry bush. He picked her up and put her underneath his arm, and brought her home.
When the llama awoke from her enforced nap, she saw the Hulk stairing at her from across the room, naked and sweaty. Had a jalapeno in his hand. His eyes were wild as he picked fluff out of his belly button.
So, I honestly have no idea how I inspired this, because its unlike anything I have ever written, but it is hilarious. I don't know if we will ever find out what happens with the jalepeno, but if you guys want, I will encourage her to finish.